Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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Robert Deniro, 79, Welcomes New Baby
May 11, 2023 20:25 - 16 minutes - 14.7 MBWednesday, 05.10.23
May 10, 2023 23:00 - 1 hour - 77.1 MBPeople are complaining about the upcoming NFL schedule and speculating that the league made changes because of Amazon's Thursday Night Football deal. Lazlo has an idea that could fix all their problems. *MTV News is no more. If you a certain age, this news might be making you feel nostalgic. If you're a different age, you're probably wondering what MTV News even was. *A professor in Idaho is suing a tik tok sleuth for making claims that she was involved in the quadruple murder that made nati...
The Problem With Web Sleuths
May 10, 2023 21:47 - 11 minutes - 10.8 MBMTV News Is Done and We Look Back In Anger
May 10, 2023 21:46 - 19 minutes - 18.2 MBNFL 23-24 Schedule
May 10, 2023 21:44 - 12 minutes - 11.3 MBTuesday, 05.09.23
May 09, 2023 23:31 - 1 hour - 86.3 MBBreaking news! Rumor has it that Patrick Mahomes is about to get a raise. Lazlo says he deserves it. *Trump was found liable in the E Jean Carroll case and has been asked to pay $5 million. Trump says it's a kangaroo court run by out-of-control liberals. *We're learning more about the Texas man who shot up an outlet mall last weekend and killed 8 people. We say we want to know about these murderers and what motivates them but the more we learn, the more we're confused. *Doomscrolling!! A Tex...
Updates On The Shooter In Texas
May 09, 2023 22:35 - 9 minutes - 8.59 MBDumbest Controversies of The Last Decade
May 09, 2023 22:31 - 12 minutes - 11.5 MBTrump Found Guilty
May 09, 2023 22:30 - 15 minutes - 13.9 MBMonday, 05.08.23
May 08, 2023 23:10 - 1 hour - 100 MBWould you rather get hit in the face with a baseball or a discrimination lawsuit? *Keep in mind that Lazlo has been accusing Slimfast of being a sexist for about 20 years and then listen to this pickle ball conversation. *Why are there so many for fights at school? Teachers and administrators from around the country have been reporting spikes in the number of fights between students and attacks on faculty members. *Doomscrolling!! How's Jamie Foxx doing? An SUV plowed into a crowd of people ...
Fighting At School
May 08, 2023 21:12 - 16 minutes - 15.5 MBSlimfast, Pickleball Master
May 08, 2023 20:42 - 16 minutes - 15.4 MBThe Wide World of Sports
May 08, 2023 20:41 - 17 minutes - 15.9 MBToxic and Problematic, 05.07.23
May 07, 2023 20:18 - 1 hour - 62.2 MBHello! Welcome back. This week we decided to answer some listener questions and advice requests that had been building up in our inbox for a few weeks. If you'd like to ask us a question or need advice, email us at [email protected] Donate: https://account.venmo.com/u/churchoflazlo Watch: https://twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Everything else: https://lazlo.church
Friday, 05.05.23
May 05, 2023 23:40 - 1 hour - 89.9 MBThursday, 05.04.23
May 04, 2023 23:18 - 1 hour - 91.1 MBInsurance companies hate this one trick! *We're not gonna take Dee Snider's controversial remarks! No! We're not gonna take them! *The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Class of 2023 has been announced. Who's your favorite? *Doomscrolling!! Shouldn't there be some sort of outrage over all this Clarence Thomas news? Russia says they thwarted an attempt by Ukraine to kill Putin with a drone. The Atlanta shooting suspect has been arrested. Are you allowed to choke and kill a fellow train rider if they m...
Lazlo Makes The Case For Child Labor
May 04, 2023 23:13 - 12 minutes - 11.5 MBEd Sheeran Wins and Snowcone Rejoices
May 04, 2023 23:12 - 22 minutes - 20.5 MBWednesday, 05.03.23
May 04, 2023 01:34 - 1 hour - 78.6 MBAnother Mass Shooting
May 03, 2023 22:29 - 5 minutes - 5.39 MBHow To Deal With Your Dad Dying and Other Fun Things
May 03, 2023 22:14 - 16 minutes - 15.5 MBTuesday, 05.02.23
May 02, 2023 23:21 - 1 hour - 90.1 MBYo! Since when did music class become the most dreaded hour in elementary school? *Celebrities who look like they smell. If you've listened long enough, you already know Lazlo's answer. *Drew Barrymore, Shannen Doherty, Pam Anderson! What was your favorite celebrity Playboy issue? *Doomscrolling!! The Texas shooting suspect is still at large. The writers are on strike. Another airline passenger attacked a flight attendant. Australia cracks down on vaping. *Aerosmith announced their farewell ...
Remember When Celebrities Would Pose for Playboy?
May 02, 2023 23:09 - 14 minutes - 13.4 MBWhat Celebrities Look Like They Would Smell?
May 02, 2023 23:06 - 15 minutes - 14.3 MBGrade Cards
May 02, 2023 23:05 - 11 minutes - 10.9 MBMonday, 05.01.23 (Fixed)
May 02, 2023 18:45 - 1 hour - 56.9 MBYo! Did you see Slim's mom this weekend? Was that you? *Do men have to pass a psychological evaluation to get a vasectomy? *Doomscrolling!! Looks like there's a writer's strike coming. Police are still searching for a man suspected of shooting and killing five of his neighbors. Remember Jenny Craig? Officials are worried about the sudden spike of AI generated 911 calls. A self described mom-influencer is in a lot of trouble. Ohio State students might not be the brightest. Biden jokes about h...
Toxic and Problematic, 04.29.23 (The A.I. Special)
April 29, 2023 14:55 - 56 minutes - 51.6 MBThe A.I. Special! We've read a few headlines so we're pretty much experts on the subject. From new Oasis albums to commercials for fake pizza restaurants, is there anything A.I. can't do? We even used AI to create the artwork for Toxic & Problematic! We imagine this discussion will age poorly e.g. "What is internet?" "How do I twitter something?" and "A buggy without a horse? Sorcery!" We manage to interview an AI woman named Annie and she doesn't seem to be big fans of ours. www.lazlo.ch...
Friday, 04.28.23
April 28, 2023 23:46 - 1 hour - 61 MBThursday, 04.27.23
April 27, 2023 23:12 - 1 hour - 66.1 MBWednesday, 04.26.23
April 26, 2023 23:18 - 1 hour - 90.8 MBYo! Lazlo says he's feeling good today and that makes sense because we've learned that when one of us it up, the other is always down. So, what hell is Slim complaining about today? How did your dad deal with his anger? No one thinks you should take your anger out on another person but what's wrong with taking it out on a wall or Xbox controller? And don't tell me it's because I only do those things to intimidate you! If I were intimidating you, you'd know it!! *People who grew up poor tend ...
Tuesday, 04.25.23
April 25, 2023 22:39 - 1 hour - 94.5 MBMade Up Job Titles
April 25, 2023 22:24 - 17 minutes - 15.7 MBWhat TV Show Never Had A Bad Season?
April 25, 2023 22:23 - 17 minutes - 16 MBRemember That Whole Covid Thing
April 25, 2023 22:23 - 16 minutes - 15.3 MBMonday, 04.24.23
April 24, 2023 22:50 - 1 hour - 60.5 MBDad's gone today so let's try to keep it down and not destroy the house before he gets back. True or False? *Slimfast is wearing a dead guy's shirt today. *What happens if you ignore a hernia? What is a hernia? If you promise yourself to stay off WebMD, are you still allowed to try and diagnose yourself with Wikipedia? *Doomscrolling!! Tucker, out! Don Lemon, out! Bam Margera, wanted! *Remember when your mom used to tell you not to leave your bedroom window open because a bug might fly into ...
Friday, 04.21.23
April 22, 2023 18:10 - 1 hour - 60.1 MBWhy is Tom Brady trending everywhere today? Is he going to come out of retirement again? *We're getting older and we're getting crankier. Our patience ain't what it used to be. *Doomscrolling!! Alec Baldwin charges have been dropped. A SpaceX rocket blew up. Is Jamie Foxx going to be okay? The Supreme Court is supposed to decide whether or not the abortion pill will be broadly available. Michigan republicans vote to keep an old and very dumb law in place. A Colorado school bus driver is in s...
Thursday, 04.20.23
April 20, 2023 23:14 - 1 hour - 90.8 MBMany moons ago, a kind listener sent a handful of tasteful lewds with Lazlo as the desired recipient. However, Snowcone found the message first and decided to hide all of its contents from everyone else, including Lazlo. Remember that?? Pepperidge Farm remembers!! *GRAE DRAKE is on the show and there's a new Evill Dead movie to discuss! *More news about Andrew Lester, including a recently published interview with his grandson and more information from the police report. *Doomscrolling scroo...
Nick Wright From First Things First on FS1 Calls In
April 20, 2023 22:46 - 18 minutes - 17.2 MBGrae Drake Calls In To Talk Movies
April 20, 2023 21:35 - 18 minutes - 17 MBAndrew Lester's Grandson Speaks Out
April 20, 2023 21:34 - 12 minutes - 11.5 MBWednesday, 04.19.23
April 19, 2023 23:17 - 1 hour - 64 MBTuesday, 04.18.23
April 18, 2023 22:38 - 1 hour - 83 MBOur hometown is making international headlines for all the wrong reasons. *It's tax day! Americans really hate doing their taxes. They also hate paying their taxes. What would you give up if it meant you would never have to pay taxes again? *Doomscrolling!! Where are we right now with the Ralph Yarl shooting? Two men have been arrested and accused by the FBI of running a secret Chinese police operation in Manhattan New York. DeSantis refused to let this Disney pissing match go. *David's Brid...
Does Anyone Really Plan on Getting Divorced?
April 18, 2023 22:18 - 9 minutes - 8.29 MBWhat Would You Give Up or Do To Never Pay Taxes Again?
April 18, 2023 22:18 - 11 minutes - 10.4 MBTaxes and Sex Ed
April 18, 2023 22:18 - 12 minutes - 11.6 MBAndrew Lester Charged With Shooting of Ralph Yarl
April 18, 2023 22:18 - 15 minutes - 14 MBMonday, 04.17.23
April 17, 2023 22:34 - 1 hour - 89 MBYo! How was your weekend? Slimfast watched Nick hit two slot machine jackpots on Saturday and Lazlo wants to know whether he was happy for his friend or jealous. Lazlo wrecked Gyro's new car two months before his sixteenth birthday. Ouch. *Vegas, food trucks, and your mom. They all used to be way cooler before they got so damn popular. *Does Uber charge you more when your phone battery is about to die? There may be some evidence to this old rumor after all. *Doomscrolling!! Our hometown of K...