Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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Monday 08.02.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast
August 02, 2021 23:11 - 1 hour - 98.9 MBIt's Jeriney's birthday and we actually remembered it!! Birthdays can be a bummer but they don't have to be. *Slimfast says his parents once forgot his birthday and Lazlo is stunned. *Doomscrolling! Just get vaccinated already! This delta crap is ravaging the country. Simone is going to compete again! Multiple mass shootings over the weekend. Stop shooting each other! High jumpers share a gold medal and Lazlo is not impressed. A 74 year-old women allegedly shot and killed her husband after a ...
Friday 07.30.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast
July 31, 2021 23:07 - 1 hour - 89.3 MBWhy was Lazlo caught screaming in the women's restroom? He could answer this question but he'd rather talk about Major League Baseball. *If society collapses, where do you want to be? Costco? That's a good answer but there's a new listing the countries most likely to be survive doomsday. *Doomscrolling! Biden says Americans are spoiled and need to get vaccinated. Florida man attempts to fight a Jaguar in the zoo. The creators of South Park want to save Casa Bonita. Guess who's 40? Another ser...
Thursday 07.29.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast
July 29, 2021 23:15 - 1 hour - 81.6 MBJeriney and Julia are both out today. Let's see if we can keep out of trouble. Did you watch Nick Wright playing poker last night? We have to admit, he looked pretty damn cool. *Don't have an opinion about all this Simone Biles stuff? Well you better get one! How else are we supposed to know where you stand politically?!?! *Doomscrolling! Suni Lee wins gold! CDC says it's mask season again. Lasers on drones zapping clouds. The US government sold a Wu Tang album. Lazlo loves ZZ Top. *You thin...
Tuesday 07.27.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast
July 27, 2021 23:20 - 1 hour - 101 MBYO! How ya feeling? Good? Good! You been watching the Olympics? Neither have we! But everyone seems to have Olympic fever and we're not immune. What is the hardest sport in the Olympics? Gymnastics? Boxing? Water polo? Experts seem to be divided. *The biggest news of the day was Simone Biles. A woman in Kentucky kills a man with a bb gun. Add jet fuel to the list of stuff we're running out of. A woman in Seattle finds a dead lizard in her salad. *Live from Vegas, Nick Wright is on the program...
Monday 07.20.2021 - Church of Lazlo Podcast
July 26, 2021 23:10 - 1 hour - 89.9 MBMost people have at least joke memorized, one phone number memorized, and on great idea for a new reality show. *Julia just learned that the best to get Lazlo's advice is not asking for it. *Could Bennifer 2.0 already be in trouble? Lazlo seems to think so. *Doomscrolling!!! Just like early 00's fashion trends, COVID is making a comeback. Rescuers in New York rush to lift a car off an injured mother and her baby. A armless man has been going around random stores telling women he wants to rub ...
Monday 07.26.2021 - Church of Lazlo Podcast
July 26, 2021 23:10 - 1 hour - 89.9 MBMost people have at least joke memorized, one phone number memorized, and on great idea for a new reality show. *Julia just learned that the best to get Lazlo's advice is not asking for it. *Could Bennifer 2.0 already be in trouble? Lazlo seems to think so. *Doomscrolling!!! Just like early 00's fashion trends, COVID is making a comeback. Rescuers in New York rush to lift a car off an injured mother and her baby. A armless man has been going around random stores telling women he wants to rub ...
Friday 07.23.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast
July 23, 2021 23:13 - 1 hour - 100 MBSlim's cat took a dump on his lap this morning. Lazlo thinks Slimfast secretly hopes his cat has to be put down. *Lazlo just discovered The Hunger Games and he's a fan. *What if everything in life could be an Olympic event? We predict how each of us could win a gold. **Doomscrolling!! Looks like the Olympics are gonna happen. Unless they make a movie about this guy, I'm never gonna understand but allegedly a catholic priest was having his phone tracked and they discovered he was meeting guys ...
Thursday 07.22.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast
July 22, 2021 23:25 - 1 hour - 96.7 MBHey yo. Am I hard of hearing or is my girlfriend just a low talker? I don't know for certain but there's one easy solution for either problem. Talk louder!! *Wanna get ahead in life? Want to be the person calling all the shots? A new study may have discovered the secret to success. Talk a lot. When you find yourself in a meeting with fifteen other coworkers, keep talking. Even if your ideas are bad and you're making up nonsense, people will look to you for answers. *Doomscrolling!! A man who ...
Wednesday 07.21.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast
July 21, 2021 23:47 - 1 hour - 104 MBI could be dreaming, this could be a simulation, or perhaps I'm the only person not in on the joke. Whatever the case may be, I'm going to describe what I perceived to happen on the show this afternoon. The country seems to be going through different seasons with their "billionaires are evil" phase. We're now on to the "these are the things he could do with his money instead of flying rockets" season. It's hard to comprehend some of the stuff they claim Bezos could pay for. I want to know how...
Tuesday 07.20.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast
July 20, 2021 23:18 - 1 hour - 95.6 MBHey yo. We made Lazlo put on his TB12 hat before playing him some new Brady audio that we knew he would love. *Did you know people have jobs where they just ride the rides and visit the attractions at Disney? Not talking about crash test dummies, although that sounds fun too. These people just get paid to report back to their bosses on whether the rides are fun and what could be done to improve them. This got us thinking about the best jobs in the world and we found a few more we'd never con...
Monday 07.19.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast
July 19, 2021 23:16 - 1 hour - 95.8 MBIt's Monday and we've got a new virus for everyone to worry about! People have mixed feelings about Joel Osteen allegedly owning a Ferrari but we seem to be on the same page about his PPP loans. *Even if your parents weren't the type to complain, I'm sure the embarrassed you at least once with a, "Can I speak to your manager?" moment. *Doomscrolling!! Bezos is ready to blast off! Rent is too damn high. The Olympics are already a mess. Stealing candles is bad enough but using bear repellant on...
Friday 07.16.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast
July 16, 2021 23:14 - 1 hour - 88.7 MBTodgers out, it's Friday!! We need to clear up some confusion about our social media accounts. If you want to reach Lazlo, reach out to him on twitter @lazlothebuzz or @churchoflazlo. Lazlo is mainly a twitter guy. If you want to reach out to Slimfast, follow him @slimfast965 and @churchoflazlo on Instagram. Slimfast is mainly an Instagram guy. If you want to reach Jeriney, follow her @jeriney and The Church of Lazlo facebook page. Jeriney in mainly a facebook gal. *Remember kids, if you're g...
Thursday 07.15.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast
July 15, 2021 23:11 - 1 hour - 90.2 MBSome days, things just run a little bit slower around here. Slimfast was acting like he took too many downers today. If you listen to this podcast in double speed, it might not be as noticeable. *Married people love to preach and give advice to young couples. But Lazlo's advice is the only advice you need. *Doomscrolling!! We got naked women trapped between two buildings, football players getting belligerent, and a whole lot more! *Everyone seems to love the story of the Burger King staff who...
Wednesday 07.14.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast
July 14, 2021 23:13 - 1 hour - 88.4 MBWe kicked things off today with a trip down memory lane. This particular trip explored the pros and cons of dropping out of school and never quitting. If it doesn't make sense, it's because we dropped out of school. *Getting drunk usually means you gradually lose the ability to successfully complete everyday tasks. However, there are a few things that drunk people can do better than sober. *Doomscrolling!! Do we already need booster shots? Britney has some sort of court thing today and could...
Tuesday 07.13.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast
July 13, 2021 23:11 - 1 hour - 103 MBYo! Need a ride to airport? Don't ask Lazlo or Slim. *What made the "weird kid" at your school weird? Perhaps you were the weird kid. *Turns out you never stop paying for your kid's crap, no matter how old they are. That doesn't necessarily mean that your raising spoiled brats but you might be. We've got some warning signs for you.*Doomscrolling!! Teenagers these days are getting way cooler summer jobs than we had. Governor Abbott said he's gonna arrest the Texas house dems. A fuel tanker cra...
Monday 07.12.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast
July 12, 2021 23:17 - 1 hour - 96.2 MBYo! Lazlo was sick the last couple days but we're back and it feels so good. Well, Lazlo feels okay but he took daytime cold meds and they're about to kick in. *A new study from UCLA found that men love meat more than women because they think it makes them masculine and Lazlo totally agrees. Here's the short list of other things men do to be masculine and most of them involve taking dumb risks. *Doomscrolling!!! Did a hotel employee prevent a mass shooting at the MLB All Star game? -The count...
Wednesday 07.07.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast
July 07, 2021 23:17 - 1 hour - 108 MBEver had someone come to your house trying to sell magazines? Have you ever actually tried to buy magazines from one of those people? If not, you may be surprised to learn that you can buy a magazine subscription for a mere $180 and all of your personal information. *First it was PPE's, then it was toilet paper, then it was appliances, then it was cars, then it was gas, and now Americans are experiencing a friend shortage. *Doomscrolling!! An amusement park ride in Iowa malfunctioned and kill...
Tuesday 07.06.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast
July 06, 2021 23:19 - 1 hour - 84.2 MBIsn't it great to be back at work?! No place I'd rather be and you're the best person I could hope to see. Did everyone have a good 4th? Lazlo had a good time but he's little "tired" today. *The top things parents care about today are a lot different than the things parents cared about thirty years ago. That's probably not an entirely bad thing. *Doomscrolling!!! An NHL goalie was killed by fireworks this weekend. Bank tellers really do have dye packs and they really do use them. Putin just m...
Friday 07.02.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast
July 02, 2021 23:10 - 1 hour - 90.4 MBIt's Friday!!! It's 4th of July weekend! Do you have plans? Be careful with those fireworks. *Is Lazlo patriotic? Slimfast thinks not. It's time for Lazlo to take a patriotism test. How will he do? *Doomscrolling!! The rescue efforts continue in Florida but now they have a hurricane to worry about. Did you get the J&J vaccine? Looks like it will protect you from this delta variant. Are people in your neighborhood shooting off fireworks already? Well, they were in Cape Coral Florida and neighb...
Thursday 07.01.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast
July 01, 2021 23:14 - 1 hour - 89.7 MBYO! How ya doing? Welcome to the podcast. Let's do this thing! *How long is too long Half an hour? Twenty minutes? Let's find some answers. *Doomscrolling!!! Bill Cosby is out of jail and so is Bill Clinton. A couple accidently buys a house on a landfill, people in the northwest wants air conditioners now, police are using super hero weapons now, and the cops in LA made a bomb and blew it up. *We're starting up a Dance Dance Revolution team! *Britney Spears still isn't free. We gotta change t...
Wednesday 06.30.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast
June 30, 2021 23:16 - 1 hour - 104 MBIt's you! Thanks for giving us another chance. Lazlo wants to know if he's ever hurt anyone's feelings on this show. *Julia has a surprise story for Lazlo. She ran into an old acquaintance of his and now she's got some info about his past. *Doomscrolling! Allison Mack got sentenced, covid news, fake coupons, zebra cobras, and house explosions plus a bunch of other stuff. *Gen Z and Millennials are sharing the Boomer opinions they actually agree with. *Lazlo has seen a lot of nuns. Or were t...
Tuesday 06.29.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast
June 29, 2021 23:28 - 1 hour - 98.3 MBLet's take a trip down memory lane! How the hell did we all end up here? *"Modest Is Hottest" is the most talked about song online today but for all the wrong reasons. *Doomscrolling! They're still searching for survivors in the rubble, it's really hot in Portland, Iowa man gets very upset when McDonalds forgets his dipping sauce, another study says spanking isn't good for your children, and a man kills lobsters to get back at his former coworkers. *Two Karens, one arrest. *We learn that Juli...
Monday 06.28.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast
June 28, 2021 23:23 - 1 hour - 107 MBIt's Monday!!! This is the best I'm gonna feel all week!! Slimfast says he feels slightly weird texting Lazlo's sons and wants to know if he should always include Lazlo on the texts. *We all have interests and hobbies but there seems to be a few that end up defining people. It's a Jeep thing, wouldn't understand. *Doomscrolling!! The search for survivors in the collapsed building continues, good guy with a bad guy's gun gets shot by a different good guy with a gun, naked sun bathers get start...
Friday 06.25.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast
June 25, 2021 23:21 - 1 hour - 90.2 MBLazlo and Jeriney are preparing a "Slimervention" and it catches Slimfast off guard. *Nick went on TV and named his favorite radio person in the country. Congratulations to that guy. *Doomscrolling! Buildings are falling down but congress and the White House are close to getting them fixed, Derek Chauvin gets sentenced to over 20 years, a teen gets stuck in a dressing room which happens to be an old bank vault, Conan ended his talk show last night, birds aren't real or some birds aren't real....
Thursday 06.24.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast
June 24, 2021 23:19 - 1 hour - 95.5 MBEvery American was talking Britney this morning. Slimfast has a proposal to protect Britney that he would like to share. We're skeptical at first but he may have eventually won us over. *Slimfast is running a roach motel. It sounds like enjoys it and thinks of it as a hobby. *Doomscrolling! Buildings are literally falling down in the US, Britney seems to have won over most of America (again), Biden thinks American people might need their own F15's and Nukes, forget Coachella because Redneck R...
Wednesday 6.23.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast
June 23, 2021 23:18 - 1 hour - 96 MBLazlo is real proud of himself for getting Slim all worked up at the top of the show. Nothing like starting the day with a little existential crisis. *The Supreme Court has ruled on the cheerleader who got in trouble for a private Snapchat post she made. Free Speech!!!! *Doomscrolling! The US will not meet their vaccination goals by July 4th but we aren't giving up, the helicopter company from Kobe's crash has settled the lawsuit, Britney is in court today and it's the first time she'll be al...
Tuesday 06.22.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast
June 22, 2021 23:26 - 1 hour - 92.1 MBWhoa! It's so good to see you! Thanks for coming back. I know we were a little rusty from vacation yesterday but we're firing on six cylinders today and I think we'll be firing on all eight tomorrow. The Strokes released a new song snippet so Slimfast is already having a good day. Lazlo watched true crime docs last night and Slimfast watched Lazlo's favorite doc about seniors living in a pretend paradise for retirement. The old people doc brought up a few concerns about Lazlo's current trajec...
Monday 06.21.2021- The Church of Lazlo Podcast
June 21, 2021 23:20 - 2 hours - 113 MBWe're back from vacation! Time off is good but coming back and still having a job is way better. Julia probably had the most stressful vacation because she got scammed. To be fair, this sounds like a scam that anyone might fall for. *Doomscrolling! People sign petition to keep Jeff Bezos in space, a waitress is abducted after confronting men who didn't pay their bill, the Girl Scouts have too many cookies, OnlyFans seems to be forgetting why they're so popular, NC politician wants to arrest p...
Friday 06.11.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast
June 11, 2021 23:29 - 1 hour - 85.4 MBYo! Thanks for listening! This is our last podcast before we take a little break but we will be back in a week. Because it was our last day, we were a little worried about being checked out. It turns out, we were right to be worried. I feel we had a strong first half. *Slimfast is freaked out about hovering airplanes, alternate universes, and alien abductions. Lazlo knows how to calm him down though and he gets everyone back to reality in just a few minutes. *People are arguing about whether ...
Thursday 06.10.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast
June 11, 2021 19:17 - 1 hour - 103 MBIt's about 200 degrees in the office where I'm sitting right now so I'm gonna have to make this kind of quick. I don't remember what we talked about at the top of the show and it's too hot to walk all the way down the hall and ask Jeriney so you'll just have to listen. *I do remember talking about bridesmaid contracts. I remember it well actually because it ended with the girls fighting the boys and calling them dumb. *Doomscrolling! America donating vaccines, changing the moon's orbit, pit m...
Wednesday 06.09.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast
June 09, 2021 23:24 - 1 hour - 88.5 MBIt's Julia's birthday! Which decade is the best? Most people say 20's but once you turn 30, people in their 40's tell you they loved their 30's. I just roll with punches. Kind of sat on my ass for most of my 30's. Anyway, Julia is 30 and we're trying to freak her out a bit. Happy B-Day Julia. *If you're new to the United States, what are some things you should know to never do? Lots of advice about how to deal with the police. *Doomscrolling!!There's an exiting new variant of COVID visiting t...
Tuesday 06.08.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast
June 08, 2021 23:27 - 1 hour - 107 MBYou're here. The podcast is here. Is this what you were looking for? If so, listen away. If you're undecided, here's a little glimpse of what happened on the show today. *Last night, Lazlo planned to have a nice quiet night alone but life doesn't care about our plans. *Apple is rolling out this new Legacy contact. When you die, this contact will have access to your iCloud content. Who will you choose? Make sure you think this through. Your first thought isn't necessarily the right choice. *Wo...
Monday, 06.07.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast
June 07, 2021 23:26 - 1 hour - 108 MBHell of a show today girls and boys! Slimfast went to see Lazlo's son play baseball over the weekend and he got to see Lazlo "fight" with an ump. Lazlo is upset because he knew Slimfast was gonna bring this up today and it was the first thing he wanted to discuss. *Julia went to a celebration of life or memorial or something over the weekend. We all know Julia has a history of dressing inappropriately at funerals. So......wait til you hear what she did this time. *Slimfast went to a head shop...
Friday 06.04.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast
June 04, 2021 23:24 - 1 hour - 95 MBYou came back! Thank you! It's nice to have someone to hang out with, as we head into the weekend. Sometimes, it's just nice to have a day where we can talk about a little bit of everything. Did Lazlo sell his AMC stonk? Is Slimfast doing drugs during the show? *It turns out that millennials are less sensitive than boomers. Actual study figured this out! *Lazlo explains how he handles Slimfast and his mental health struggles. *Doomscrolling! Biden drops the mic, the mayor flies a dildo drone,...
Thursday, 06.03.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast
June 03, 2021 23:16 - 1 hour - 92.7 MBWe don't answer the phone around here. Like you, we prefer texting. There are only two people with "IMPORTANT" studio number. When they call, red lights flash and our hearts skip a beat. Who's calling us? It's either Nick or our boss. So again, please text us anytime (913) 576-7965 Slimfast saves all his emails. He shares a few emails from our boss....in 2003! *Jeriney has a secret admirer and they sends us the best texts. *Do you love playing board games? Do you host game nights? Do you chea...
Wednesday, 06.02.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast
June 02, 2021 23:16 - 1 hour - 86.9 MBLazlo's rich! Well, technically not yet but he's on his way. Now he has to decide whether or not to take certified pre-owned KIA or opt for whatever's behind Door #2. Speaking of being rich, the Friends cast made a boat-load of money on that reunion but it doesn't look like any of them needed it. *Just over half of Americans say they've had a crush on someone at work. It's 2021 though. Are you allowed to tell anyone you have a crush on a coworker? *Doomscrolling! The Russians are coming for o...
Tuesday, 06.01.2021 - The Church Of Lazlo Podcast
June 01, 2021 23:20 - 1 hour - 107 MBAdulting. No one ever said it would be fun but but they also didn't warn us that it would be this hard to replace a lost health insurance card!! However, some people (Jeriney) are really good at adulting and that's why we look to them for direction in these trying times. *Men are opening up and sharing secrets about what it's like inside their heads. Turns out they just want to cuddle and have a good cry. *Doomscrolling! Stay away from any Tik Tok challenge that involves accelerants and open ...
Friday, 05.28.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast
May 28, 2021 23:14 - 1 hour - 91.5 MBIt's Friday and someone dropped off a care package for Lazlo! *A high school teacher is in trouble for handing out a sex survey to his students. On a scale of 1-5, how much does this survey turn you on? *Doomscrolling! Lori Vallow is unfit, gas prices are too damn high, airports are the hot new vaccination spot, a woman in Ohio is now a millionaire because she got vaccinated, mental health kiosks are a thing, Cicadas pee....a lot. *Unpopular opinions! Lazlo thinks recycling is a scam and pine...
Thursday, 05.27.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast
May 27, 2021 23:37 - 2 hours - 115 MBDiamond hands to the moon! Lazlo suddenly finds himself a wealthy man and Slimfast is hoping to to suddenly find a deed to his house. *Opinions are like parents, everybody has them. Opinions about being a parent? Yeah, everybody has though too. But Lazlo's tend to be pretty good. *Doomscrolling! Hope your summer vacation plans didn't include traveling to Belarus. A two year old just joined Mensa and now she acts like she's better than everyone else. Some states are offering $1million to get v...
Wednesday, 05.26.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast
May 26, 2021 23:33 - 1 hour - 108 MBWho doesn't love Wednesday? Right smack in the middle. Plenty of week behind you but enough week ahead that you don't have to have your whole weekend planned out. Lazlo and Slimfast kick things off by solving a murder. *If you want to make your parents really proud, bleach your tips and get a tv show about diners. Oh, and drive-ins. Actually, I would add dive bars to the list too. You don't want to limit your available content. *People are freaking out about Mormons making that GameStop money...
Tuesday, 05.25.2021 - the Church of Lazlo Podcast
May 25, 2021 23:21 - 2 hours - 113 MBLazlo has agreed to pay off Slim’s house. Sort of. AMC TO THE MOON!! *What started as a conversation about surviving in the woods turned into a debate about Jeriney’s fire-starting skills. *Doomscrolling!! A gas station owner gave away $1 million, an Instagrmer fought spider monkeys for likes, the ashes of a man’s late daughter tested positive for drugs, an anti-gun politician allegedly had some illegal guns in her house, a kid finds $5k under the floor mats of his dad’s car, chocolate covere...
Monday, 05.24.2021 - The Church Of Lazlo Podcast
May 24, 2021 23:32 - 1 hour - 102 MBIsn't Monday the best? You're well rested from the weekend and it feels so good to be back at work. Speaking of getting back to work, Kevin Spacey got a job. *Here's a story that won't surprise you at all. Administrators at a school in Florida just photo-shopped pictures of 80 girls in the yearbook. Why? No idea. Why are Americans so weird about sex and so obsessed with how high school girls dress? Get a hobby!! *Doomscrolling! The road rage stuff has got to end, cable cars in Italy need to b...
Friday, 05.21.2021- The Church of Lazlo Podcast
May 22, 2021 00:19 - 1 hour - 107 MBHi! Pretend like I used a little smiley emoji there! Jeriney is a good person and she's doing charity work today. Lazlo refuses to do charity unless it involves competition or just donating cash. *Men spend more time getting ready than women? I'm not sure I buy that. Men care more about women's looks than women care about men's. Now that sounds about right to me. *Doomscrolling! The blue slime kidnaper, a stolen ambulance, turning a major corner on the pandemic, donating babies at restaurants...
Thursday, 05.20.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast
May 20, 2021 23:25 - 1 hour - 107 MBPeople hire DJ's for weddings, Bar/Bat Mitzvahs, birthday parties, corporate events, middle school mixers, and about a million other functions. Why not funerals? Seriously, why not hire a DJ for your funeral? Also, have you told people where you want your ashes spread? None of us have any plans yet so why don't you decide where we should spread ours. *Words around the campfire is that A Rod is just bummed he can't be friends with J-Lo. Stop trying to be friends with your exes!! *Lazlo gives S...
Wednesday, 5.19.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast
May 19, 2021 23:38 - 1 hour - 100 MBHi. What are you doing? Just staring at your phone? Do you read this before you hit play? Do you come here just for the podcast description? Well then, I'll try to keep it interesting. We open the show today with talks about weddings and Lazlo gives his golden advice for grooms planning a wedding. *Biden said he was gonna run over a reporter in an F-150 Lightning. *What movie disturbed you the most? A lot of people on Instagram (@churchoflazlo) are sharing scary movies they watched when they ...
Tuesday, 5.18.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast
May 18, 2021 23:26 - 1 hour - 106 MBWell, we are in rare form today! Or are we? I don't really know what that means. We're here, no one is hungover today, and we've got that Ryan Leaf confidence! *Let's say someone opened a gym just for women. Then let's say that women really liked it because they didn't have to worry about guys hitting on them or stealing their dirty socks. Would that be such a bad thing? We don't think so either. *Doomscrolling! If you ever shoot someone and you find yourself facing a judge, just say you thou...
Monday, 05.17.2021 - The Church of Lazlo
May 18, 2021 00:54 - 1 hour - 100 MBGuess which one of us is hungover today. You gotta figure it out in the first two minutes. Not as easy as you think. *What's the worst thing you've had to tell someone to their face? Ever have to tell an employee that their breath stinks? Ever have to fire someone? We need AI that just takes care of all our awkward convos for us. Like a little roomba that rolls around telling people they're gonna need to buy two seats for the flight or that they need to shower more often. *Doomscrolling! Rick...
Friday, 05-14-2021 - The Church Of Lazlo Podcast
May 15, 2021 00:24 - 1 hour - 95.2 MBIt's Friday and Lazlo's in "Lazlo Mode"! *Looks like a woman in California accidentally ruined $26 million by putting it through the was. *Doomscrolling! Breakthrough COVID is a thing and it's a thing I could have done without. Ever been hit in the head with 10lbs of meat? Quicksand is real, it's just like in the movies, and you're probably closer to it than you think. *Celebrity Guardian angels. They aren't a thing but we wish they were. *Nick is on the program and he's singing a familiar tu...
Thursday, 05.13.2021
May 13, 2021 23:33 - 1 hour - 95.7 MBInteresting start to the show. Lazlo and I walked into the studio and we could tell that something was going on with Jeriney. Oh boy...... *Lazlo decided to resurrect a five year old bit and take every single thing out of my backpack. Wouldn't have been too big of a deal but the timing was bad. I was just given something by a friend and I hadn't decided what to do with it. Forgot it was in the bag for Lazlo to find. *Doomscrolling! The gas shortage thing got worse. Glad it ain't happening wh...
Wednesday, 05.12.2021- The Church of Lazlo Podcast
May 13, 2021 01:42 - 1 hour - 93.7 MBSo far, Bennifer 2 is the best sequel of all time! If you didn't like Ben Affleck before, you gotta be coming around now. *The top Google questions of the last year. When I was a kid, we had to practice kissing with our friends and cousins but kids today are seeking strategy online. *Doomscrolling! Julia handles the first half of Doomscrolling today because she's our celebrity insider and the top story is Chrissy Teigen's apology to Courtney Stodden. I (slimfast) handle the second half of hea...