Wednesday, 07.12.23

Did you know that your perineum can get infected and kill you?? Not the kind of thing you expect to learn while watching The All-Star Game. *Jonah Hill is not having a great week. *Did you waste any money on Prime deals yet? I was hoping to get a sweet deal on a refurbished Zune but those things are hard to come by. *Doomscrolling! Welcome to Tuberville, where we call all white people "American". Bill Gates says there could potentially be a few downsides to artificial intelligence. Need an abortion? Just drive to Io....wait, turn the car around. Threads is yet another brilliant and successful brainchild of the Zuck. Good news, you may a Bank of America credit card that you didn't know about. *You could be the next MyPillow guy but you'll have to act fast! *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please tell a friend, leave a review, and check out our links below. Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.

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