Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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Lazlo's kids need a puppy for Christmas
December 01, 2021 21:10 - 25 minutes - 23.7 MBHour 1 - What are some of the best gifts for the holidays? Lazlo is still trying to find the perfect gift for his kids. Also, Slim has a list of things that boomers believe but probably need to be done.
Ever had a beer with your hero?
December 01, 2021 20:54 - 7 minutes - 7.22 MBHappy Wednesday! Let's get this show started!
Tuesday 11.30.2021 - The Church Of Lazlo Podcast
December 01, 2021 00:19 - 1 hour - 93.2 MBToday is gonna be a good day. We all feel like the vacation cobwebs have been knocked off, we're all in a good mood, and Lazlo brought us all medicine in some little plastic bottles. *CVS says they will no longer sell greeting cards with pictures of apes dressed up like clowns or drinking beer. Why? The chimps are tired of being punch lines. *It's Give Back Tuesday. The average American says they do several acts of kindness each month but the definition is a little broad. *Doomscrolling! Get ...
Lazlo is just your average psychopath...
December 01, 2021 00:09 - 25 minutes - 23.5 MBHour 4 - We love a good quiz! So of course when we try to determine what makes a person a psychopath we have to take the quiz. Who do you think has the highest score? Also, Is he cheating on you? Slimfast will let us know!
Macaroni and Cheese is "God's Gift To Earth" - Julia
November 30, 2021 23:42 - 16 minutes - 15.5 MBHour 3 - There are so many foods that we, as Americans LOVE and other just don't understand. Plus our kids are growing up with things that we'll never understand.
All the Doom Scrolling you could need on a Tuesday
November 30, 2021 22:12 - 32 minutes - 30 MBHour 2 - Here's all of your Doom Scrolling in one place.
More Doom Scrolling...about alien robots?
November 30, 2021 22:07 - 12 minutes - 11.7 MBSlimfast has a story that he probably doesn't really know the details of but he's gonna tell you about it. Something about alien robots that can reproduce?
Jeriney sings the Greek Alphabet....
November 30, 2021 21:58 - 14 minutes - 13 MBOh, you read that right! It happens in the first part of Doom Scrolling!
No more monkey's on your birthday.
November 30, 2021 21:14 - 26 minutes - 24.2 MBHour 1 - Happy Giving Tuesday! What exactly does that mean and does it mean you're a good person? Also, remember those cards you used to get on your birthday that had a monkey wearing a party hat? Well, PETA says "No more!"
We're all wearing our makeup, best clothes and are ready!
November 30, 2021 20:47 - 4 minutes - 4.33 MBHappy Tuesday! It's gonna be a good day....
Monday 11.29.2021 - The Church Of Lazlo Podcast
November 30, 2021 00:23 - 1 hour - 89.5 MBYo! Hope everyone had a great weekend. We get caught up on everyone's vacation. *Work hard, try to win, you don't want to end up like Slimfast. *Doomscrolling! New COVID variants are here in time for the holidays. Epstein's friend is on trial. The Rock bought a nice guy a nice truck. A man took a two hour flight in the landing gear of a plane and survived. Kanye wants his family back. A college student died from an of off campus charity fight. Don't write a bad review until you've already che...
Everyone should have free beer at work!
November 30, 2021 00:13 - 22 minutes - 20.6 MBHour 4 - There are some things that work places should just have for employees. Coffee, Post-It Notes, Beer? Also, what would you do if you ordered a Thanksgiving meal but when you showed up to pick it up, they were closed?
Get paid to watch Christmas movies!
November 29, 2021 23:15 - 21 minutes - 20 MBHour 3 - There are so amazing Christmas movies. Now, just imagine getting paid to watch them!
Ever written a bad review for something?
November 29, 2021 22:45 - 30 minutes - 28.4 MBHour 2 - All the Doom Scrolling, that you never knew you needed, in one place!
Wanna win $200 from Slimfast?
November 29, 2021 22:15 - 14 minutes - 12.9 MBAs we continue Doom Scrolling Slimfast things that Kim and Kanye will get back together. He's so confident that he's willing to bet on it.
Participation trophies for everyone!
November 29, 2021 21:12 - 22 minutes - 20.7 MBHour 1 - We get caught up after a week of for the holiday. Lazlo is known to be a little competitive when it comes to sports. Slimfast, not so much. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
And we're back!!!
November 29, 2021 20:44 - 7 minutes - 7.13 MBHope everyone had a great holiday! After a week away we've got lots to catch up on so let's get started. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Friday 11.19.2021 - The Church Of Lazlo Podcast
November 20, 2021 01:00 - 1 hour - 83.3 MBLast show before vacation! We're gonna miss you but there are thousands of old sh**y Church of Lazlo podcast out there to keep you company until we're back. In the meantime, stay in touch with us on social media twitter/Insta @churchoflazlo and visit http://www.lazlo.church Let's get to the show! *Lazlo and Slimfast are about to road trip and they have mixed feelings about it. *Hanging with the family for the holidays is usually great but what if you could hang out with a celebrity couple o...
...and we're out!
November 20, 2021 00:51 - 5 minutes - 4.85 MBHour 4 - We'll be off for the next week so get caught up on the older podcasts and we'll see you after Thanksgiving! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Gotta love with Nick Wright calls!
November 20, 2021 00:46 - 34 minutes - 31.8 MBHour 3 - Our good friend Nick Wright has a few things to say about football! Also Julia knows a lot of famous people....like Adele! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Everything you need for that Thanksgiving family argument!
November 20, 2021 00:09 - 25 minutes - 23.2 MBHour 2 - Slimfast has put all the days headlines in to one place so you're ready for the argument at the dinner table over Thanksgiving! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Last chance to Doom Scroll before Thanksgiving!
November 19, 2021 22:48 - 13 minutes - 12 MBHere's the first of two chances for you to have something to talk about at your Thanksgiving table. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What celeb would you want to be at your Thanksgiving dinner?
November 19, 2021 22:46 - 25 minutes - 23.5 MBHour 1 - If you could pick one celeb who would it be? Also, Lazlo's 99 shots seem to be multiplying! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A guy walks into a bar with a bag of 99s....
November 19, 2021 21:42 - 7 minutes - 7.09 MBWelcome to the bar!! Lazlo is ready to celebrate the last day before the holiday break with a little gift for Jeriney and Slimfast! This is gonna be an interesting day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thursday 11.18.2021 - The Church Of Lazlo Podcast
November 19, 2021 00:24 - 1 hour - 82 MBYou ever get information out of someone by playing a little game called "pretend you know"? If not, let Lazlo and Slimfast teach you how. *What's the worst thing you can say to your girlfriend? Telling her that her sister is hot is a bad idea but telling her to calm down is infinitely worse. *Doomscrolling! You've heard of Disney+ and Paramount+ but what about the all new Delta+? A caller on a live sports talk show is the victim of a hit and run on the air but that doesn't stop him from talki...
Do dogs need phones?
November 19, 2021 00:17 - 23 minutes - 21.5 MBHour 4 - We think so!!! Also, what are some things that women buy that are advertised to men? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Kardashians are confusing....
November 18, 2021 23:21 - 23 minutes - 21.4 MBHour 3 - Not sure why, but Slimfast is confused by the Kardashians and is asking Julia questions. She's our Ryan Seacrest with all of the celebrity news! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Maybe don't physically pick up a CEO at a party?
November 18, 2021 22:44 - 10 minutes - 10.1 MBPart 2 of Doom Scrolling is a doozy! You ready? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
That moment when you realize you can buy something...
November 18, 2021 22:38 - 12 minutes - 11.1 MBLet's do the first part of Doom Scrolling! Lazlo's son realized that he can buy the mints you get at resturants...mind blown! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
One of us loves a good theme party...
November 18, 2021 22:34 - 19 minutes - 18 MBHour 1 - What are some things that you probably shouldn't say to your girlfriend? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Reid Method...
November 18, 2021 21:59 - 5 minutes - 5.47 MBHappy Thursday!! Let's get this show started.... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Wednesday 11.17.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast
November 18, 2021 00:19 - 1 hour - 94.7 MBJulia just interviewed one of the biggest celebrities in the world but we can't tell you who. *Lazlo takes a minute to make fun of Slimfast for saying he likes Coldplay. *Researches say they've figured out what the greatest all-around song of all time is. You think they got it right? *Doomscrolling! Q Shamon got sentenced today. Instagram would like you to take a few pictures of your face from a few different angles and send those straight to Zuckerberg. Pfizer booster and Pfizer pills for e...
Is it normal to send money to your partner's ex in prison?
November 18, 2021 00:10 - 22 minutes - 20.7 MBHour 4 - I'm sure you have questions...so do we. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Who thinks Lazlo is the drunk uncle this Thanksgiving?
November 17, 2021 23:14 - 31 minutes - 28.5 MBHour 3 - There are things that Millennials actually really like about Gen Z and we all know the family drama can get crazy during the holidays. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Remember "The Dirty Toilets"?
November 17, 2021 22:13 - 28 minutes - 25.7 MBHour 2 - Here's everything we discussed during Doom Scrolling in one place! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A German Shepard bought Madonna's house....
November 17, 2021 22:08 - 12 minutes - 11.8 MB...that's not a joke. It actually happened! Slimfast has the whole story for you in the second part of Doom Scrolling! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ready to learn something from Slimfast?
November 17, 2021 21:47 - 11 minutes - 11 MBTime to do some Doom Scrolling!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The best song ever written is....
November 17, 2021 21:45 - 21 minutes - 19.9 MBHour 1 - There are a lot of great songs but someone did a study to determine which one is the BEST. Do you think the guys agree? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Welcome to the bar!
November 17, 2021 20:39 - 3 minutes - 3.64 MBJulia had a big day yesterday and we can't talk about it. How nervous do you think she is right now? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tuesday 11.16.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast
November 17, 2021 00:34 - 1 hour - 87.6 MBJeriney missed out on another opportunity for us to get rich! We also learn that Lazlo doesn't know what wasabi is and that he doesn't trust Slimfast when he tries to tell him stuff. *How do you flirt with a shy guy? Out favorite shy guys gives you some pointers. *Doomscrolling! Biden sits down for a virtual summit with Winnie the Pooh in an effort to avoid nuclear war. It's time to regulate Stablecoin, whatever the hell that is. Gas prices are so high that even Shaq Math can't save us. Anot...
How long does it take Elon Musk to earn your salary?
November 17, 2021 00:26 - 21 minutes - 19.9 MBHour 4 - Slimfast tells us the signs that you were wealthy growing up, we learn about a horrible thing called "hogging" and find out how long it takes Elon Musk to earn our yearly salary. Full podcast up soon! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What would you do if you found out Slimfast had folder of your pics?
November 16, 2021 23:12 - 23 minutes - 21.4 MBHour 3 - What is something that you did at work that should have gotten you fired? Lazlo's involved a phone. Jeriney's involved Lazlo's office... Full podcast will be available at the end of the show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
All the news you need in one place!
November 16, 2021 22:19 - 30 minutes - 28.2 MBHour 2 - This is ALL of the Doom Scrolling that you didn't know you needed. Full podcast coming up at the end of the show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Let's do a little more Doom Scrolling!
November 16, 2021 22:09 - 13 minutes - 12.3 MBReally all you need to know from this is that they are bringing back ECTO COOLER!!!! Full podcast available at the end of the showl See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What does Julia think of China and US relations?
November 16, 2021 21:51 - 11 minutes - 10.2 MBThings get real during the first part of Doom Scrolling with Slimfast! Full podcast available at the end of the show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
How do you flirt with a shy guy?
November 16, 2021 21:21 - 19 minutes - 18.2 MBHour 1 - Do you think our guys really know if a girl is flirting with them? We discuss Julia's love of sushi and golden hands to the moon! Full podcast at the end of the show See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It's Tuesday with Lazlo!
November 16, 2021 21:07 - 6 minutes - 6.01 MBThat can mean so many different things! On a scale of 1 - 10 do you think that Lazlo will buy a Lambo? Full podcast available at the end of the show See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Monday 11.15.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast
November 16, 2021 00:25 - 1 hour - 87.1 MBThe future is here! According to our research, George Jetson will be born next August. That means, if you have sex around the holidays this year, you could be George Jetson's parent! It also means we should be living in the sky and bossing around our robot maids very soon. *26% of adults say they deserve to be on Santa's naughty list this year. Also, most of us think we give ourselves the best gifts. *Do you get anxious when you look in the mirror? How about when you wake up in a buried coff...
Girls vs. Boys
November 16, 2021 00:12 - 16 minutes - 15 MBHour 4 - For some reason, a botox commercial makes Slimfast cry and when it comes to this bit of advice from Lazlo, the girls are not happy. Full podcast up soon! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
You can't just pee on people.
November 15, 2021 23:58 - 28 minutes - 26 MBHour 3 - Our good friend Nick Wright calls in to recap the weekend of football. We also talk about the lead singer of Brass Against peeing on people. Full podcast coming up soon. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.