Tuesday 08.31.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

Fact of the day: There's such a thing as a cow-bison hybrid. It's called a beefalo. You're welcome. *The entire cast reunites for Tuesday's show! What's the best way to get fired? Do you play it cool? Throw something at your boss? Ask for a box of tissues to dry your tears while someone from HR steadies you as you walk to your car that's about to be repossessed? Or do you get revenge? A woman in Florida decided to go the revenge route and it could cost her serious prison time. *Doomscrolling! We are officially out of Afghanistan. COVID-19 decided one variant wasn't enough, meet COVID C.1.2! Lightening strikes, and a lifeguard dies. A man brings a table leg to a machete fight. A Virginia school board gets the Bart Simpson treatment and goes swimmingly. https://bit.ly/3kFTjCB *Who's the coolest person you know? What does it take to be cool? Turns out, you need more than used a Scion and motto pants. *Jeriney is living the ultimate nightmare. The biggest, baddest, scariest people in the world are trying to find her. *Does he actually like you? Does he want to be your boyfriend? You can tell by the way he "loves" you if he's in it for the long haul. Is it really so bad to ask questions "during"? Asking for a friend. *You! I love ya! Don't forget to say hi on twitter https://bit.ly/3Bs8eXR and Insta https://bit.ly/3tfNT5n​ Hope to see you tomorrow!   -Everybody Wang Chung!!! 

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Fact of the day: There's such a thing as a cow-bison hybrid. It's called a beefalo. You're welcome. *The entire cast reunites for Tuesday's show! What's the best way to get fired? Do you play it cool? Throw something at your boss? Ask for a box of tissues to dry your tears while someone from HR steadies you as you walk to your car that's about to be repossessed? Or do you get revenge? A woman in Florida decided to go the revenge route and it could cost her serious prison time. *Doomscrolling! We are officially out of Afghanistan. COVID-19 decided one variant wasn't enough, meet COVID C.1.2! Lightening strikes, and a lifeguard dies. A man brings a table leg to a machete fight. A Virginia school board gets the Bart Simpson treatment and goes swimmingly. https://bit.ly/3kFTjCB *Who's the coolest person you know? What does it take to be cool? Turns out, you need more than used a Scion and motto pants. *Jeriney is living the ultimate nightmare. The biggest, baddest, scariest people in the world are trying to find her. *Does he actually like you? Does he want to be your boyfriend? You can tell by the way he "loves" you if he's in it for the long haul. Is it really so bad to ask questions "during"? Asking for a friend. *You! I love ya! Don't forget to say hi on twitter https://bit.ly/3Bs8eXR and Insta https://bit.ly/3tfNT5n​ Hope to see you tomorrow!   -Everybody Wang Chung!!! 

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.