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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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October 25, 2021 20:40 - 19 minutes - 17.9 MB

Hour 1 - We open the show with a quick check in from the weekend, Slimfast may have killed his mom's kitten and Lazlo once had to have an impromptu funeral for a cat. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Best way to start a Monday? Getting called to the bosses office...

October 25, 2021 20:14 - 6 minutes - 5.86 MB

Slim gets called to the bosses office and Lazlo had a great weekend giving Nick a hard time during football! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Friday 10.22.2021 - The Church Of Lazlo Podcast

October 22, 2021 23:17 - 1 hour - 96.3 MB

Yo! It's Friday! We can't stop thinking about this Alec Baldwin news. It's horrible so let's just get it out of the way. *Have you been following the homecoming dress drama? Facebook is officially the place for boomers to bully young people. *Doomscrolling!!! The Brian Laundrie story is still unfolding. Alec Baldwin accidentally shot and killed a crew member on set with a prop gun. Gas prices are high, burgers are getting bigger, and Amazon drivers are getting carjacked. *Is giving money to t...

Thursday 10.21.2021 - The Church Of Lazlo Podcast

October 21, 2021 23:21 - 1 hour - 105 MB

How does $7,000 and some new grandparents sound? It can all be yours if you move to Greenburg! Or maybe it’s Greensburg. I’m pretty sure it’s somewhere in Indiana. *Police are worried about a surge in attacks against women at nightclubs involving syringes filled with date rape drugs. *Doomscrolling! Brian Laundrie’s parents finally hand (what’s left of) their son over to police. Mix and match your vaccine boosters! Vaccine boosters are here! Paris Hilton is trying to expose and end the abuse ...

Wednesday 10.20.2021 - The Church Of Lazlo Podcast

October 20, 2021 23:17 - 1 hour - 102 MB

*Did you have a Fisher Price toy phone when you were little? You did, whether or not you remember. You'll soon be able to purchase one that actually works. (Nothing weird or scary about that https://bit.ly/3jjRoDQ)  *She's a tech junkie, a self proclaimed privacy advocate, but she loves tik tok and smart speakers. *Doomscrolling! Did they find Brian Laundrie's body today? A big airplane crashed in Texas but everyone got out alive. We finally have bulletproof evidence that ghosts exist and the...

Tuesday 10.19.2021 - The Church Of Lazlo Podcast

October 19, 2021 23:11 - 1 hour - 94.2 MB

Why do some people get canceled while others get to star in the new John Wick prequel series coming to STARZ? *Talk about yourself too much? No good. Don't talk about yourself enough? No good. Do you look angry all the time? No good. Do you smile too much? No good. Is there anything you can do that won't make people hate you? Based on this article, it sounds unlikely. *Doomscrolling! The FDA might be getting ready to say it's okay to mix and match vaccine boosters. People protest vaccine mand...

Monday 10.18.2021 - The Church Of Lazlo Podcast

October 18, 2021 23:09 - 1 hour - 98.6 MB

Lazlo has always been proud of his kids but his son did something so courageous this weekend, it almost brought him to tears. *The Saga of the Hooters Shorts is still going strong, five days in. *Doomscrolling! Colin Powell died at 84. American missionaries in Haiti were kidnapped this weekend. An elementary school teacher was fired for having marijuana edibles in the classroom prize box. Police say a woman wandered into the back of a parked police van and became trapped. A Waffle House waitr...

Friday 10.15.2021 - The Church Of Lazlo Podcast

October 15, 2021 23:09 - 1 hour - 87.7 MB

​Did anyone else watch the Britney Murphy documentary on HBO? Good lord, that was depressing. *If you're looking for two cis white males to give their opinions on the Chappelle special, you came to the right place. *Doomscrolling! Biden is running out of patience and wants you to get vaccinated already. Bill Clinton is in the hospital. Alex Murdaugh has been arrested. Steve Bannon might get arrested. Dog the Bounty hunter still hasn't found Brian Laundrie. *It's time for the Kink Quiz. Who's ...

Thursday 10.14.2021 - The Church Of Lazlo Podcast

October 14, 2021 23:17 - 2 hours - 111 MB

We're baaaack! It was touch and go there for a minute but our boss finally told us today that we could come back. *The dude from Smash Mouth is retiring and plenty of people are piling on but we're he to (sort of) defend him. *You hire a moving company to move your stuff and you pay them up front. The moving company finally arrives with your stuff and now they tell you to pay an extra $600 or else they're gonna keep all your stuff on the truck. What the hell are you supposed to do? *Doomscrol...

Thursday 10.07.2021 - The Church Of Lazlo Podcast

October 07, 2021 23:09 - 1 hour - 98.8 MB

A group of sleuths claim they have identified the Zodiac killer. Ted Cruz unavailable for comment. *The time has finally arrived. We can no longer avoid the biggest and most divisive argument in America. #couchguy  *Doomscrolling!! A federal judge says Texas is way out of line. In case dying of COVID wasn't bad enough, LA has just made being an antivaxxer even less fun. Your tasteless Brian Laundrie Halloween mask is gonna be late. Raising Canes is raising eyebrows with their new kitchen staf...

Wednesday 10.06.2021 - The Church Of Lazlo Podcast

October 06, 2021 23:17 - 1 hour - 96.9 MB

Laundrie's neighbors are allegedly charging the press money to park in their driveways and stand in their yards. Seems reasonable to us. *Am I the a-hole? A groom is upset that his fiancé doesn't have any female friends that she can ask to be in the wedding. To even things out, he asks his ex girlfriend to be his best man. *Doomscrolling! The suspect in the Texas school shooting has been arrested. Tesla gets hit with an enormous lawsuit. Gabby's family did an exclusive interview on Dr Phil. Y...

Tuesday 10.05.2021 - The Church Of Lazlo Podcast

October 05, 2021 23:38 - 1 hour - 94.6 MB

Another Tuesday, another day Slimfast gets worried that Lazlo is dead. *30 year-olds dating 19 year-olds. Dogs living with cats. The world is nuts.  *Doomscrolling!! Facebook is back and so are the whistleblowers! Brain Laundrie's sister says she wants her brother to turn himself in. A former NASCAR driver was shot and killed over the weekend. Schools apparently have active shooter alarms and those alarms can be set off with frisbees. Cinderella would not like to meet you in your hotel room. ...

Monday 10.04.2021 - The Church Of Lazlo Podcast

October 04, 2021 23:13 - 1 hour - 90.1 MB

​Yes! The weekend is finally over! Hopefully you're having a better day than facebook employees. *We could spend a month coming up with all the different things that trigger our anxiety but few come close to the feeling of being stoned and not knowing why. *Doomscrolling! Facebook is still down and the longer it stays down, the more worried people are about the idea of using craigslist and myspace again. Move over ivermectin, Merck has entered the chat. Police and teachers warn about the felo...

Friday 10.01.2021 - The Church Of Lazlo Podcast

October 01, 2021 23:22 - 1 hour - 98.5 MB

​It's Friday! Where my DFW crew at? *Jessica from Vegas tells us how to beat up a shark and I think that's pretty darn thoughtful of her. *Did you get COVID? Did you experience any of the strange COVID side effects? Lost of taste and smell? Restless anal syndrome? *Doomscrolling! We're running out of stuff to buy. A hs in Orlando voted for their first transgender homecoming queen. Brian Laundrie is still missing. Golfers attack pranksters with air horns and people get hurt. How to transport a...

Thursday 09.30.2021 - The Church Of Lazlo Podcast

September 30, 2021 23:30 - 1 hour - 87.1 MB

Why are we talking about Super Tramp? Why would a person purposely want to smell like smoked meat? How many times will we hear the name Britney Spears this year? There's a lot to cover here. *Doomscrolling! The CIA wanted to kill Julian Assange? Quit fighting with health care workers. "New phone. Who dis?" -Brian Laundrie  Should a woman be allowed to sue a man for an unwanted pregnancy? A guy finds a painting at Goodwill that he painted 21 years ago in art class. Lazlo is not impressed. A gu...

Wednesday 09.29.2021 - The Church Of Lazlo Podcast

September 29, 2021 23:14 - 1 hour - 94.4 MB

Yo! It's free coffee day but who cares? Lazlo watched the multiple personality thing on Netflix which means it's time for him to yell at Slimfast for making crappy tv recommendations. *Careful guys! Just because she's giving you the look, laughing at your jokes, texting you first, and touching you, it doesn't mean she​'s flirting! *Doomscrolling! If more people don't get vaccinated, it's gonna be a long winter. Brain eating amoebas shouldn't be a thing and they certainly shouldn't be a thing ...

Tuesday 09.28.2021 - The Church Of Lazlo Podcast

September 28, 2021 23:37 - 1 hour - 88.8 MB

​Yo! Do you believe in multiple personalities? Do you enjoy pop culture references that only make sense to the people saying them? I sure hope so because that's what's up today. *Things get a little serious while we discuss a hazing death that happened in Virginia. *Doomscrolling! There's a serious fuel shortage in the U.K. Is Dog The Bounty Hunter going to find Laundrie? Sell pork bellies, buy Pokemon Oreos. It's just like delivery except it's in your freezer and you shouldn't eat it. Jerine...

Monday 09.27.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

September 27, 2021 23:16 - 1 hour - 93.6 MB

​Things start off a little awkward today. On Friday, Slimfast and Lazlo made plans to go drink at an art fair over the weekend. Slimfast was supposed to text but he never did. He did, however, go to the art fair without Lazlo. *Ten years ago, Lazlo and Slimfast got into an argument about hypothetical  women with hypothetical seal faces. It doesn't come up often but when it does, it still doesn't make any sense. *Doomscrolling!  Always buckle up on amusement park rides, an Amtrak crashed over ...

Friday 09.24.2021 - The Church Of Lazlo Podcast

September 24, 2021 23:10 - 1 hour - 88.8 MB

​Yo! Happy Friday! Lets celebrate by opening these GIANT cans of beer Lazlo brought! *Almost half of all Americans say they are working their dream job. That's a lot of people. How many dream jobs can there be? *Doomscrolling! Q Anon is allegedly spreading anti Semitism, fifteen people got shot at a Kroger in Tennessee, R Kelly's jury is deliberating, a Jet Blue passenger becomes violent when he can't get his cell phone to work,  kid kayaks to school because we've run out of school busses, a ...

Thursday 09.23.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

September 23, 2021 23:23 - 1 hour - 92.1 MB

Lazlo's worried he's being a bad dad because he didn't make dinner for the boys until 9pm. I think 9pm should be the default dinner time for any person under 65. *There's a mom on tik tok who lost her teeth during pregnancy. Now she gets millions of views demonstrating how she makes herself over. The transformation is really something to behold and we all agree that it's cool. We don't all agree on whether or not someone in her position should divulge this information on a first date. Jeriney...

Wednesday 09.22.2021 - The Church Of Lazlo

September 22, 2021 23:14 - 1 hour - 92.2 MB

​Lazlo tried to have a quiet wholesome evening at home last night. He decided to find something new to watch and start binging. He went to bed angry and he appears he wasn't feeling any better when he woke up. We also talk about Britney's new documentary and American's missing white girl obsession. *Doomscrolling! Gabby's identity was confirmed, Abbott does not like Biden, McDonald's is going to save the planet by using less plastic in their happy meal toys, a man was murdered for complimenti...

Tuesday 09.21.2021 - The Church Of Lazlo Podcast

September 21, 2021 23:18 - 1 hour - 93 MB

We learned today that Jeriney does "adult dancing" with her mom. Then we learned that tap is considered adult dancing. Julia wants Lazlo to spend this fall learning a skill that would surprise and excite the women he meets. Now he's just gotta decide what he wants to learn. *A woman on tik tok is going viral for crying about her bad haircut. Have you ever cried about a bad haircut? Have you ever received an intentionally bad haircut from a guy because you wouldn't play his band on the radio? ...

Monday, 09.20.2021- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

September 20, 2021 23:25 - 1 hour - 93.9 MB

Julia just got back from her hot country weekend. Slimfast couldn't pass a roadside sobriety test sober. *Doomscrolling! They found Gabby's body and it has been the biggest story of the weekend. Plus, vaccines for kids and motels with complimentary meth! *Berries and Cream. Why? *Older generations love to talk about how much better things were when they were kids but it's mostly bs. *Nick Wright is on the program and he's not in a great mood today. *When you're tired of complaining about mask...

Friday 09.17.2021 - The Church Of Lazlo Podcast

September 17, 2021 23:34 - 1 hour - 99.8 MB

It's Friday! Is anyone else tired? Like you sleep for twelve hours and you're still tired? What's up with that? *Julia feels attacked for being the healthiest and most responsible person on the show. It's not an attack, just an observation. *If you care about the new Jeopardy host or complain about city taxes, where did your life go wrong? *Doomscrolling! The South Carolina lawyer story is filled with twists and turns so we'll give you the Reader's Digest version and move on. Because we're li...

Thursday 09.16.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

September 17, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 99 MB

Why do kids have to wake up so early to go to school? Why does does the school day last so long? Why do I still get so angry when I think about school? *Time has named the most influential people of 2021 and none of us made the cut. *Doomscrolling! Missing white woman is still missing but we have new police body-cam footage of the couple from August. A high school told students not to wear red white and blue clothing on 9/11 because it might offend someone. You buy a house and after you move ...

Wednesday 09.15.2021 - The Church Of Lazlo Podcast

September 15, 2021 23:19 - 1 hour - 103 MB

If you enjoy The Church of Lazlo, I think you'll enjoy today's show. Plenty of random conversations with no cohesive themes, just like the old days. *First up, Slimfast is going to see Bill Burr tonight which gets us talking about stand ups and how hard their job is. *Who in the hell schedules a break up date and tells their partner to be prepared? Just send a text or disappear. What is wrong with you? *Friends. How many of us have them? How many have you lost since the pandemic began? Fights...

Tuesday 09.14.2021 - The Church Of Lazlo Podcast

September 14, 2021 23:17 - 1 hour - 98.9 MB

​Rest in Power Norm Macdonald. *How would you hit on yourself? How would we hit on each other? Slimfast is an easy nut to crack. *Doomscrolling! We've seen our fair share of 'Missing White Woman' stories but this one lacks some important details. Police say they'll be better prepared for this weekend's far right rally than they were on Jan 6th. Man with the letters ATM tattooed on his neck commits predictable crime. Another naked woman appears in another storm drain in Florida. Hot dryer bad ...

Monday 09.13.2021 - The Church Of Lazlo Podcast

September 13, 2021 23:30 - 1 hour - 94 MB

Aren't Mondays the best?! I hope you're fully recharged and ready to go! Football started this weekend which means we're wearing long sleeves and drinking pumpkin spiced everything. *Lazlo doesn't believe in love. Scratch that. He doesn't believe in lasting love. *Britney's getting married and we aren't the only one's who think she needs a prenup. *Doomscrolling! Biden says his patience is wearing thin with the anti-vaxers. Some right-wingers are angry about the prosecution of Jan 6th rioters...

Thursday 09.09.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

September 09, 2021 23:16 - 1 hour - 96.6 MB

You're on a desert island and you only get one movie about a bachelor party in Vegas, what do you choose?  *Life Pro Tip: When trying to determine whether or not meat from your fridge is still safe to eat, feed it to a loved one first and wait an hour. *Yahoo News published an article about a wanted murderer from Missouri and it includes two photos of the suspect and one photo of Slimfast. *Righteous anger. Righteous douchebag. *The Matrix Resurrections trailer is out. For some reason this go...

Wednesday 09.08.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

September 08, 2021 23:16 - 1 hour - 103 MB

Yo! Can you guess which of us didn't get enough sleep last night? Sometimes you gotta party on a weeknight. *California is about to make "stealthing" illegal. Don't know what that is? Neither did we but we'll explain. *Doomscrolling!! America has the most kids with COVID since this whole thing started. Texas is gonna catch all the rapist. A judge in Kentucky wouldn't grant a couple their divorce and instead sent them to counseling. A lawsuit says Bumble discriminates men by only allowing wome...

Tuesday 09.07.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

September 07, 2021 23:11 - 1 hour - 106 MB

​Welcome back! Kids are stupid.  Kids say stupid things. Kids say mean things. Kids say things they're gonna regret later. Why do we let kids have social media? *Remember when you were a kid and you'd push your friend down a hill in a truck tire or jump off a sixty foot cliff on a dare? Most of us did tons of dangerous stuff but some of it stands out above the rest. *Doomscrolling!! If you know how to make micro chips, GM would like to speak with you. A South Carolina lawyer is making nationa...

Friday 09.03.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

September 03, 2021 23:10 - 1 hour - 90.9 MB

​Yo!! If your significant other asked to use your laptop, would you feel comfortable handing it over? *Everyone should have at least one dance move. You never know when you're gonna find yourself in the middle of a dance floor with a beer in your hand. Time to get some tips on YouTube. *Doomscrolling!! Biden says we should ignore the jobs report and focus on taxing the rich. A Florida school district is no longer accepting mask exemption letters from chiropractors. A man shoots his elderly mo...

Thursday 09.02.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

September 02, 2021 23:18 - 1 hour - 96.6 MB

​Are humans capable of breathing through their butts? I don't know how to do it but scientists think they could be close. *Are you a party pooper? A new study says party poopers are basically unhappy and unhealthy. This was an actual study done by an actual school. *Doomscrolling! Is the FTC really looking into McDonald's broken ice cream machines? Flash flooding in New York looks post apocalyptic. More and more kids are showing up in the ER with COVID but scientists are optimistic that they'...

Wednesday 09.01.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

September 01, 2021 23:08 - 1 hour - 90.7 MB

​These lips have never been kissed. That's because I have COVID lips and Lazlo says I have to put on a mask before we can cuddle. *Five habits of highly ineffective dumb people. *Doomscrolling! America is on track to break our own hospitalization numbers for COVID. China limits the amount of time kids can spend playing games online. Abortion is basically banned in Texas now. The pentagon says military dogs did not get left behind in Afghanistan. Ohio judge orders a doctor to give a patient Iv...

Tuesday 08.31.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

August 31, 2021 23:10 - 1 hour - 96.6 MB

Fact of the day: There's such a thing as a cow-bison hybrid. It's called a beefalo. You're welcome. *The entire cast reunites for Tuesday's show! What's the best way to get fired? Do you play it cool? Throw something at your boss? Ask for a box of tissues to dry your tears while someone from HR steadies you as you walk to your car that's about to be repossessed? Or do you get revenge? A woman in Florida decided to go the revenge route and it could cost her serious prison time. *Doomscrolling!...

Monday, 08.30.2021- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

August 30, 2021 23:00 - 1 hour - 82.4 MB

Yo! I love seeing you after the weekend. I'm always worried you're gonna find some other show and start ignoring me. I can't help it. I'm sorry. *How do tell your spouse you just aren't in the mood? Probably best to play it safe and just tell them you don't think they're attractive anymore. *Doomscrolling! Hurricane IDA decided to throw the worst anniversary party possible. Afghanistan is still a mess and we're about out of time to try and get people out. COVID numbers continue to break all t...

Podcast 8-27

August 27, 2021 23:30 - 1 hour - 86 MB

YOOO! It's Friday and we are amped! *Kanye did Kanye stuff last night and he managed to still surprise us. *Slimfast claims he's found a way to never work another day in your life. Turns out it's a garbage idea. *Doomscrolling! Biden's gonna hunt down some terrorists. COVID numbers in the US are astonishing. A man high on mushrooms shot and killed a young father. Some schools want athletes to wear ankle monitors at school to make sure they are socially distancing. A Christian OnlyFans star sa...

Thursday 08.26.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

August 26, 2021 23:28 - 1 hour - 86.7 MB

I did some terrible math I believe Lazlo and I have done almost 5,000 shows together. So keep that in mind on those days when we sound a little bored with ourselves. Today was not one of those days! Everyone is in a great mood and we all want to be little kids again. *Doomscrolling! Deadly explosions in Afghanistan. COVID is trying its best to kick America's ass. The best school board speech we've ever heard. Restaurant owner gets stabbed in the neck by an employee and there's video and the t...

Wednesday 08.25.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

August 25, 2021 23:11 - 1 hour - 101 MB

There's never been a better time to write a brief recap of today's show than right now. Jeopardy is still having a hard time finding a host who's lived a sin free life. *The baby from the cover of Nevermind is 30 now and he's suing Nirvana for using that picture. *Doomscrolling!!! Johnson & Johnson is getting your booster ready. Cuomo's dog is up for adoption. Pop Tarts are getting sued for some dumb reason and I want in. A police officer hits on a married woman and punches her husband but it...

Tuesday 08.24.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

August 24, 2021 23:20 - 1 hour - 96.7 MB

Yo!! How’s everyone doing? Good? Great! We’d like to introduce you to the newest member of the show, Mr Moneybags. *I don’t expect Americans to start putting on three-piece suits or formal dresses every time they leave the house but do we have to be the “Show Me Your B***H**E” country? *Doomscrolling!! Biden’s got a week to get people out of Afghanistan. China says COVID probably originated in the US. Why carry a vaccine passport when you could get a QR-Code tattoo? How do you incentivize pri...

Monday 08.23.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

August 23, 2021 23:08 - 1 hour - 89.5 MB

​Why is Lazlo late? What's that? He's in the bosses office? The boss across the hall? Oh boy. *Julia found her DARE workbook from the 5th grade and brought it in to share with us. Sounds like 5th-grade-Julia would be pretty disappointed to be hanging out with us. I'm guessing adult Julia ain't exactly over the moon about it either. *Doomscrolling! The Pfizer vaccine is fully approved which is great news because we all took that thing months ago. Floods in Tennessee are the craziest weather st...

Friday 08.20.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

August 20, 2021 23:27 - 1 hour - 91.3 MB

Yo!! Today we’d like to talk about Booth Floosies and the impact they can have on your career. *Let’s discuss the perks and drawbacks of a little quality alone time. *Doomscrolling! Alabama hospitals are full, dad’s ashes are missing, aliens are killing hikers, and more! *Lazlo needs to find a way to get back at his neighbors. *The weirdest things you saw at a friend’s house when you were a kid. *Which name-brand product is worth the extra money? *Helluva show everyone! This week has been a b...

Thursday 08.19.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

August 19, 2021 23:17 - 1 hour - 98.6 MB

​What would you do if you came home and caught your spouse in bed with someone else? *How much is your time worth? Americans spend a lot of money trying to make life more convenient. *Doomscrolling! R Kelly's trial finally begins, get your booster, capitol bomb threat, save your powerball tickets, and stop surfing on top of your car. *Lazlo wants to get a snake tattoo. *Julia has been sneaking out of the house and getting picked up by dudes or something. *Would you stop seeing someone if you ...

Wednesday 08.18.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

August 18, 2021 23:12 - 1 hour - 85.2 MB

​Lazlo's son starts his last season of flag football tonight. After this, it's either tackle or nothing. Lazlo is torn. *Netflix released a mysterious trailer for their new Bob Ross documentary. We learn that Julia has a Bob Ross board game and Jeriney wears Bob Ross pajamas. *A women in Ohio noticed a man in a parking garage who looked warm. She offered him a bottle of water. As a token of his appreciation, he presented himself to her. *Doomscrolling is almost totally gloom free today! A dee...

Tuesday 08.17.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

August 17, 2021 23:18 - 1 hour - 106 MB

Yo! You are spending way too much online! It's important sometimes to just stick to the necessities like Pizza Hut sandals and wearable neck fans. *Doomscrolling! Knock knock. Who's there? The taliban. If you're gonna pretend like someone tried to threaten you by sending a muzzle to your house, don't order the muzzle with your own credit card on your own amazon account. Have you had your booster? Teslas seem to dislike emergency vehicles. If you're gonna throw your kid's birthday party at a T...

Monday 08.16.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

August 16, 2021 23:18 - 1 hour - 99.6 MB

​Vacation is over kids. Get back to work. During our vacation last week, Lazlo's life changed drastically. It all started when the ac in his car broke and ended with his wildest dreams coming true. *Doomscrolling! America's war in Afghanistan is over and the country is in chaos. Britney's dad agreed to end his conservatorship! A Missouri man decided to see what it would feel like to play GTA in real life. Kevin Hart offended Don Cheadle during an interview. *Lazlo got a little too tipsy and t...

Friday 08.06.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

August 06, 2021 23:11 - 1 hour - 103 MB

Our last show before vacation!! We are totally checked out! Lazlo is angry that his kid keeps doing well on placement tests. Think back to when you were young and still had that spark for life. Any idea where you lost it? Lazlo has a pretty theory. *How the hell did people survive living in America with no air conditioning? Seriously, how did they not die? *What do British people hate about Americans? Is this something British people think about often? Are they aware how little we think about...

Thursday 08.05.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

August 05, 2021 23:28 - 1 hour - 78.5 MB

Slimfast had to leave to go dogsit for his mom....so I'm gonna take a crack at this description thing! It's National Underwear Day and Lazlo demanded that we show him our undies.  Some jerks on Twitter were mad about a sign language interpreter going viral.  Doomscrolling, exactly what you would expect, COVID and confusion from Slimfast.  We learned what are some of the most attractive jobs.  Slimfast tested us to see if we have ever been in love.  What were some of the mistakes you made as...

Wednesday, 08.04.2021- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

August 04, 2021 23:13 - 1 hour - 81.9 MB

​Julia got worried for a second and thought Father's Day was this weekend. So she forgot what month is was by a couple months. How would that have anything to do with further proving she is Lazlo's daughter? Just listen because it's super weird. *Jeriney says life is harder for beautiful women. Specifically, professional life is harder for beautiful women. More specifically, one lawyer on Tik Tok is saying this. *Doomscrolling! Dems tell Cuomo it's time to throw in the towel. The United State...

Tuesday 08.03.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

August 03, 2021 23:45 - 1 hour - 109 MB

​YOOOOOOO! The entire gang is here today and we've never been more excited to hang out with you! *Julia was at Lollapalooza last week. She gives us the Reader's Digest recap. Just like Woodstock 99, it sounds like Limp Bizkit stole the show. *Doomscrolling! The pentagon is on lockdown and an aircraft hit the world trader center building? Workplace shooting at the Smile Direct Club warehouse. The iceberg from the Titanic is still injuring people. Spirit and American Airlines canceling hundreds...

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