Wednesday, 06.02.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

Lazlo's rich! Well, technically not yet but he's on his way. Now he has to decide whether or not to take certified pre-owned KIA or opt for whatever's behind Door #2. Speaking of being rich, the Friends cast made a boat-load of money on that reunion but it doesn't look like any of them needed it. *Just over half of Americans say they've had a crush on someone at work. It's 2021 though. Are you allowed to tell anyone you have a crush on a coworker? *Doomscrolling! The Russians are coming for our meat! West Virginia is giving away trucks and guns if you'll just get vaccianted. We pause to discuss 80's hair-metal for a few minutes but we eventually get back to the rest of the news, inluding the Bobcat that caused a Pennsylvania school to evacuate. *It's Wednesday and that means....GTK! GTK! What's the most scared you've ever been? What do you do when you can't sleep? *An OnlyFans model wants to become a politician and she has made an interesting campaign promise.  *How many people do you trust? Most Americans say about 7. But what does it mean to trust to someone? *Last week, Slimfast mentioned that in high school he let popular girls put makeup on him in class. We ran out of time to dive any deeper but Lazlo just remembered that he wanted to circle back around to it. *Way too many Americans think Jurassic Park was a documentary. *Before we say goodbye, let's see if we can decide which one of us is the most pathetic. *Have a great day! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!

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Lazlo's rich! Well, technically not yet but he's on his way. Now he has to decide whether or not to take certified pre-owned KIA or opt for whatever's behind Door #2. Speaking of being rich, the Friends cast made a boat-load of money on that reunion but it doesn't look like any of them needed it. *Just over half of Americans say they've had a crush on someone at work. It's 2021 though. Are you allowed to tell anyone you have a crush on a coworker? *Doomscrolling! The Russians are coming for our meat! West Virginia is giving away trucks and guns if you'll just get vaccianted. We pause to discuss 80's hair-metal for a few minutes but we eventually get back to the rest of the news, inluding the Bobcat that caused a Pennsylvania school to evacuate. *It's Wednesday and that means....GTK! GTK! What's the most scared you've ever been? What do you do when you can't sleep? *An OnlyFans model wants to become a politician and she has made an interesting campaign promise.  *How many people do you trust? Most Americans say about 7. But what does it mean to trust to someone? *Last week, Slimfast mentioned that in high school he let popular girls put makeup on him in class. We ran out of time to dive any deeper but Lazlo just remembered that he wanted to circle back around to it. *Way too many Americans think Jurassic Park was a documentary. *Before we say goodbye, let's see if we can decide which one of us is the most pathetic. *Have a great day! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.