Church of Lazlo Podcasts

The Continued Search For The Missing Titanic Sub

We All Made It To Our Morning Meeting!

Tuesday, 06.20.23

Lazlo almost won $8k on a baseball game. Would you rather win $8k or see your favorite team win it all? *Everyone is talking about this missing submarine. The submersible was carrying five people to tour the Titanic wreckage when it lost contact. Is it possible that the passengers are still alive and what is the most likely explanation for what went wrong? *If airlines established a stricter dress code for passengers, would it reduce the number of incidents we're seeing that involve unruly p...

Monday, 06.19.23

Is it more stressful being a kid in trouble or being the parent when your kid does something stupid? Lazlo will never forget the time his parents found his porn stash but it's tough to say who felt more uncomfortable in that position.  *Remember when kids smoked cigarettes? *The CDC released a report about depression in America. It turns out that where you live and how much money you have can impact your happiness. Shocking stuff. *Doomscrolling!! The 2024 presidential campaign is unfortunat...

Thursday, 06.15.23

To have kids or to not have kids? That is the question. Some take to it naturally though and we can't imagine Lazlo not being a dad. *Contrary to some misleading posts on our subreddit, (www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo) War Mahine is not out of prison. Slimfast is safe, for now. *A couple of days ago, we argued that being 90% more attractive would be more beneficial than being 30% more smart. Now we have evidence to back up our decisions. *Doomscrolling!! The former Marine who choked a homele...

Tuesday, 06.13.23

Why are people mad at Garth Brooks? *Did The Idol on HBO Max have the worst sex scene ever shown on TV? We need Lazlo to go home and closely analyze the scene in question. *It's our semi-monthly discussion about all of our favorite shows on TV. Did we miss anything? *Doomscrolling!! Trump was in court today and Snowcone helps us break down the indictment. Pat Sajak is retiring from Wheel of Fortune. Treat Williams died in a motorcycle accident at 71. Denver beat Miami and are finally world c...

Monday, 06.12.23

Hope you had a great weekend. Did anybody else catch Snowone's big interview? *Anybody else have a stack of home videos sitting in a closet somewhere that haven't been watched in years? Did anyone's parents or grandparents leave behind home video on tape reels? *What age were your kids when you thought they were the most fun and you had the most fun being a parent? Spencer is worried that his 5 year-old son's funnest days are about to be behind him. *Would you rather be 30% smarter or 90% be...

Would You Rather Be 30% Smarter or 90% More Attractive?

What Age Are Children The Best?

Toxic and Problematic, 06.10.23

Love and heartbreak, heartbreak and love. Does it ever get easier? Why do some people cry and listen to Death Cab while others kick the wall and insist they're fine? It might have something to do with your attachment style. What the hell's an attachment style you as ask? Allow us to clumsily explain. This week's episode is all about love and the pain that comes with losing it.    Donate Here www.lazlo.church www.mitra-9.com  

Friday, 06.09.23

Thursday, 06.08.23

Once Common Now Luxury

Age of Influence

Messi and Big Contracts

Wednesday, 06.07.23

Lazlo salutes The Iron Sheik who just passed away at 81. *Wondering if a certain relationship is worth your time? Try taking the "Two Beers & A Puppy Test". *Does Lazlo trust Snowcone enough to leave one of his kids with him for the weekend? We might need to give Snowcone a minute to cool down. *Look who just stopped by! It's our old friend Danny Parkins!!! This is the first time we've seen Danny since he left us all those years ago to go do radio in his hometown of Chicago. We've got some c...

Doom Scrolling Pt 1 with Danny Parkins

The Return of Danny Parkins

2 Beers And A Puppy

RIP Iron Sheik

The damn Lazlo bump strikes again

Tuesday, 06.06.23

Lazlo was running a little late today but he had a great excuse. We talked about the worst cover songs in rock history before eventually getting to the news. Remember to come hang out with us every weekday afternoon on our twitch channel www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!! www.lazlo.church www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo

Monday, 06.05.23

One more thing....Apple announces their fancy new VR goggles and they aren't cheap. Will Apple have better luck than Meta? Let's take a look back at the history of Apple products and try to decide whether or not they are due for a flop. *Diarrhea Planet and other great/terrible names in Rock & Roll history. *Speaking of band names, everyone on Tik Tok is talking about "vascular reactions" and how to keep them hidden. *Doomscrolling!! California is not happy with Meatball Ron. Fighter jets we...

Thursday, 06.01.23

I promise this will (probably) be the last day we discuss The Curious Case of Natalia Grace. *School's out for summer! We look back on some of our favorite summertime memories and discuss what it takes to get us out of the house at our age. *Is Kansas City going to get an NHL team? If so, Lazlo has the perfect team name. *Doomscrolling!!! There's supposedly a new recording of Trump that the media is dying to hear. Danny Masterson's second trial ends with a guilty verdict. Amazon paid about $...

Will KC Ever Get A Basketball or Hockey Team?

The Curious Case of Natalia Grace Cont

Remember When You Were Young and Had Hope

Wednesday, 05.31.23

The Curious Case of Natalia Grace. Slimfast is over the moon with excitement because everyone is caught up on his current favorite Discovery Channel docu-series. *Since when did we start playing games again on this show? Snowcone says he's working on a game that will be a lot of fun but it's not ready yet. Until then, Slimfast presents The Florida Headline Game. *Lazlo came across a guy looking for parenting advise on Reddit and now he's all worked up. What would you do if you discovered tha...

Cheating 16 Year Old

Real or Fake Florida Headlines

The Curious Case of Natalia Grace

Tuesday. 05.30.23

Yo! How’s it going? Do anything fun this weekend? Lazlo? Did YOU do anything fun this weekend? *Is Slimfast being forced to give up Facebook forever? *There’s a new documentary on max about sororities in Alabama. It’s the closest any of us will get to the college experience and what it’s like to be popular. *The Bud Light protest appears to continue and that could be good news for people like us, cheap beer! *Doomscrolling!! Slim catches us up on the news we missed this weekend and a few sto...

Friday, 05.25.23

Wednesday, 05.24.23

Today, we talk about Americans not knowing a second language, am radios being taken out of cars, and how The Strokes are now "music that makes old white people dance". *We also Doomwscroll of course. There's big news about Netflix, Meatball Ron, Ozempic, Damar Hamlin, and more. *Things get weird when ask Snowcone's gf to text sexy pics and end up burrowing straight down a rabbit hole about kinks. This is intellectual stuff, people. *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Remember to subscribe,...

Music That Makes Old White Peopl Excited

You will NOT believe number 4!!!

Tina Turner Dead at 83

Do Kids Still Learn Foreign Languages?

Tuesday, 05.23.23

Monday, 05.22.23

Slimfast hasn't been feeling well for the last few days. Obviously, he's convinced he's dying. *Are you the type of person to film someone's public freakout? Slimfast witnessed a good one over the weekend but didn't have the courage to keep the camera rolling. Alos, what's wrong with pharmacies in this country lately? *Snowcone has a game for us to play!! *Doomscrolling! Facebook was fined more than a billion dollars by the EU. Brian Kohburger just keeps looking more and more guilty. Uber fo...

Snowcones Name Game

Can you guess the celebrity by their birth name?

Slim Films A Fight

Slimfast Things He's Dying Again

Friday, 05.19.23

Note to self: Megyn Kelly and Laura Ingraham are not the same person. Also, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition is for 15-year-old boys without access to the internet. *A guide for out of touch adults who want to be hip. Plus, a guide for young hip people who've never heard of 1-900 numbers. *Grae Drake is on the show! There's a new Fast and Furious movie and it won't be the last. Dungeons & Dragons and Air are the best new movies included in your streaming packages this weekend. Hulu's rema...

Thursday, 05.18.23

I'm all for guilty pleasures but cheesy rock ballads are just plain bad. They're so bad, they make me angry. The question is, which one is the worst? There may not be any glam rock fans on this show but we're certainly capable of enjoying these iconic guitar solos. *You have to pick up and move to a new city tomorrow. Which city do you choose? Here's a list of recommendations to give you some ideas. *I don't care if you're a glass half full or half empty person. This data about Americans and...

Wednesday, 05.17.23

Tuesday, 05.16.23 (Fixed)

Happy National BBQ Day! Snowcone smoked meat like nobody's business. *Why are there still so many people out there who still haven't embraced the bidet? Why are you fighting this losing battle? *What was the worst series finale in TV history? *Doomscrolling!! Meatball Ron wants your vote! Martha Stewart is on the cover of Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition. A new cancer vaccine is showing promise in treating one of the deadliest forms of cancer. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please ...

The Worst Series Finales Ever

Behold The Glory of The Bidet

National BBQ Day

Monday, 05.15.23

Air, the new Ben Affleck movie about Nike and Air Jordan came out this weekend and Snowcone is the only one who didn't watch it because he'd "rather read a book about it". Anyone still rocking K-Swiss or FILA these days? *Who keeps going live on Instagram while Jo Marant is holding his pistol? Please, give the guy a heads up. *Tipping culture has been out of control for years but now they expect us to tip AI controlled kiosks? *Doomscrolling!! DeSantis takes aim at Trump! Doyle Brunson died ...

Wait, Are We Supposed To Be Tipping AI Now?

Because no