Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Silm and Nick Go To The Casino

Toxic & Problematic 4-15-23 (Nick Wright)

Our old friend Nick Wright is in the studio with us for this week's T&P! Nick texted us Friday night and said he was in town. We managed to convince him to come waste 90 minutes of his Saturday with us! Nick hosts First Things First on FS1 every weekday afternoon. When it comes to sports talk, Nick Wright is king. We do talk sports for a few minutes but we spend the majority of our time discussing other subjects Nick is passionate about but doesn't get a chance to cover on his show. This is ...

Friday, 04.14.23

Grae Drake Calls In To Talk Movies

Common Scams That We All Fall For

Thursday, 04.13.23

This show runs like a scalded dog! We need more idioms in our lives and southerners seem to have the best catalog. *What is the worst pain a human can experience? Childbirth? Kidney stones? We let the internet be the judge. *Who was the weird kid at your school? What about the kid you knew would end up in prison? Everybody remembers those kids. If you don't, perhaps that kid was you. *Doomscrolling!! HBO is no more?? They may have caught the guy who leaked classified documents on discord. Ju...

Wednesday, 04.12.23

Lazlo got pulled over last night! After all that talk from Slim about how KCPD never pull people over, Lazlo got pulled over by KCPD. *Tiffany Dover wants you to know that she's alive and well contrary to popular internet theories that she died after taking the COVID vaccine. *At what age should adult children start paying their own bills? Different generations have different opinions on this on. *Doomscrolling!! A recycling plant in Indian is still on fire. People are mad at the LA Times fo...

Tuesday, 04.11.23

We met a man before the show today who says he's the victim of a top secret CIA program. During a routine surgery for a broken leg, he believes the doctor surreptitiously implanted a neuralink device in his brain. This could be the biggest story since Watergate and we could end up being Woodward and Bernstein! *Howy sent a complaint email. He's a fan of the show but he thinks we've been damaging our well known reputation of journalistic integrity. *The Dalai Lama apologizes after asking a yo...

The Dalai Lama Wants You To Suck His Kiss

Our Boss Received A Complaint About Us

That pesky Howard

Slimfast Gets Handed The Biggest Story of His Career and Doesn't Care

Monday, 04.10.23

What a day! Lazlo got Gyro a car and Slimfast seems to be the most excited. Everyone remembers their first car, Slimfast says it was the greatest period in his life. *Now we just have to make sure we go over all the items that internet claims should be in every automobile. *Did your parents or friends parents have any bizarre rules when you were a kid? My mom wouldn't let me watch Guns & Roses videos. *Doomscrolling!! Looks like Tennessee will probably bring the expelled Democrats back. A fe...

Gyro Gets A Car

Did Your Parents Ever Teach You Fake News?

What You Should Have In Your Car

Friday, 04.07.23

Lazlo's oldest is about to turn sixteen! Lazlo has been car shopping the last few weeks and he's about at his wits end. Lazlo needs a car guy! *What would you do if you woke up one day and discovered that you were the last person on earth? Lazlo is all about finding that solar powered home. Slimfast is grabbing a nice car and heading west. Both guys are taking a trip to the Real Doll factory. *Would you rather be the last person on earth or the last couple on earth? Do you think you could ma...

Thursday, 04.06.23

Holy crap! Do you know what weekend this is?? Happy Balloon Man weekend everybody! May your Sunday be filled with cash, candy, and a house full of balloons!*A Texas man has had dozens of people knocking on his door at all hours of the day and night. Why? People using FindMy iPhone are being told that their lost devices are in his house. Is this man the victim of faulty tech or just a clever thief? *Date my awkward son, get a free car. This viral ad turned out to be a promotional joke but it'...

How To Get Your Son Laid

Find My iPhone

Happy Balloon Man Day!

Wednesday, 04.05.23

Manny Machado was the first player to be ejected for violating the new clock rules in baseball. *A YouTube prankster was shot in the stomach after a man at the mall didn't like being pranked. He's going to be okay and says this won't stop him from doing pranks in the future. *The flip phone revolution is here and we have Gen Z to thank! *Doomscrolling!! Trump's lawyers say there's nothing to see here. The White House wants Russia to release the detained journalist from the Wall Street Journa...

Manny Machado Gets Ejected

Tuesday, 04.04.23

Prologue: Please download the audacy, follow Church of Lazlo, and turn on notifications. We can hang out every day before we go on the air. Thank you! Does Lazlo sit with his ex at the kids' little league games? *Speaking of divorce, what are some things everyone should do before they get married? *You're laying in bed and you're about to fall asleep. Suddenly, that creeping thought moves in and now you're wide awake. What is that thought keeping you up at night? *Doomscrolling!!! Trump, Tr...

What Keeps You Up At Night?

Things You Should Do Before You Marry Someone

Getting Along With Your Ex

Monday, 04.03.23

Yo! Hope you had a good weekend. Slimfast needs a new AC at his house and just found out that it's going to cost more than his car. Lazlo is an idea man and he has a solution. *We're all caught up on Yellowjackets but Lazlo is losing confidence that he'll be able to stick the series out until the end. *DO NOT APPROACH WOMEN IN A PARKING LOT! *Doomscrolling! Why is Trump flying back to New York? Is it just me or is this a lot of tornadoes? Grandma has been busted for importing fentanyl. An Oh...

Toxic and Problematic, 04.01.23

Today we welcome a very special guest, Jason Flom! Jason is one of the biggest names in the music industry. In the 90's he founded Lava Records where he signed huge artists like Lorde. But Jason is also a podcaster and philanthropist who's passionate about helping the wrongfully accused. He is a founding board member of The Innocence Project where he has worked tirelessly for years to raise awareness about the problems with our criminal justice system. Today, Jason tells us about junk forens...

Thursday, 03.30.23

Wednesday, 03.29.23

Tuesday, 03.28.23

The Nashville shooting feels like a new low. How can we make progress if we can't even stay focused on the real story?

Monday, 03.27.23

Yo! Slimfast gave Lazlo some true-crime homework over the weekend and Lazlo came to class prepared. *Fentanyl is apparently the number one cause of death for Americans 18-45. So why are fentanyl test strips illegal in Kansas? *How's your bracket looking? Lazlo is a current favorite to win the pool at work so you might want to take his advice if on plan on making any big bets going forward. *Doomscrolling!! Tornadoes have destroyed huge swaths of Mississippi. Taylor Swift fans are in court to...

The Final Four Is Set

Hoe well did Lazlo do this year?

Is It Time To End The War on Drugs?

Who Killed Robert Wone?

A new crime doc on Peacock has Lazlo and Slimfast theorizing 

Toxic & Problematic 03.25.23

We had a few technical issues this week. Lazlo and Slimfast try not to kill each other by instead taking their anger out on Snowcone. Things go south quickly and the podcast gets cut short but we've included an old interview we did with Damien Echols of the West Memphis Three. We've been wanting to replay this interview for years and this felt like the perfect opportunity. 

Friday, 03.24.23

Thursday, 03.23.23

Did anybody else watch the new Waco documentary on Netflix? Lazlo proves that you don't have to be a Branch Davidian to think that David Koresh was the messiah. *Is Blockbuster trying to make a comeback? Should we invest again? *Officials at Notre Dame are worried that the NCAA is turning into the minor leagues. Lazlo explains what they're all on about. *Doomscrolling!! The grand jury is meeting again about whether or not to indict Trump. The FTC thinks it's too hard to cancel those subscrip...

Wednesday, 03.22.23

Lamar Jackson and a few more football-related topics. *Lazlo gives us his final thoughts on the world baseball classic. *Doomscrolling!! Trump says he's ready to be arrested. Police say they think Stephen Smith was murdered. Dick Van Dyke was injured in a car accident. Jack Daniels v Bad Spaniels is now in front of the supreme court. *A couple was attacked by a mountain lion while sitting in a hot tub. They scared it away by splashing some water and letting the beast know that they were huma...

Lazlo Goes To The New Dinner Theater

Rules For The Tom Brady Roast

Baseball, Baseball, Baseball

Football, Football, Football

Tuesday, 03.21.23

Trump vs DeSantis. FOX News is shocked that Trump would try to land such a low blow. *Remember all that news about Brett Favre? Well, there are updates and someone just found more "receipts".  *Bras are expensive, eyelashes can be curled, showering is an ordeal, and more things men learned about women after cohabitating. *Doomscrolling!! Republicans and Democrats finally agreed on something. Trump is the only thing standing between liberty and total chaos. A Colorado dentist has been accused...

Things Men Learned About Women Only After Living With One

That Brett Favre Is A Real Piece of Work

Trump vs Desantis

Monday, 03.20.23

How was your weekend? Did you watch any basketball? Lazlo is obsessed with baseball. He needs a few more baseball fans to chat with. *How old are most people before they feel like adults? Millennials and Gen Z don't know how to do a lot of basic adulting things.*Slimfast found a list of strange relationship rules that some couples have. Things like only being allowed to whisper while fighting and keeping the in-laws away at all times. *Doomscrolling!! Trump says he's going to get arrested. T...

Unique Relationship Rules

Adulting Tasks That We Struggle With