Friday 07.02.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

It's Friday!!! It's 4th of July weekend! Do you have plans? Be careful with those fireworks. *Is Lazlo patriotic? Slimfast thinks not. It's time for Lazlo to take a patriotism test. How will he do? *Doomscrolling!! The rescue efforts continue in Florida but now they have a hurricane to worry about. Did you get the J&J vaccine? Looks like it will protect you from this delta variant. Are people in your neighborhood shooting off fireworks already? Well, they were in Cape Coral Florida and neighbor decided to protest the noise by screaming fireworks noises and even saying, "FIREWORKS! FIREWORKS! BOOM!" Looks like Richard Branson might beat Bezos to space but Bezos just invited and 82 year-old woman to join him on the journey. We now have round hots shaped like patties. Jeriney says it's just bologna and she's not the only one. A man is upset that his insurance company is shorting him after he burned his house down while trying to cook a steak in his toaster. There's a new reality coming to network TV. People get diarrhea and slide down slip-n-slides together. An Ohio cop was fired for making a KKK sign and putting it on another officer's desk. He's alleged to have literally said, "What are you gonna de? Fire me?' seconds before he was fired. McDonalds is giving out really good surprises in their Happy Meals. *Jobs that people think are glamorous but really aren't. Did your job make the list because mine did. *Things that guys do that piss off other guys. Julia wants to know if these things are true. *Slimfast is a Country Psychic and Jeriney found a fitting song for the holiday weekend. *Nick is on the show and he's got beef with everyone but Julia. *That's it! Have a great weekend and enjoy the 4th!    -Everybody Wang Chung!!!

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It's Friday!!! It's 4th of July weekend! Do you have plans? Be careful with those fireworks. *Is Lazlo patriotic? Slimfast thinks not. It's time for Lazlo to take a patriotism test. How will he do? *Doomscrolling!! The rescue efforts continue in Florida but now they have a hurricane to worry about. Did you get the J&J vaccine? Looks like it will protect you from this delta variant. Are people in your neighborhood shooting off fireworks already? Well, they were in Cape Coral Florida and neighbor decided to protest the noise by screaming fireworks noises and even saying, "FIREWORKS! FIREWORKS! BOOM!" Looks like Richard Branson might beat Bezos to space but Bezos just invited and 82 year-old woman to join him on the journey. We now have round hots shaped like patties. Jeriney says it's just bologna and she's not the only one. A man is upset that his insurance company is shorting him after he burned his house down while trying to cook a steak in his toaster. There's a new reality coming to network TV. People get diarrhea and slide down slip-n-slides together. An Ohio cop was fired for making a KKK sign and putting it on another officer's desk. He's alleged to have literally said, "What are you gonna de? Fire me?' seconds before he was fired. McDonalds is giving out really good surprises in their Happy Meals. *Jobs that people think are glamorous but really aren't. Did your job make the list because mine did. *Things that guys do that piss off other guys. Julia wants to know if these things are true. *Slimfast is a Country Psychic and Jeriney found a fitting song for the holiday weekend. *Nick is on the show and he's got beef with everyone but Julia. *That's it! Have a great weekend and enjoy the 4th!    -Everybody Wang Chung!!!

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