Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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More Doom Scrolling!
November 15, 2021 23:36 - 11 minutes - 10.2 MBBelieve it or not Slimfast has more news for ya! And we use the word "new" lightly... Full podcast available at the end of the show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Doom Scrolling, Staph infection and Dive Bar Crawl...
November 15, 2021 22:45 - 25 minutes - 23.4 MBHour 2 - What do these things have in common? Nothing. They just happen to be some of the things we talked about in the second hour! Full podcast available at the end of the show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ready to get caught up with Doom Scrolling?
November 15, 2021 21:48 - 12 minutes - 11.2 MBWell...not so much "caught up" as "mildly informed." Full podcast coming at the end of the show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Are you on Santa's naughty list?
November 15, 2021 21:30 - 24 minutes - 22.8 MBHour 1 - Happy Monday!! We are getting started with the tough discussions...like, are you currently on Santa's naughty list as an adult? What? Full podcast up at the end of the show See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Happy Monday! How was your weekend?
November 15, 2021 20:49 - 5 minutes - 4.81 MBReady to belly up to the bar on a Monday? You know we are! Full podcast up at the end of the show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Friday 11.12.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast
November 13, 2021 00:21 - 1 hour - 86.8 MBLazlo watched the Colin Kaepernick movie on Netflix and he's gonna give us his thoughts. *Lazlo tricks his kids into thinking he's giving them money but it's all smoke and mirrors. *Jeriney found $100 bill in the hallway of her apartment building. Because she's Jeriney, she took the money to the front office and asked if anyone was looking for it. The front office finally tells her to just keep it but there ends up being a catch. *Doomscrolling! Another person has now died as a result of thei...
Dumb and Horny
November 13, 2021 00:08 - 17 minutes - 15.8 MBHour 4 - There's a lot to unpack in this hour. We'll just let you work your way through it. Full podcast available soon! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What do Olive Oil (the cartoon) and a toy statue have in common?
November 12, 2021 23:37 - 23 minutes - 21.3 MBHour 3 - Without cable or the internet, what is the strangest thing you've ever masturbated to? Also, Britney is FREE!!!! Full podcast available at the end of the show See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
525,600 minutes until Lazlo watches 'RENT'?
November 12, 2021 23:02 - 29 minutes - 26.7 MBHour 2 - Here's all of your Doom Scrolling for the day and we check in to see if anyone has fulfilled their movie watching homework. Full podcast available at the end of the show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
"Go To Hell, You Trash." - Lazlo
November 12, 2021 22:48 - 12 minutes - 11.6 MBLet's do some more Doom Scrolling! Full podcast available at the end of the show See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Let's Doom Scroll...and maybe commit a felony?
November 12, 2021 21:35 - 12 minutes - 11.1 MBIt's time to Doom Scroll with Slimfast! However, Lazlo has a proposition that may or may not be a felony. Full podcast available at the end of the show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jeriney found $100...
November 12, 2021 21:24 - 25 minutes - 23 MBHour 1 - Lazlo has a Netflix recommendation for us, what are some things that parents may be doing to their kids that is toxic and Jeriney found $100....sort of. Full podcast available at the end of the show See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Happy Friday! Let's get this thing started....
November 12, 2021 21:07 - 7 minutes - 6.45 MBIt's time to belly up to the bar! Full podcast will be available at the end of the show See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thursday 11.11.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast
November 12, 2021 00:19 - 1 hour - 94.6 MBHappy Veteran's Day! If you see Lazlo around town, give the old, "Thank you for your service." He loves that. *Forget about breaking up, just resign. Forget about monogamy, start communidating. *Doomscrolling! The price of gas is too damn high! Some capitol rioters are starting to get some serious prison time. What is 'needle spiking' and how the hell can we make it stop? Mother and daughter each face a possible prison term of 16 years for rigging the homecoming queen vote. It's time for scho...
That's soooo 90s!
November 12, 2021 00:10 - 27 minutes - 25.5 MBHour 4 - What are some of the things that men wish were normalized and what things from the 90s do you miss? Full Podcast coming up soon! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What's wrong with falling in love with your step sibling?
November 11, 2021 23:14 - 17 minutes - 16.2 MBHour 3 - Lazlo's got some advice about what to do with your ex's stuff and Slim has a list of movies that aren't exactly woke anymore. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
How many months should you get in jail for....?
November 11, 2021 22:14 - 25 minutes - 23.8 MBHour 2 - Here's all of the news of the day in one place! Full Podcast up at the end of the show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Need some more Doom Scrolling?
November 11, 2021 22:05 - 11 minutes - 10.8 MBWell, Slimfast has got you covered! Full podcast available at the end of the show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It's time do Doom Scroll...and do some Shaq math!
November 11, 2021 21:40 - 30 minutes - 27.5 MBLazlo is certain that Shaq math can help you in many ways! Also, Slimfast has got some news stories for you! Full podcast available at the end of the show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ever wanted to communidate?
November 11, 2021 21:21 - 31 minutes - 29.2 MBHour 1 - We learn more about Lazlo's time in the Navy on a wooden ship. Also, there are new terms in online dating. Full podcast available at the end of the show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Happy Veterans Day!
November 11, 2021 20:45 - 6 minutes - 5.66 MBIf you are a Veteran, thank you for your service. Lazlo's got some great stories from his time in the Navy. Full Podcast at the end of the show See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Wednesday 11.10.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast
November 11, 2021 00:44 - 1 hour - 97.4 MBYo! What the hell day is it? I could have sworn it was Friday. It's not. Forget about it. Let's move on. *Julia's boyfriend won a major award today! Let's quiz Julia and see how much she actually knows about her bae. *Doomscrolling! Pfizer wants boosters for everyone and I'm in. Trump got some bad news from a judge today but it might not mean much. Aaron Rodgers got fined by the NFL, no word on whether or not Joe Rogan is gonna split the bill. Paul Rudd is so sexy. How sexy is he?! He's the s...
Things you say when you are "middle aged"
November 11, 2021 00:31 - 22 minutes - 20.6 MBHour 4 - What are the things you you found yourself saying that makes you realize how old you actually are? Lazlo also LOVES everyone! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What jobs do men do that women find the most attractive?
November 10, 2021 23:12 - 34 minutes - 31.9 MBHour 3 - What job does a man do that get's a woman hot? Also, Julia hates it here...well, we could have told you that. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Need all the headlines in one place?
November 10, 2021 22:23 - 27 minutes - 25 MBHour 2 - Here is ALL of the Doom Scrolling you never knew you needed! Oh, there's also more 99s... Full podcast available at the end of the show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
So much Doom Scrolling!
November 10, 2021 22:12 - 12 minutes - 11.4 MBSlimfast has more headlines that he may or may not know all of the details of. Full podcast available at the end of the show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Well...Slimfast seems to know what's happening.
November 10, 2021 22:05 - 11 minutes - 10.5 MBLet's Doom Scroll! Full podcast available at the end of the show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Julia's BF is the HOTTEST MAN ALIVE!!!!
November 10, 2021 21:56 - 21 minutes - 20.2 MBHour 1 - There's a lot going on today but the biggest news is that Paul Rudd is the HOTTEST MAN ALIVE! Full podcast available at the end of the show See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Another day, another drink at the bar!
November 10, 2021 21:19 - 6 minutes - 5.79 MBWelcome back! Let's belly up the bar and get this thing started....who's got the 99s? Full podcast available at the end of the show See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tuesday 11.09.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast
November 10, 2021 00:18 - 1 hour - 93.3 MBGreat to see you! Belly up to the bar and grab one of these things Lazlo is handing out! *People have been buying a lot of stuff online since the pandemic started but most of it they're ready to send back. *Doomscrolling!! The prosecution in the Kyle Rittenhouse trial has rested. A nine year-old girl saved her family's life with her quick thinking. A woman says she's lucky to be alive after a bear broke into her house and attacked her. Julia gives us the rundown of this Barstool Sports story...
What do you do if you have the wrong baby?
November 10, 2021 00:12 - 22 minutes - 20.7 MBHour 4 - A couple does IVF but when the baby is born it looks nothing like either of them. How would you handle this situation? Also, Jeriney and Julia are not 'movie people" so we give them (and the guys) a little movie homework. Full show will be posted at the end of the show See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Is Will Smith a bad dad and is emotional cheating a real thing?
November 09, 2021 23:32 - 28 minutes - 26 MBHour 3 - At what point do you realize you have a spoiled kid? If your Will Smith, is it when your movie tanks? Also, do you think Lazlo believes in emotional cheating? Full podcast up at the end of the show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Just making sure you didn't miss anything....
November 09, 2021 22:14 - 26 minutes - 24.4 MBHour 2 - Here is all of the Doom Scrolling that Slimfast did today, all in one place! Full podcast up after the show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Here we go again....can Lazlo take a bear?
November 09, 2021 22:05 - 11 minutes - 10.8 MBPart 2 of Doom Scrolling asks the age old question...can Lazlo take a bear? That and so much more... Full podcast up at the end of the show See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Guess what time it is!
November 09, 2021 21:41 - 12 minutes - 11.1 MBTime to start some Doom Scrolling!!! We talk holiday travel and a 9 year old girl who is a TRUE hero. Full podcast available at the end of the show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Cans and Cones
November 09, 2021 21:09 - 24 minutes - 22.3 MBHour 1 - We may have just come up with the most amazing idea yet! It probably won't ever happen but if you know anyone at 99 Bananas, have 'em call us! Full podcast available at the end of the show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We got 99...
November 09, 2021 20:36 - 7 minutes - 7.13 MBBest way to start a Tuesday? With a drink, of course. And Lazlo brought in a gift and it's started a whole thing. Full podcast available at the end of the show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Monday 11.08.2021 - The Church Of Lazlo
November 09, 2021 00:26 - 1 hour - 98.6 MBYo! Everybody have a good weekend? Is everybody here? Lazlo makes Julia a promise that almost brings her to tears. *We don't normally do this but someone has a song request and they'd like to dedicate it to Julia. *If you stop using these phrases, you'll sound a lot smarter. Does that make sense? *Doomscrolling! Was I the only person who didn't plan on dedicating my entire weekend to reading about Travis Scott? A pastor in Nashville tackled a gunman during church. A kidnapped girl was rescue...
Nick Wright joins us to give Lazlo a hard time....or something like that.
November 09, 2021 00:14 - 29 minutes - 26.6 MBHour 4 - Nick Wright calls in to talk sports and there are some signs that you may be high maintenance. Full podcast coming soon See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Julia loves a good box....
November 08, 2021 23:17 - 31 minutes - 29.3 MBHour 3 - There are so many misconceptions that men have about women. Let's see if Jeriney and Julia can help. Also, there's a Toy Hall of Fame and some of our favorite toys are in it! Full podcast will be available at the end of the show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
All the news you need...in one place
November 08, 2021 22:27 - 29 minutes - 26.7 MBHour 2 - All of the Doom Scrolling in one place! Plus, we get ready to learn about the misconceptions of women. Full podcast will be available at the end of the show! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Slimfast has more news for Dooms Scrolling!
November 08, 2021 22:05 - 13 minutes - 12.2 MBWe continue Doom Scrolling with Slimfast! Full podcast will be up at the end of the show See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ready to Doom Scroll?
November 08, 2021 21:59 - 12 minutes - 11.8 MBWe talk about the biggest news stories from the weekend. Full podcast coming up at the end of the show! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Wanna be a professional dumb dumb baby?
November 08, 2021 21:09 - 17 minutes - 16.1 MBHour 1 - We learn what you shouldn't say if you want to be more professional. and Julia get's a long distance dedication! Full podcast will be available at the end of the show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oh Monday...
November 08, 2021 20:56 - 4 minutes - 4.42 MBBell up to the bar, grab a seat and let's get weird! Full podcast will be available at the end of the show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Friday, 11.05.2021- The Church of Lazlo Podcast
November 05, 2021 23:02 - 1 hour - 77.7 MBYo! No idea why but we kick things off asking Lazlo about his time in the slammer. It doesn't sound like much fun. *Question from the text line. A texter says her childhood friend is now a sex worker involved in BDSM. She's worried about her friend's safety and wants to know whether or not to say something. *Slimfast HATES when Daylight Savings ends. Or maybe when it starts. Whatever. Lazlo says he doesn't have to abide by clock changes. This infuriates Julia and leads to some full blown Shaq...
Thursday, 11.04.2021- The Church of Lazlo Podcast
November 04, 2021 23:21 - 1 hour - 99.8 MBWhat a day! Someone dropped off an amazing care package and it made our day! *According to new studies, men take breakups harder than women. Time for some old fashioned Lazlo advice. *Doomscrolling! Republican states are ready to sue Biden over vaccine mandates. China says the US is gonna cause a nuclear war. Did someone purposely but a live round on the set of Rust as a form of protest? What the heck is going on with Aaron Rodgers? JFK senior is alive and well and he's performing with The St...
Wednesday, 11.03.2021- The Church of Lazlo Podcast
November 03, 2021 23:31 - 1 hour - 78.3 MBYo! Jeriney is out today so hopefully we can figure out how to turn our mics on and put up the podcast. *Some Q followers believe JFK Jr is alive and ready to be president. *Black Friday, Pontiac G6, Starbucks, and Julia. A heart don't forget something like that. *Doomscrolling! Vaccines for kids are here. JFK Jr is not here. The Braves won the World Series. Joe Rogan got confused. A church minister has been busted trying to meet up with minors. The story of a missing California woman sounds ...
Tuesday 11.02.2021 - The Church Of Lazlo Podcast
November 02, 2021 23:21 - 1 hour - 89.3 MBIt's Tuesday and that can only mean one thing, Lazlo is real tired today. Let's all put a little pep in our step and with a bottle of this and a can of that. *Contrary to every single thing we've heard for the last eighteen months, new research suggests the isolation from the pandemic was good for us. *Doomscrolling! Man dates woman, woman has a monkey, monkey attacks child, man losses job? Want the cops to put all their resources into finding your stolen car? Tell them there was a kid in the...
Shake, Squeeze and Squirt?
November 02, 2021 23:13 - 18 minutes - 17.1 MBHour 4 - Want to know what men find physically attractive in a woman? Lazlo has a thing for knee caps and who's Shake, Squeeze and Squirt? Full podcast up soon! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.