Thursday 09.02.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

​Are humans capable of breathing through their butts? I don't know how to do it but scientists think they could be close. *Are you a party pooper? A new study says party poopers are basically unhappy and unhealthy. This was an actual study done by an actual school. *Doomscrolling! Is the FTC really looking into McDonald's broken ice cream machines? Flash flooding in New York looks post apocalyptic. More and more kids are showing up in the ER with COVID but scientists are optimistic that they'll be eligible for the vaccine soon. The supreme court is allowing the Texas abortion ban to stand, for now. Florida could fine business that require proof of vaccination. Joe Rogan just threw a kitchen sink. A man calls 911 to report that his dog grabbed a gun and shot itself in the head. A DQ employee asks an anti-masker to cover his face. Anti-masker responds by urinating. *Why are so many people adamant about getting revenge on their exes and why does that revenge almost always involve vandalizing their car? *Julia surprised everyone today with some very big news involving a friend of the show! I don't want to give it away here but let's just say this friend is looking to make out with someone. *You're doing it wrong! Boomers complain about millennials while gen-x sits back, laughs, and watched the world burn. *Is your cat smarter than my cat? Is your cat smarter than me? Who's cat is this? *His Holiness, The Q Goat or whatever says he's done with Q'Anon and his lawyer would like to remind everyone that his client is a moron. *You're almost there! The finish line is so close! Only one more work day seperates you from that three day weekend. Unless you work in retail, the service industry, health care...      -Everybody Wang Chung!!!!

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​Are humans capable of breathing through their butts? I don't know how to do it but scientists think they could be close. *Are you a party pooper? A new study says party poopers are basically unhappy and unhealthy. This was an actual study done by an actual school. *Doomscrolling! Is the FTC really looking into McDonald's broken ice cream machines? Flash flooding in New York looks post apocalyptic. More and more kids are showing up in the ER with COVID but scientists are optimistic that they'll be eligible for the vaccine soon. The supreme court is allowing the Texas abortion ban to stand, for now. Florida could fine business that require proof of vaccination. Joe Rogan just threw a kitchen sink. A man calls 911 to report that his dog grabbed a gun and shot itself in the head. A DQ employee asks an anti-masker to cover his face. Anti-masker responds by urinating. *Why are so many people adamant about getting revenge on their exes and why does that revenge almost always involve vandalizing their car? *Julia surprised everyone today with some very big news involving a friend of the show! I don't want to give it away here but let's just say this friend is looking to make out with someone. *You're doing it wrong! Boomers complain about millennials while gen-x sits back, laughs, and watched the world burn. *Is your cat smarter than my cat? Is your cat smarter than me? Who's cat is this? *His Holiness, The Q Goat or whatever says he's done with Q'Anon and his lawyer would like to remind everyone that his client is a moron. *You're almost there! The finish line is so close! Only one more work day seperates you from that three day weekend. Unless you work in retail, the service industry, health care...      -Everybody Wang Chung!!!!

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.