Friday 08.06.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

Our last show before vacation!! We are totally checked out! Lazlo is angry that his kid keeps doing well on placement tests. Think back to when you were young and still had that spark for life. Any idea where you lost it? Lazlo has a pretty theory. *How the hell did people survive living in America with no air conditioning? Seriously, how did they not die? *What do British people hate about Americans? Is this something British people think about often? Are they aware how little we think about them? *Doomscrolling!! The military is probably going to force all active service members to get vaccinated. California is still on fire. Biden gave Congressional Gold Medals to the police who worked at the capitol on Jan 6. Someone lost their pet cobra in Texas. A women honked at a group of ATV/Dirt Bike riders so they pulled her from the car and beat her. A woman is accused of wrapping her dead mother's body in newspaper and hiding her in the house because she wanted the social security. A business owner in Washington decides to pick a fight with trans people. Apple is gonna start scanning your photos to make sure you aren't producing child pornography. *Mustard flavored hot dog buns. Why didn't we think of this sooner? *Eight little things men can do to impress their wives/girlfriends. *A shockingly high percentage of Americans think they could compete in at least one Olympic sport and hold their own. *A listener asks Lazlo if she's a jerk just because she wants to date someone who makes good money.  *Who or what has the worst fans? Rick & Morty? Swifties? *Retro junk is in right now. Check your attic because you could be sitting on a goldmine. *Thank you for listening! We are off for one week but we will be back on August 16th. Until then, Everybody Wang Chung!!!

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Our last show before vacation!! We are totally checked out! Lazlo is angry that his kid keeps doing well on placement tests. Think back to when you were young and still had that spark for life. Any idea where you lost it? Lazlo has a pretty theory. *How the hell did people survive living in America with no air conditioning? Seriously, how did they not die? *What do British people hate about Americans? Is this something British people think about often? Are they aware how little we think about them? *Doomscrolling!! The military is probably going to force all active service members to get vaccinated. California is still on fire. Biden gave Congressional Gold Medals to the police who worked at the capitol on Jan 6. Someone lost their pet cobra in Texas. A women honked at a group of ATV/Dirt Bike riders so they pulled her from the car and beat her. A woman is accused of wrapping her dead mother's body in newspaper and hiding her in the house because she wanted the social security. A business owner in Washington decides to pick a fight with trans people. Apple is gonna start scanning your photos to make sure you aren't producing child pornography. *Mustard flavored hot dog buns. Why didn't we think of this sooner? *Eight little things men can do to impress their wives/girlfriends. *A shockingly high percentage of Americans think they could compete in at least one Olympic sport and hold their own. *A listener asks Lazlo if she's a jerk just because she wants to date someone who makes good money.  *Who or what has the worst fans? Rick & Morty? Swifties? *Retro junk is in right now. Check your attic because you could be sitting on a goldmine. *Thank you for listening! We are off for one week but we will be back on August 16th. Until then, Everybody Wang Chung!!!

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