Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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Haven't seen the headlines this weekend? Slim's got you...
December 13, 2021 21:37 - 12 minutes - 11.4 MBWe here at The Church of Lazlo only get our news from the greatest newsman on the planet!
How do women really want to be proposed to?
December 13, 2021 21:17 - 24 minutes - 22.1 MBHour 1 - We start off this week getting caught up on the events of the weekend. A character on the new Sex and The City dies on a peloton and how do women want to be proposed to? All that and more in the first hour!
Happy Monday!!!
December 13, 2021 20:52 - 7 minutes - 7.11 MBWelcome back to the bar we call The Church Of Lazlo! Pull up a seat and join us.
Friday 12.10.2021 - The Church Of Lazlo Podcast
December 11, 2021 00:32 - 1 hour - 80.3 MBYo!!! It's Friday! If we could pick one person to hang out with today, it would be you! *Why are you single? Are your standards too high? Perhaps you're just not attractive. Let's discuss. *Doomscrolling! COVID cases are up! Trump got some bad news. Starbucks employees in Buffalo have said enough is enough. Another flight, another passenger angry about having to wear a mask, another diverted flight. Sisters in their 70's meet for the first time! *Nick Wright is on the show! Do I have your at...
Never relapse over a person
December 11, 2021 00:17 - 13 minutes - 12.3 MBHour 4 - Divorce is expensive. How much would it cost for you to NOT get divorced? Also, words of advice from Lazlo. "Never relapse over a person."
Our buddy Nick Wright stops by to talk sports
December 10, 2021 23:22 - 17 minutes - 16.1 MBHour 3 - Nick Wright has lots of sports things to talk about. Also, is there a cost that would cause you to not get a divorce? We'll discuss!
Extra! Extra! All your Doom Scrolling in one place!
December 10, 2021 22:41 - 25 minutes - 23.2 MBHour 2 - Here's all the news headlines you need to get you through the weekend.
Lazlo is the most sentimental guy we know!
December 10, 2021 22:37 - 10 minutes - 9.27 MBDid we finally find something sentimental to move Lazlo in the second part of Doom Scrolling?
Let's Doom Scroll, shall we?
December 10, 2021 21:36 - 12 minutes - 11.4 MBIn the first part of Doom Scrolling, Slimfast has the latest headlines that you need to know about.
Ever wonder why you're single? Lazlo hasn't....
December 10, 2021 21:28 - 31 minutes - 28.9 MBHour 1 - We know a lot of things about Lazlo. Today we learned 2 more. 1) He HATES losing and 2) He's good being single.
Yesterday there were some technical difficulties...
December 10, 2021 20:48 - 9 minutes - 8.84 MB...but today, Jeriney's back! Let's get this thing started!
Thursday, 12.09.2021- The Church of Lazlo Podcast
December 10, 2021 00:43 - 1 hour - 75.9 MBJeriney was out today and it was pure madness in the studio. Slimfast could barely keep us on the air and I'll be shocked if you're seeing this podcast before Christmas. That said, we did have some laughs today. If you're able to listen, we hope you enjoy the show! Tomorrow we should be firing on all 8 cylinders again. Have a great day! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!
Wednesday 12.08.2021 - The Church Of Lazlo Podcast
December 09, 2021 01:31 - 1 hour - 90.4 MBYo!! The whole gang is here. We're happy, we're healthy, and we're thrilled that you're with us. *Epstein had a house contract with his employees to ensure everything was just to his liking. It's like a band having a rider filled with demands at a concert. If you had a rider at your house, what would be on the list? *Doomscrolling! The plumber who found the hidden money in Joel Osteen's church was given a large cash reward. We still don't know how the money got there though. Pfizer says the ...
Julia is funny for a girl.
December 09, 2021 01:19 - 19 minutes - 17.9 MBHour 4 - There are compliments and then there are compliments that are offensive. We discuss a few that we've all received. Also, wanna know what we're up to tonight?
Slimfast just made everyone sick.
December 09, 2021 01:03 - 22 minutes - 20.6 MBHour 3 - Slimfast makes a very inappropriate sound. There are some very crazy laws and how many "wins" do you have in a day?
All your Doom Scrolling in one place!
December 09, 2021 00:51 - 30 minutes - 27.9 MBHour 2 - Pay attention....there may be a quiz later! Ok, probably not. But it sounded good!
Did anyone watch the People's Choice Awards?
December 08, 2021 23:14 - 14 minutes - 13.3 MBHere's a few more of those headlines for ya from the second part of Doom Scrolling!
Let's Doom Scroll!
December 08, 2021 21:43 - 12 minutes - 11.6 MBSo many headlines....and so little accurate info from Slimfast. That's what we call Doom Scrolling (part 1)!
A gift everyday....
December 08, 2021 21:24 - 26 minutes - 24.1 MBHour 1 - We recap Lazlo's Tuesday night and find out what kind of things everyone would have on their "life rider". Julia wants a sushi chef, Slimfast wants a personal chef and Lazlo wants a gift everyday.
Did Lazlo use his "Magic Shower" this morning?
December 08, 2021 20:41 - 5 minutes - 5.26 MBHey, yo. Welcome to the bar on a Wednesday. Lazlo may or may not have had to use the Magic Shower this morning.
Tuesday 12.07.2021 - The Church Of Lazlo Podcast
December 08, 2021 00:31 - 1 hour - 84.9 MBLazlo is back after emergency surgery after eating a slice of delivery pizza. *We've found another use for Viagra and it's potentially a medical miracle! *Slimfast has decided that that he and Lazlo should have life insurance policies on one another. Lazlo is all in, but it could lead to Slim's early demise. *Doomscrolling! Ukraine vs Russia. Oxford hs shooter's parents allegedly had CPS called on them years ago. It might finally snow in Denver this week! *Julia threw a salvation army bell a...
Is it always the woman's fault? Lazlo says yes, Julia says no.
December 08, 2021 00:19 - 12 minutes - 11.4 MBHour 4 - We'll just let you listen and feel the tension.
Julia tried to kill someone with a Salvation Army Bell.
December 07, 2021 23:23 - 28 minutes - 26.5 MBHour 3 - A lot of things happened in this hour. We learned that Julia is charitable and the guys drink.
Men are more likely to spread COVID?
December 07, 2021 22:50 - 29 minutes - 27.4 MBHour 2 - All your Doom Scrolling fun in one place!
A few more things for you in Doom Scrolling.
December 07, 2021 22:46 - 14 minutes - 12.9 MBIn part 2 of Doom Scrolling we talk about new features from Meta...and some other things that I can't remember at the moment.
Let's start Doom Scrolling!
December 07, 2021 21:46 - 12 minutes - 11.5 MBHere we go! Slimfast will get you caught up on part of what happened this past weekend. Of course he didn't read ALL of the details...
Should we take Life Insurance out on each other?
December 07, 2021 21:07 - 21 minutes - 19.7 MBHour 1 - There's a lot to unpack in this first hour of the show.
Lazlo takes a trip to the dentist!
December 07, 2021 20:40 - 9 minutes - 8.56 MBHappy Tuesday! We were not here yesterday because Lazlo had to take a little trip to the dentist. But he's good and we're back!
Friday 12.03.2021 - The Church Of Lazlo Podcast
December 04, 2021 00:20 - 1 hour - 89.7 MBJulia got a gift in the mail from Slimfast today! It's the gift that keeps on giving but it's also a gift that could potentially cause some confusion with her boyfriend. *Even if you had a hundred posters on your bedroom wall when you were a kid, which one comes to mind first? *Eleven celebs who got in trouble but we all seem to have forgotten. *Doomscrolling! The Michigan high school shooter's parents have been charged with manslaughter but the cops can't find them. Alec Baldwin says George ...
Is being pooped on good luck?
December 04, 2021 00:09 - 19 minutes - 18.2 MBHour 4 - Slim wants Lazlo to go to a football game with him. A couple is suing a man who hid cameras in their AirBnB and a bride gets pooped on at her wedding.
You probably shouldn't have sex in someone else's house.
December 03, 2021 23:47 - 31 minutes - 28.8 MBHour 3 - When you are staying over at someone else's house is it ok to have sex in their house? Nick Wright calls in to talk sports and Slim is scared that A.I. may take over our jobs soon.
Wanna sound smart this weekend?
December 03, 2021 22:11 - 25 minutes - 23.2 MBHour 2 - Well, Slimfast has you covered with Doom Scrolling and it sounds like we have a celebrity calling in soon!
Don't do TikTok.com challenges!
December 03, 2021 22:07 - 11 minutes - 10.8 MBPart 2 of Doom Scrolling teaches us some valuable lessons.
Lots of things going on in the world...
December 03, 2021 21:48 - 12 minutes - 11.3 MBSlimfast is ready to get you caught up with the first part of Doom Scrolling.
What did your childhood room look like?
December 03, 2021 21:06 - 21 minutes - 19.6 MBHour 1 - We start off with Slimfast handing out bidets, move on to Jeriney's love of NKTOB posters and Lazlo trying to remember terrible things that celebs did that we've all forgotten about.
You get a bidet! You get a bidet! You get a bidet!
December 03, 2021 20:46 - 5 minutes - 5.04 MBHappy Friday!! Slimfast believes that everyone should have a bidet. So much so that he sent on to Julia and her boyfriend.
Thursday 12.02.2021 - The Church Of Lazlo Podcast
December 03, 2021 00:21 - 1 hour - 86.9 MBIs the last hour of work or school the hardest hour? Lazlo's son seems to think so but we can't blame him. *Someone on the text line is offering to let Slimfast test drive his 1995 sedan. Details are scarce but the model year is appealing. *It's a Christmas miracle! Lazlo has been looking for the perfect gift for his kids and today his prayers have been answered today. *Doomscrolling! The school shooter is not currently cooperating with police. Omicron has made it to the States. Unmoved by wh...
When do you get to relax?
December 03, 2021 00:12 - 14 minutes - 13 MBHour 4 - When you have kids are you always waiting for that moment when you finally get to relax? There's some other stuff in here too.
Want his attention? Julia says do cartwheels.
December 02, 2021 23:36 - 32 minutes - 29.3 MBHour 3 - Slimfast has a list of the ways people have tried to get the attention of their exes. Also, what are some normal, everyday things that you have never experieneced?
Don't be a grinch-bot!
December 02, 2021 22:58 - 26 minutes - 24.3 MBHour 2 - Here's all of your Doom Scrolling in one place!
You got 20 bucks?
December 02, 2021 22:48 - 13 minutes - 12.7 MBSlimfast has some more headlines for you with the second part of Doom Scrolling.
There's a lot of things happening in the world...
December 02, 2021 21:55 - 12 minutes - 11.1 MBSlimfast has your latest news in the first part of Doom Scrolling!
Someone wants to trade in their car....
December 02, 2021 21:27 - 22 minutes - 20.4 MBHour 1 - Lazlo is still trying to find the perfect gift for his kids for Christmas. Also, someone wants to trade cars with Slimfast. If you know, you know.
Let's get this thing started!
December 02, 2021 20:43 - 6 minutes - 6.07 MBHappy Thursday! Belly up to the bar and grab a drink.
Wednesday 12.01.2021 - The Church Of Lazlo Podcast
December 02, 2021 00:18 - 1 hour - 92.5 MBDetroit, Kansas City, and Las Vegas. It's impossible to pick a favorite. Is this what it feels like when people ask which child you love the most? *If you haven't finished shopping for the holidays, we probably can't help ya. *Younger generations hate plenty of things about Boomers but they've come up with the Boomer trends that's need to die first. *Doomscrolling! More updates on the Oxford HS shooting. A woman sues Walmart after being accused of stealing and her lawsuit paid off. President ...
Let's talk sports with Nick Wright!
December 02, 2021 00:06 - 32 minutes - 29.7 MBHour 4 - Our good friend Nick Wright calls in. The guys compare women to cars...again.
Slim is throwing a Christmas party...at Lazlo's house.
December 01, 2021 23:09 - 13 minutes - 12.7 MBHour 3 - Lazlo isn't really a "Christmas party at his house" kind of guy. So, Slimfast has started inviting people to Lazlo's house...for Christmas. This can't be good.
"I'll lower your viral load." - Lazlo
December 01, 2021 22:56 - 29 minutes - 26.6 MBHour 2 - You never know what's going to happen in Doom Scrolling.
Some more Doom Scrolling about Covid chewing gum?
December 01, 2021 22:49 - 13 minutes - 12.5 MBThere's a lot of things going on but Slim might be the most excited about some Covid chewing gum. That and more in the second part of Dooms Scrolling!
Let's do some Doom Scrolling!
December 01, 2021 21:35 - 12 minutes - 11.5 MBSlimfast has the latest news from around the country.