Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Monday, 06.17.24

*Lazlo finally comes clean about his mystery-marriage, but not in time to stop Slim from getting engaged.  *A man is suing Apple for something that many of us have also fell victim to. *If you get your ADD meds via a facetime "doctor" you found on Instagram, you might have a hard time getting your prescription next month.  *Riders were stuck upside for 30 minutes on an amusement park ride in Oregon. *The Surgeon General wants to put a warning label on social media platforms.  *Bill Beli...

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Thursday, 06.13.24

Wednesday, 06.12.24

Tuesday, 06.11.24

*Lazlo and Slim have a plan that should make this whole porn-ban in Kansas a lot less scary. Hell, we're looking forward to it now! *Best TV Dads of all time. *A progressive woman secretly recorded a couple Supreme Court justices, and it went down exactly how you'd expect. *Hunter Biden was found guilty. *Say goodbye to Body Mass Index, make way (lots of way) for the new Body Roundness Index! *Apple announces AI is coming to your iPhone soon.  *Time for Slim's annual update on where Ja...

Monday, 06.10.24

*Lazlo got to spend some quality time with his boys this weekend and Slim got to spend some Old Shawnee Days time with his girlfriend brother-dad. *Slimfast had a discouraging experience at the water park this weekend. What is wrong with people? *Hot Rodent Men and Men Hot for Rodents. Either way, it's hot. *Caitlyn Clark didn't make the Olympic Team.  *Trump has to meet with his probation officer today. *Looking for a Man in Finance isn't just the song of the summer, it's a genuine ple...

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Tuesday, 06.04.24

*Where did the weird kids from high school end up? Were you the weird kid, Dennis? *A nurse in a pediatric hospital shares five things she'd never let her kids do. I'm guessing 'going into the woods with Teriyaki' must have been number six.  *I guess the crucifixes in my house are all historically inaccurate.  *There's nothing sexier than a man signing an executive order.  *Your private information is being sold on the dark web...again.  *Pepsi should try to get Britney Spears or maybe ...

Monday, 06.03.24

*The Mystery of Lazlo's Wedding Ring continues. *Instead of taking your license away, they should take your car when you get in trouble.  *Topfreedom now! Topfreedom forever! *Trump is on Tik Tok! *Chad Daybell gets the death penalty and we're fine with it. *Is Caitlin Clark the victim of racism? *Tyson v Paul has been postponed.  *Ren Faire on HBO is the show we'll be talking about for the next three weeks.  *Buying a giant ghillie suit might save you big money on your homeowner's i...

Thursday, 05.30.24

Toxic and Problematic with Dr Richard Gallagher, 05.25.24

Richard Gallagher MD is the author of Demonic Foes, which is currently being adapted for the big screen by Blumhouse Films. Dr Gallagher is an Ivy league-educated physician and a longtime member of the International Association of Exorcists. We wanted to know how an Ivy league doctor ended up getting involved in the world of exorcisms. After this conversation, I won't be missing mass this weekend.  Check out his book!  Demonic Foes: My Twenty-Five Years as a Psychiatrist Investigating Posse...

Thursday, 05.23.24

Wednesday, 05.22.24

*What do you tell people you do for a living? *Total Recall?? I never claimed to be Mr. Privacy, but this is getting ridiculous! *I hope you weren't the one who gave Matthew Perry drugs. Note to self: Don't sell drugs to celebrities. Cops will launch full investigations if anything happens.  *Trump jury could have a verdict next week. *Bryce Harper asked a high school girl to prom.  *Inspired by Cam'ron, we're gonna make our own sex supplement! *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Ple...

Tuesday, 05.21.24

*Lazlo's saga with the faux plumber is finally over.  *Things that become the bane of your existence when you own a home. *Raising kids is expensive but most people say it's worth is.  *Her imitates Her *If you're currently house hunting, I hear you can get a good deal on Graceland.  *Another Americans tourist has been detained in Turks and Caicos. This time, it's a woman! She was traveling with her daughter for Mother's Day. That makes five Americans currently detained on the island.  ...

Monday, 05.20.24

*We're feeling bullish! *Did the NFL schedule games with Taylor Swift in mind?  *Teachers complain about being underpaid but they're doing better than doctors. *Joey, have you ever heard a grown man get fired on the radio?  *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Don't forget to support our friends at www.mitra-9.com by buying some GoPacks and use the promo code PROBLEMATIC a...

Toxic and Problematic with Hospice Nurse Julie, 05.18.24

Nurse Julie is a hospice nurse, a social media star, and author. She sees a lot of death and she talks a lot of death. Now, Nurse Julie is on a mission to get everyone else talking about death. She says there's too much stigma when it comes to discussing our own mortality and it's time to put an end to it. She's smart, insightful, and freaking hilarious. Enjoy this week's episode and remember to follow Nurse Julie on your favorite socials and buy her book! It's called Nothing to Fear, and it...

Friday, 05.17.24

Thursday 05.16.24

*Did legal weed put your pot dealer out of business? *Slimfast and Snowcone are full blown day traders. *Slim take a lot of gas-station male enhancement pills and they might not be safe, *The NFL has made a statement about Harrison Butker's speech. Oh, and the internet is sharing rumors but you'll have to look those up for yourself.  *Are tacos sandwiches? *Biden and Trump have supposedly agreed to two debates. *A Nashville cop was fired for appearing in an OnlyFans video in uniform. ...

Wednesday 05.15.24

*Lazlo says Toys R Us was a "casino for kids" and he's absolutely right. *People are already creating AI versions of themselves to leave behind after they die.  *Caitlin Clark lost her first WNBA game, but it definitely wasn't her fault. It's never her fault. *Sydney Sweeney might be remaking Barbarella! Barbarella (film) - Wikipedia *Brady says he wouldn't do the roast again.  *Which celebrity would Americans most like to see in the White House? *Thanks for listening to the podcast. P...

Wednesday 05.14.24

Tuesday, 05.14.24

*Harrison Butker is speaking so you'd better listen up ladies. *Stonks are back! We missed out on getting rich the last time around, but we won't be making that same mistake again! Wait, what's that? It's already over?  *If you meet a guy who buys you flowers, tells you he loves you, and texts you back, get the hell out of there while you still can.  *Police seek public's help in locating that man who punched Steve Buscemi.  *The WNBA season starts tonight, but I don't need to tell you t...

Monday, 05.13.24

*Looking for college basketball fans who know how to produce a crappy talk show. *We gave you plenty of time to watch Piers Morgan interview Fiona, the woman who inspired Martha on Reindeer Games. Now we want to know your thoughts. *It's National Day Without Child Care Day! *The NFL has announced who will be playing the Chiefs in the NFL season opener. *Volunteer fire fighters in Missouri get a big boost but they still aren't getting paid. *The miseducation of the lady reading graduate ...

Toxic and Problematic Jen Caltrider, 05.11.24

*Is your car spying on you? Is it snitching on you to your insurance company? What if your car sold you out to the police?? It sounds crazy but your car might be collecting (and selling) more personal data about you than your smart phone. It's not just cars, we are surrounded by data collecting tech in disguise. Jen Caltrider is the Program Director of Privacy Not Included at Mozilla. No one knows more about who's spying on you and why. We learned a lot from Jen and it's nice to know that sh...

Friday, 05.10.24

*Lazlo got Slim's mom something special for this weekend. *Slim's strange encounter with a stranger on the street. Any thoughts on this mystery? *You're out of the loop by 39. Deal with it. *Apple apologizes for an iPad ad that caused a lot of controversy. This might actually be the dumbest outrage in the internet age thus far. *ANOTHER American dude has been arrested in Turks in Caico for possessing bullets. WTF? *A restaurant in the south was trying to find the owner of a credit card ...

Thursday, 05.09.24

*We need an update on Slim's head trauma. Let's see it. Oh my god! Never mind! Cover it up! *Details about a local man who allegedly tampered with food in restaurant's kitchen have been released. Oh. My. God. Please don't mess with people's food.  *Ohtani's former interpreter is either the greatest or worst friend ever.  *Travis Kelce is working on a new TV project! *Slimfast translates sections of Putin's speech to the world. *Diarrhea Man has been arrested!  *Thanks for listening to ...

Wednesday, 05.08.24

Tuesday, 05.07.24

*It appears that Lazlo might have been ripped off by a shady plumber. It also appears that there's a plumber trying to track down Lazlo to get paid. *Was the Roast of Tom Brady a sign that America is getting over its sensitive phase? *Remember when school bus drivers were only 16 and shoe salesman used x-ray machines? Me neither.  *California is considering legislation that would seriously restrict the use of self-checkout lanes.  *An American soldier has been arrested in Russia after fl...

Monday, 05.06.24

*We can't all be like Lazlo, signing our kids up for myriad activities and driving them from this event to that. Some of us would like a few more places where we can just drop our kids off for a few hours. You know, like the good old days.  *Love him or hate him, Tom Brady's Roast was pretty damn funny.  *Good news astronauts, your trouble-ridden rocket from that trouble-ridden aerospace company is ready to take you to space...we think.  *Kristi Noem says we shouldn't be upset that she sh...

Toxic and Problematic, 05.04.24 "Hey Ladies"

*What do Fleshlights and pick-up lines have in common? Not much but we manage to weave them together somehow. Guys, quit saying weird creepy things to women. You can hide behind those dating apps but eventually you're going to have to actually meet people. Before we send you out into the wild, let's go over a few things that work and a lot of things that don't. *Thanks for listening to this week's jaw jacking session. If you didn't join us on twitch for the live recording, please do so next...

Thursday, 05.02.24

*Once again, Lazlo and Slimfast are fighting over the same handyman. Once again, Lazlo is making inappropriate comments about Slim's mom. Once again, Slim is overreacting.  *The greatest year for each rock genre. Many say that 1994 was the greatest year for alternative rock. There's plenty of evidence to prove that 1991 was the best year for grunge. There seems to be more debate about the best year for classic rock.  *Arizona governor signs a bill to repeal 1864 ban on most abortions. *Th...

Wednesday, 05.01.24

*Face tattoos, gauged ears, and other cool things you should do at 18. *What's your airplane booze of choice? How Every State Takes Their Plane Refreshments [2024 Survey] (upgradedpoints.com) *The Celebrity Net Worth Game! Lazlo is effing good at this. *Biden wants to stop classifying marijuana as a schedule 1 narcotic. *Trump was fined in court and threatened with jail time. *An emergency slide from a Boeing airplane fell off mid-flight and landed in the yard of a lawyer already suing ...

Tuesday, 04.30.24

*Lazlo was really hoping someone would have watched Baby Reindeer by now. *This NCAA antitrust lawsuit could change college sports drastically.  *Why is shopping for a car such a daunting task? *People hate the new MLB uniforms, and it looks like Nike will do something about it.  *We know who the $1.3 billion Power Ball winner is and he's going to use the money to...finally get healthcare for his terminal illness. *Would you trade your hapiness and sense of wellbeing to lose weight?  *...

Monday, 04.29.24

*Slim is asked to explain his head injury, but perhaps the head injury explains Slim. *The Super Bowl might finally be moved to a three-day weekend.  *Sexsomnia: What is it and how do I use it as an excuse to get out of embarrassing situations?  *Would your opinions about Candidate A change if you learned that they shot their pet dog? *The White House Correspondents Dinner was this weekend and Biden "roasted" Trump. So of course, Trump fake-tweeted about it.  *Your car might know more a...

Friday, 04.26.24

Thursday, 04.25.24

*No one forces you to dress like an old person. Slimfast chooses to with his driving loafers.  *What is old age in 2024? Our ideas of what qualifies as being "old" have changed a lot over the years. *Weinstein's New York conviction has been overturned in appeals court. *Snowcone submits his application to be a "Wookie Rookie" and make $1,000 for watching Star Wars movies. *Tennessee is closer to arming teachers with guns. Reality is stranger than fiction. *The once in a lifetime cicada ...

Wednesday, 04.24.24

*Lazlo assumes everyone starts their morning with a :58-minute MLB recap of the previous day. *The Mount Rushmore of Hollywood Action Heroes  *Millennials are taking over retirement communities with golf courses.  *The FTC just voided our contracts. Slimfast doesn't know what The Chamber of Commerce is.  *A father from Oklahoma is experiencing a travel nightmare. Seriously, I am going to have nightmares about this guy's predicament now.  *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leav...

Tuesday, 04.23.24

*Was 16 the best of the teen years? *Slimfast wanted to open a night club.  *Four years after the lockdowns from COVID, and people still want to live in a van.  *Best Grandma Ever helps beat up her granddaughter's bully at school.  *Looks like the Tik Tok "ban" will reach Biden's desk soon. *Jelly Roll quit social media because he got tired of being called fat.  *Alec Baldwin vs Crackhead Barney *Stop rinsing off your shredded cheese.  *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please lea...

Monday, 04.22.24

*Lazlo gives us a full report on his maiden trip to Topeka and what he thinks of the capital city.  *What's the over-under on Lazlo getting his tag renewed before they expire? It all depends on whether or not Snowcone is willing to go to the DMV for Him.  *Slim wants to know why the elderly widow living next door won't invite him into her house at night.  *Taylor Swift broke all the records you'd expect her to break. *Tom Brady is getting roasted.  *Harry Styles will sleep easier knowin...

Friday, 04.19.24

*Taylor Swift dropped her album at midnight which means none of us have slept.  *Time's Most Influential People list is here but we're not seeing Lazlo's name anywhere. *The news only cares about Taylor Swift today. Have you checked on your Swifties? *Why do some (non-celebrity) parents not want their kids' pictures on social media?  *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Remember to leave a quick review and join us each weekday afternoon on twitch (www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo) Have a gre...

Thursday, 04.18.24

*Do parents really test their children's IQ? Who's the smartest person in your family? *Did Aaron Rodgers casually imply that AIDS was created by the government, and why did it take the internet a month to catch it? *Bryan Kohberger's defense team has laid out his alibi for the night of the murders. Looks like police will need to resume their search for the actual killer.  *Hackers took down 911 call centers in multiple states.  *Did Red Lobster give away too much endless shrimp? Lazlo t...

Wednesday, 04.17.24

Tuesday, 04.16.24

*Lazlo is watching the new Fallout series on Prime and Slim is watching Massacre of the Mormons on Max. *OJ's family says they will not donate his brain for CTE studies. *Caitlin Clark got drafted. Could this change the fortunes of the WNBA? *BREAKING! Doctors Say Social Media Isn't Great For Kids! *A Nebraska teacher was caught naked with one of her students in an SUV. *Tennessee is finally doing something about chemtrails. The 12 Best Fast-Food Restaurants in America. *Thanks for li...

Monday, 04.15.24

*Lazlo recaps his trip to Branson Missouri. *Slimfast recaps his trip to Nick's wedding. *Two missing moms in Kansas have been found dead and the in-laws are suspects. *Trump's hush money (Stormy Daniels) trial is getting underway. *An 81-year-old man in Ohio shot and killed an Uber driver after being pranked on the phone. We explain. *"Rust" armorer Hannah Gutierrez-Reed was sentenced to 18 months in prison. *Lazlo got into a road rage incident today, and yes, it was an old man. *Tha...

Thursday, 04.11.24

Toxic and Problematic, 04.06.24

Thursday, 04.04.24