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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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Tuesday, 08.09.22

August 09, 2022 23:00 - 1 hour - 71.8 MB

Yo! What are everyone's thoughts on Slim's new shirt? Does he really think he's cool enough to try and be different? Can a person wear Tommy Hilfiger and not be cool? Julia arrives just in time to settle this debate. *Remember back in the '90s when you'd get made fun of because your family had enough money for the latest video game console? Neither do we. *Doomscrolling!! The FBI raided Trump's house last night and agents were seen walking out with stacks of boxes full of documents. Snapchat...

Doom Scrolling Pt 1

August 09, 2022 21:32 - 12 minutes - 11.4 MB

Slimfast gets us caught up on the news

Things That Are Weirdly Acceptable in 2022

August 09, 2022 21:24 - 9 minutes - 8.39 MB

Slim Is Bringing Back 90's Fashion

August 09, 2022 21:16 - 7 minutes - 6.56 MB

Slimfast is rocking a tommy hilfiger shirt today and we take a trip down memory lane

Monday, 08.08.22

August 09, 2022 00:06 - 1 hour - 63.9 MB

Kim and Pete have called it quits. You'd think that would be the end of the story but when Kanye is involved, it's never the end of the story. *Could there possibly be any downside to being Britney Spear's kid? *Summer is almost over? But I didn't get to do anything cool yet :(  *Doomscrolling!! Pete and Kim call it quits. Olivia Newton-John from Grease passed away at 73 and Roger Mosley from Magnum P.I. passed away at 83. Anne Heche was in a serious car accident over the weekend but was las...

Doom Scrolling Full

August 08, 2022 23:59 - 21 minutes - 19.9 MB

All of the news you will ever need in one place

Doom Scrolling Pt 2

August 08, 2022 23:59 - 10 minutes - 9.74 MB

Slimfast finishes getting us caught up on the news

Back To School Movies

August 08, 2022 23:52 - 7 minutes - 6.93 MB

Whats the best one?

Should Britney Be Dancing Naked on Instagram?

August 08, 2022 23:49 - 6 minutes - 6.25 MB

Kevin Federline and Britney Spears are in a war of words and it got us thinking

Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian: Breakup of The Century

August 08, 2022 23:45 - 6 minutes - 6.12 MB

Julia catches the guys up with whats going on with the biggest couple in the world

Friday, 08.05.22

August 05, 2022 23:16 - 1 hour - 72 MB

It's Friday! There is no one on earth we'd rather spend a Friday afternoon with than you. Seeing as how we're such good friends, do you think we could have your WiFi password? *Cracker Barrel done goofed! We go there for giant packs of Pez and miniature bottles of half-real syrup. We do NOT go there for Woke Burgers! *Our merch store has a new look and new stuff! Check it out  *What's stressing you out today? Inflation and wars in eastern Europe cause a lot of Americans to s...

The Stressors of Life

August 05, 2022 21:01 - 10 minutes - 9.53 MB

We've Got New Merch!

August 05, 2022 21:00 - 2 minutes - 2.09 MB

New merch items just added to our store! Check them out! https://lazlo,chruch/

Cracker Barrel Adds Woke Burgers to Menu

August 05, 2022 20:59 - 9 minutes - 8.38 MB

The commies over at Cracker Barrel have done it again and this time, we ain't standin for it

Thursday, 08.04.22

August 05, 2022 00:02 - 1 hour - 62.6 MB

Howdy! Great to see you folks on this fine day. Not a whole lot to report today other than the fact that Slim had a meeting this morning with one of the bosses. Lazlo wasn't there but all signs point to him being the next one invited for a sit-down. The good news for us is that our key cards still work and we're still on the air. We really can't ask for anything more. *Sex is supposed to be fun and exciting but it can also lead to injury. Let's go over the top ten most common sex injuries an...

Wednesday, 08.03.22

August 03, 2022 23:07 - 1 hour - 56.9 MB

Our Man Nick Wright

August 03, 2022 22:35 - 11 minutes - 10.6 MB

Nick Wright from First Things First on FS1, and CoL superfan calls into the show

A Segment About Amanda Bynes

August 03, 2022 22:08 - 5 minutes - 5.32 MB

That's it

Anniversary Shows

August 03, 2022 22:06 - 6 minutes - 5.88 MB

While we don't have contracts yet, the company announced 2 shows celebrating our 20th anniversary

Julia Catches Snowcone Naked In The Studio

August 03, 2022 21:59 - 6 minutes - 6.34 MB

Why was Snowcone naked in the studio? Who knows, but Julia unfortunately found out the hard way

Tuesday, 08.02.22

August 02, 2022 22:47 - 1 hour - 71.8 MB

Julia is back! It's been too long but we're happy to see her again! We have two more days living that Contract Life and we're going to enjoy every minute of it! Speaking of which, we have nothing new to report but we'll keep you posted. Shoutout to the mayor of Kansas City Missouri for showing some concerns about our employment on his official Twitter last night. *How many writers does it take to write a terrible song and how many tweets does it take to apologize to Beyonce? *Doomscrolling!!...

Texting Your Boss

August 02, 2022 22:09 - 8 minutes - 8.12 MB

At one point is it too late to text your boss? And should you ever text your boss?

The Church of Lazlo: Toxic & Problematic

August 02, 2022 20:57 - 7 minutes - 6.73 MB

Turns out some people don't like us. But is it someone we work with?

Beyonce Strikes Back

August 02, 2022 20:57 - 7 minutes - 7.25 MB

Dianne Warren had some choice words for Beyonce and her songwriters

Welcome Back Julia

August 02, 2022 20:56 - 6 minutes - 6.06 MB

Julia's back and she recaps Lollapalooza for us

Monday, 08.01.22

August 01, 2022 23:38 - 1 hour - 72.2 MB

If anyone else said this, you wouldn't believe a word. The fact that it's coming from us probably makes it not only believable but in some ways expected. Remember on Friday when we said it was our last day under contract? Well, Slimfast went home that night and looked at his actual contract. Turns out we are under contract until Thursday. So here we are!! *The Johnny vs Amber trial should be ancient history by now but it's not. We don't make the news, we just discuss it. The lesson of this J...

Biting Your Tongue

August 01, 2022 21:11 - 12 minutes - 11.4 MB

Is it better to be brutally honest or bite your tongue?

Amber and Johnny

August 01, 2022 21:09 - 11 minutes - 10.8 MB

New documents from the Amber Heard v Johnny Depp trial have come out and shed some light on their relationship

The Show Goes On

August 01, 2022 21:07 - 6 minutes - 5.63 MB

Well our key cards still work so we're here. But turns out our contracts are not up...yet

Friday, 07.29.22

July 30, 2022 01:21 - 1 hour - 64.8 MB

Nick Wright

July 30, 2022 01:02 - 16 minutes - 15 MB

Our good buddy Nick Wright from First Things First on FS1 calls in

Winning The Lottery

July 30, 2022 00:39 - 7 minutes - 6.67 MB

So what do you do if you win? We've got answers

Private Jets

July 30, 2022 00:35 - 8 minutes - 7.52 MB

Private Jets. Hot or not?

Thursday, 07.28.22

July 28, 2022 23:48 - 57 minutes - 52.5 MB

Wednesday, 07.27.22

July 27, 2022 23:02 - 57 minutes - 52.5 MB

Today's the day. You've been tweeting, sending DM's, and posting on our subreddit. Everyone has the same question, "How did Lazlo's dinner go last night?". Well, today you'll get the answer. -Everybody Wang Chung 

Tuesday, 07.26.22

July 27, 2022 00:02 - 1 hour - 79.5 MB

Elon's Affair

July 26, 2022 21:38 - 9 minutes - 8.7 MB

Elon Musk is accused of ruining the cofounder of Googles marriage. There's not much to like about that guy, is there?

What Are The Odds

July 26, 2022 21:37 - 9 minutes - 8.36 MB

Raising Canes bought a lottery ticket for every employee and it goes us thinking about odds

New Glasses

July 26, 2022 21:36 - 8 minutes - 7.71 MB

We were off yesterday and Lazlo tells us why

Friday, 07.22.22

July 22, 2022 23:38 - 1 hour - 89.3 MB

We all know that every boy band has a token bad boy but not every boy band has a truly good man. More importantly, which group was JC Chasez in? *A couple of days ago, we received a text from a woman who caught her husband sexting. She said they'd been married for fifteen years and that they have a very healthy sex life. Lazlo gave the best advice he could, based on the limited amount of information we were given. It's time for an update because she has texted again and given us all the impo...

Sleeping With Kids...Wait, Not Like That

July 22, 2022 22:33 - 15 minutes - 14.3 MB

Alicia Silverstone cosleeps with her 11-year-old. Weird or not weird?

Sexting Update

July 22, 2022 20:21 - 13 minutes - 12 MB

We got an update from our listener from Tuesday's Sexting segment

Boy Band Guys

July 22, 2022 20:17 - 8 minutes - 7.61 MB

Think you know members of boy bands? Think again

Thursday, 07.21.22

July 22, 2022 00:01 - 1 hour - 77.1 MB

Wednesday, 07.20.22

July 21, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour - 86.9 MB

Happy Moon Landing anniversary! Or was that hoax? Lazlo and his roundtable of wizards will decide. *We've already given our pitch for American Treasure status which provides social and financial safeguards to former child stars. Now we've gotta figure something out for heroes. This guy in Indiana who ran into a burning house and saved a bunch of people should be set for life. The only question is, should we make him rich or just give him enough to survive? *When is it okay to push little kid...

Baseball Douche

July 20, 2022 22:00 - 8 minutes - 7.77 MB

A video of a man trying to get a baseball signed has the entire league hating him

Incentivizing Heroism

July 20, 2022 21:53 - 10 minutes - 10.1 MB

A story about a hero rescuing kids from a fire has us discussing incentivizing heroism

Arnold, Wizards, and Moon

July 20, 2022 21:47 - 10 minutes - 9.96 MB

A whole bunch of topics in this open

Tuesday, 07.19.22

July 20, 2022 00:03 - 1 hour - 92.8 MB

Yo!! Our vacation is over and our key cards still work! Lazlo went to Houston, Slimfast sat on his couch, Snowcone drank White Claws, and Julia worked all week. *Imagine if Twitter was around in the early 2000's. Buzzfeed compiled the top events that would have dominated Twitter and most of them involved Britney Spears. *Lazlo needs a minute to make sure he understands this 'Secret Service text message' scandal. *Doomscrolling!! Bennifer 2.0 are married!!! More updates on Uvalde and the Indi...

Womens Complaints

July 19, 2022 22:39 - 5 minutes - 5.5 MB

The top complaints from women. Lazlo of course is a huge fan