Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Wednesday, 04.17.24

Tuesday, 04.16.24

*Lazlo is watching the new Fallout series on Prime and Slim is watching Massacre of the Mormons on Max. *OJ's family says they will not donate his brain for CTE studies. *Caitlin Clark got drafted. Could this change the fortunes of the WNBA? *BREAKING! Doctors Say Social Media Isn't Great For Kids! *A Nebraska teacher was caught naked with one of her students in an SUV. *Tennessee is finally doing something about chemtrails. The 12 Best Fast-Food Restaurants in America. *Thanks for li...

Monday, 04.15.24

*Lazlo recaps his trip to Branson Missouri. *Slimfast recaps his trip to Nick's wedding. *Two missing moms in Kansas have been found dead and the in-laws are suspects. *Trump's hush money (Stormy Daniels) trial is getting underway. *An 81-year-old man in Ohio shot and killed an Uber driver after being pranked on the phone. We explain. *"Rust" armorer Hannah Gutierrez-Reed was sentenced to 18 months in prison. *Lazlo got into a road rage incident today, and yes, it was an old man. *Tha...

Thursday, 04.11.24

Toxic and Problematic, 04.06.24

Thursday, 04.04.24

Wednesday, 04.03.24 (Slimfast and Snowcone)

Tuesday, 04.02.24

*Why is Lazlo wearing an Ohio shirt? *Lazlo is fed with patronizing fans. He's now throwing his full support behind the Nashville's Hot Chickens. *Would you rather be able to shoot fire balls from your hand, lasers, or (can't believe I have to include this) a drink dispenser.  *The stadium vote is today. The polls are telling us this thing is too close to call. *Slimfast needs an e-bike.  *Any guesses what the fastest growing non-pickleball sport is in America?  *Does legalized sports ...

Monday, 04.01.24

*How about those Royals! *Old man complains about being old man. *Slim's niece needed help, so she called her other uncle. *Police remind Rashee Rice to keep his car fenced or leashed at all times.  *Powerball is up to a $1 billion. *Starting today, California fast food joints have to start paying their kiosks $20 an hour. *Ex wife pees her pants at the airport. *The greatest nude scenes of all time and why Lazlo thinks you can have too much of a good thing. *Get divorced. Get free s...

Friday, 03.29.24

*The latest form of victimhood is something called 'Sunshine Guilt' and it's as dumb as it sounds. *It's Easter Weekend. What is Easter and why do Americans spend so much money on it? Lazlo is not impressed by any of it and he puts us all in awkward position, comparing ourselves to Jesus.  *Eclipse fever is sweeping the nation and Lazlo's temperature is through the roof! *Police pulled over a 9-year-old who said he was trying to get to school. Should we judge the parents? Too late! Lazlo'...

Thursday, 03.28.24

*Baseball is here! It's time to lose a bunch of money on our phones...again! *AITAH-"My boyfriend is going on a bachelorette party with his best friend, who's female." *Joe Lieberman has passed away. *Women in NYC are randomly getting punched in the face by someone.  *The Utah women's basketball team were harassed and threatened by racist a-holes in Idaho. *Do you believe Shohei's story regarding the gambling scandal? The media seems split. *Do you periodically use Facebook to check in...

Wednesday, 03.27.24

*Kansas wants to block porn websites, similar to Texas and Louisianna.  *If you think you're part of America's middle class, think again. *Someone in Jersey won the Mega Millions jackpot. *Trump Bibles are now available in the gift shop for $60. *A former Syracuse Basketball player has been named in the Diddy investigation as a possible "mule" *St Louis Swat executed a warrant with the help of a stolen pair of AirPods and the FindMy app. Yes, they went to the wrong house. *You now have...

Tuesday, 03.26.24

*Snowcone claims he doesn't have a warrant out for his arrest, but we think Snowcone has a warrant out for his arrest.  *Even when we try to do things the right way, we still can't our lives together. *Lazlo has some follow up questions concerning Slim's health scare over the weekend. *The Key Bridge is Baltimore collapsed after being struck by a cargo ship. *Shohei made his first public statements since the gambling news broke. *Florida just passed a law that would ban social media for...

Monday, 03.25.24

*The NFL is going to be flag football soon. *Even the threat of losing his junk can't get Slim to go to the doctor. *Russia says they've captured the men responsible for Friday's terrorist attack but don't bother trying to recognize their faces from pictures or videos. *Trump gets his bond reduced and more time to pay it.  *P Diddy's homes were raided today by homeland security and enough cops to storm the beaches of Normandy. *British guy laughs at Americans for thinking they could win...

Toxic and Problematic with Corey Silverstein, 03.23.24

Corey Silverstein aka The Adult Attorney Discusses the Texas Pornhub Ban and Why We Should All Be Worried

Corey Silverstein, the "Adult Lawyer" is on the show! Mr. Silverstein is a lawyer based in Michigan. He founded his firm in 2006 and has been involved in representing the adult industry for over a decade. He focuses on all the unique issues facing the industry. Corey (we're on a first name basis after the interview) has been a vocal critic of states like Texas and Louisianna's adult verification laws for online pornography.  We discuss the differences between existing state laws and propose...

Friday, 03.22.24

*It's March Madness and Americans can't get enough of Caitlin Clark.  *Is Lazlo approaching the moment when he realizes his son could kick his ass? That's a moment every father and son remember. The differences between Dad Strength and Mom Strength.  *There's been a terrible attack on concertgoers in Moscow. All signs point to terrorism, but the possibilities are frightening.  *Apple has denied allegations from the justice department that they have monopolized the smart phone market by en...

Thursday, 03.21.24

*Lazlo woke up to find water leaking through the ceiling. Is it more stressful to own a home or to not own a home? *Is Shohei Ohtani the new Pete Rose? Some people think so but the details are complicated. *Power Ball and Mega Millions could make you a billionaire again. Anyone else tired of hearing about it? *The Little Rascals robbed a bank in Texas and they would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for those pesky parents. *What's going on with Richard Simmons? *Kansas City Kansas...

Wednesday, 03.20.24

*Quiet on Set-The Dark Side of Kids TV. We all watched the last two episodes last night and so did Dan Schneider.  *The search continues in Nashville for Riley Strain, the missing Mizzou student. Police are trying to dispel rumors that there is any evidence indicating that Riley was being chased. *Amazon Prime Video is finally getting something people might watch, a YouTube show. *Texas woman says she was drugged and kidnapped before managing to fatally shoot her abductor. I guess we'll h...

Tuesday, 03.19.24

Monday, 03.18.24

*The big boss is in town today, so we have to step out for a bit. Sorry for the shorter show. *A Mizzou student went missing in Nashville over a week ago and few clues have been found.  *The Tik Tok ban is still dominating the news but Slimfast thinks we shouldn't be calling it a "ban". *Have you watched Quiet on Set on Max? Quiet On Set: The Dark Side Of Kids TV | ID - YouTube   *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twit...

Friday, 03.15.24

* The Chiefs signed a veteran wide receiver! That's it! All of our wishes have been granted! *Your city does not have the third biggest St Patrick's Day parade, and there are a few more claims that need to stop being made unchallenged.  *PornHub has blocked access in Texas. Your state might not be safe for long. *You probably have long COVID. I know I do.  *Utah Governor Signs Bill Encouraging Teachers to Carry Guns in Classrooms. *The latest headline causing conspiracy theorists heads ...

Thursday, 03.14.24

*Snowcone's car is now mostly made up of bumper stickers, trash bags, and pieces of cardboard.  *Travis Kelce and Patrick Mahomes announce plans for new restaurant in Kansas City. *When Lazlo and his boys have given up all hope of being able to watch baseball on tv this spring, the league has a serious problem.  *What are the odds that congress actually shuts down Tik Tok with this new legislation?  *Elon Musk vs Don Lemon *Dozens of bands and panelists have backed out of SXSW this week...

Wednesday, 03.13.24

*You don't have to be a fan of The Patriots to love the new docu-series The Dynasty on Apple. The Dynasty: New England Patriots — Official Trailer | Apple TV+ - YouTube *Looks like Robert Kennedy is seriously considering Aaron Rodgers as his running mate.  *Is Kate Middleton in a coma? Is the royal marriage in trouble? Did a BBL surgery go wrong? Perhaps she got a bad haircut and she's just waiting for her bangs to grow back. *The House votes to ban Tik Tok. *The Innocence Project has ta...

Toxic and Problematic with "Hell Camp"- Phil, 03.09.24

After watching Hell Camp and The Program on Netflix, we've been fascinated by the "troubled teen industry" and wanted to speak with someone whose parents had sent them to one of these programs. That's when we discovered that Phil, a frequent contributor on our twitch stream, had been sent to a troubled teen camp when he was 17, almost twenty years ago.  We think you'll be surprised by Phil's final thoughts on his camp experience and what his relationship is like with his parents today. Hope ...

Thursday, 03.07.24

Wednesday, 03.06.24

Tuesday, 03.05.24

*Can we get from Russell Wilson to Damon Huard in one conversation?  *Jason  Kelce is retiring and we hope to see him in Chiegs gear more often. Who is Lazlo's 2nd favorite NFL team? *Slim's s****y little dog.  *Lazlo Sopranos booth sold for over $82k. *It's Super Tuesday! By this time tomorrow we'll be playing a clip of Nikki Haley's announcement that she's suspending her campaign.  *Nick Swardson was escorted off stage for being too drunk during a set but we don't think he sounded tha...

Monday, 03.04.24

*Buying used can save a lot of money but it can also lead to traumatic flashbacks.  *The Oceans Calling Festival in Ocean City has a lineup made for Slimfast and he wants Lazlo to go with him. *Caitlin Clark broke the NCAA all-time scoring record. Does this mean that she's in the conversation for greatest college basketball player of all time? *Trump heads into Super Tuesday with the wind in his sails. *South Florida doesn't understand how they became a spring break destination to begin ...

Toxic & Problematic, 03-04-24

*Gyro is here! That's right, we have a guest in-studio this week and it's Lazlo's oldest son. We wanted to know what life is like for a modern teenager and Lazlo's son. We talk social media, not staying out until the streetlights come on, being filmed by classmates at school, and even a little baseball. We hope you enjoy the episode! *Thanks to our sponsors Mitra 9! Visit www.mitra-9.com and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC. You'll get a nice discount, and we'll get to keep our sponsor.  *Th...

Friday, 03.01.24

Thursday, 02.29.24

*Gaming with Lazlo. *There's a new docuseries on Apple about Tom Brady and The Patriots and you'll be shocked to learn that Lazlo is all caught up. *Can a hobby make someone undatable? We're not talking about spending the night but actually dating. *Larry Davis cried about Richard Lewis, but no man cries quite like Snowcone.  *A lawyer leading a class action lawsuit against TEMU says the app is the most dangerous in America. *Biden is fit for duty. *A high school teacher asked two boys...

Wednesday, 02.28.24

*Lazlo implores Slimfast to start an OnlyFans and he's got specific content in mind.  *We discuss the new documentary about Joran van der Sloot called Pathological. You might want to warn your kids about the psychopath next door.  *Looks like we're going to have to wait at least another year for Kohberger's trial.  *Should Joe Biden be worried about Michigan? *A judge in Illinois was removed from the bench for reversing his own decision.  *The CEO of Kellogg's wants to remind you that y...

Tuesday, 02.27.24

*Snowcone finally watched Dear Zachery, a sad documentary from 2008. Not just a sad documentary, but the saddest documentary anyone has ever seen. Snowcone is still having a hard time finding his center.  *If you're worried about your kids turning 18 and suffering from empty nest syndrome, you can relax. They won't be moving out until they're 27. *British tabloids are reporting some unpleasant rumors about Taylor and Travis but there might be a reasonable explanation for all of this.  *We...

Friday, 02.23.24

Thursday, 02.22.24

*The Last Airbender, Anime, and Dune! Let's get nerdy! *Slimfast wants people to know that the smell of decomposing bodies coming from his basement is nothing to worry about.  *Will the Chiefs keep Chris Jones? Should the Chiefs keep Chris Jones? *Everyone loves the Kelce brothers and their families.  *Gabby Petito's family has reached a settlement with the Laundrie family.  *What's so bad about a little lead poisoning?  *You don't call or visit your grandmother enough and you know it....

Wednesday, 02.21.24

*Spencer missed his court date this morning but he's pretty sure the judge is cool with it.  *Did high school fights and bar fights always end with guys getting kicked in the face while lying unconscious on the ground? Fights in the movies were so much more civilized.  *Where should everyone go for vacation this year? Slimfast is jaw jackin again about theme parks in Orlando but we all know he's gonna end up driving the station wagon to Branson. *A new class action lawsuit accusses dating...

Tuesday, 02.20.24

*Snowcone's Running late because he's preparing for a court date? More on that later. *Ben Affleck or Matt Damon. There can only be one. *We're getting more information about Snowcone's trouble with the law. He has a court date in Pleasanton Kansas tomorrow morning. He's representing himself in court. Never a good idea. *A man is suing the lottery after he claims they made him think he'd won over $300 million. *With all this talk about Alexei Navalny, I'm worried we might have another Fr...

Toxic and Problematic with Nick Wright, 02.16.24

This week, our friend Nick Wright calls into the podcast to discuss the terrible shooting at this week's parade in Kansas City. Nick was not only a witness, and now part of a growing statistic, but this is also a subject that he and Lazlo are both passionate about. We know people will have strong opinions about this week's episode and we encourage your feedback. You can find all of our links below.  For more information on gun laws and how we can change blanket immunity, check out Gabby Gif...

Friday, 02.16.24

Thursday, 02.15.24

It's hard to find the words today. We felt like we needed someone smarter than us, to help us understand and process this information. We're all looking for answers. Our friend Jason Kander calls in today. Lazlo and Jason think that something can be done about this. We just have to stay on topic and stay focused. We hope you enjoy our conversation with Jason Kander and maybe we can work in a few moments of levity today as well.  www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/...

Jason Kander and Lazlo Discuss The Solution to Gun Violence

Jason Kander joins the show to talk about the shooting at the parade in Kansas City yesterday and discuss some possible solutions to gun violence in this country

Tuesday, 02.13.24

*Lover, Stalker, Killer. It's a new Netflix true-crime doc and Lazlo watched it! Lover, Stalker, Killer | Official Trailer | Netflix (youtube.com) *The game was the most watched television event ever.  *The Royals have just shown off the location where they'd like to build the new stadium. It looks awesome. KC Royals reveal plans for new stadium in Crossroads. But who pays what is still unclear (msn.com) *Police believe the Lakewood Church shooter was motivated by antisemitism, but they s...

Monday, 02.12.24

*CHIEEEEEEEEFS!!!!!   *A little more CHIEEEEEEEFS! *How bout those CHIEEEEEEEEEFS!!! *A little Joel Olsteen, high school art teacher selling student's art, and a guy's life was actually saved by a bullet-stopping tablet just like in the movies! *The most "whack" list of KC BBQ spots. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.   -Ev...

Friday, 02.09.24

Thursday, 02.08.24

*If you love true crime and want to be annoyed, check out #CyberSleuths on Paramount+ *Looks like Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition is still a thing and Kansas City's very own Brittany Mahomes just did a photo shoot! 2024 SI Swimsuit Issue Rookie Brittany Mahomes Is Unapologetically Herself - Swimsuit | SI.com *More bombs over Baghdad.  *Your grandmother's landline might get cut off soon.  *Trump is hopeful that the real Supreme Court will overrule Colorado's "Supreme" Court. *Don't g...

Wednesday, 02.07.24

*Will you gamble on the game this weekend? Looks like more people are planning to bet on the.........CHIEEEEEEEEEEFS! *Was bullying worse in the 80s or just in 80s movies? *The meanest bullies of the meanest decade. *Jennifer Crumbley was found guilty of involuntary manslaughter. *Matt Gaetz says he misses Kevin McCarthy. Wait....what? Court deals Trump a major blow. *Mahomes says this is not the time to discuss dynasties.  *It looks like we're just never gonna get our ADHD meds.  *S...

Tuesday, 02.06.24

*Small tasks, big headaches. It's the little things in life that'll kill you. *Kansas City is supposedly a terrible city for young single people to meet. Maybe if you hadn't cheated on your high school sweetheart, you wouldn't be having these problems.  *The best cities in America FOR football fans. *King Charles has cancer. Toby Keith had cancer.  *Media Week is here! I don't what the hell media week is but Spencer claims you can't have a Super Bowl without it. Kelce got more attention ...

Monday, 02.05.24

*I always wanted to be an assistant coach in the NFL. I don't know anything about football, I just heard they get paid well and know how to party. *My 16-year-old son let it slip what his friend's mom gave him a massage... *Slimfast asks Lazlo to hide his resentment for the Chiefs, just for this week. *Jennifer Crumbley's jury deliberation begins this week. *The GRAMMYs were last night! Let's see how many artists Lazlo can name. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a revie...

Toxic & Problematic, 02-04-24 (Is Rock & Roll Dead?)

On this week's episode we discuss the state of Rock & Roll (and our current television viewing habits). For years, people have predicted the downfall of Rock & Roll, and they've always been wrong. We won't make that same mistake, but it's hard not to notice that the heretofore predictable cycles of music have been thrown out of whack. We hope you enjoy this week's episode, and we'd love to hear your feedback. Links to all our websites and socials are below.    (65) Do You Agree With The Za...