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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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Church of Lazlo Podcasts
 
 
 

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Episodes

Cool or Cringe

January 28, 2022 00:12 - 14 minutes - 12.8 MB

Are these celebrities cool or cringe?

Writing Credits

January 28, 2022 00:11 - 16 minutes - 14.8 MB

We discuss Taylor Swift vs Damon Albarn and song writing credits

The Driver

January 28, 2022 00:10 - 5 minutes - 4.6 MB

Is Slimfast only here because he drove Lazlo around

Lazlo's Dream Pt 2

January 27, 2022 21:49 - 4 minutes - 4.24 MB

Lazlo's Dream Pt 1

January 27, 2022 21:49 - 11 minutes - 10.7 MB

Lazlo found himself in a weird scenario last night that seemed like a dream

Wednesday 01.26.22 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

January 26, 2022 23:48 - 1 hour - 70 MB

The Viagra Condom

January 26, 2022 23:15 - 6 minutes - 5.6 MB

Title kinda says it all

Lying

January 26, 2022 22:58 - 12 minutes - 11.8 MB

How to tell when guys are lying

Tom Brady & Julia's Fashion Secrets

January 26, 2022 22:57 - 10 minutes - 9.42 MB

The guys talk about Tom Brady....again. And Julia gives her fashion advice

Tuesday 01.25.22 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

January 26, 2022 00:19 - 1 hour - 92.6 MB

What would happen if you sprayed two cans of Axe body spray directly on your nipples? A guy in the UK just found out. *There's a new docuseries on A&E about the Playboy Mansion. We haven't watched it yet but we can only assume that nothing interesting or controversial ever happened there. *Doomscrolling! What a stupid son of a bitch. Pfizer is already testing a new Omicron booster for people who haven't been vaccinated. Tom Brady says he hasn't decided whether or not to return next year. A te...

To Pop Bottles, or Not To Pop?

January 25, 2022 23:55 - 15 minutes - 14 MB

Chiefs Quarterback Patrick Mahomes' fiance is in trouble for spraying champagne on some fans after huge win

Reboots

January 25, 2022 23:52 - 10 minutes - 9.51 MB

The gang discusses the new reboot of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and other reboots

2000's Bands

January 25, 2022 23:43 - 3 minutes - 2.93 MB

The best bands of the early 2000's

The Playboy Mansion

January 25, 2022 22:59 - 12 minutes - 11 MB

A new documentary questions what really went down at the Playboy mansion

Neil Young vs Rogan

January 25, 2022 21:49 - 7 minutes - 7.16 MB

Neil Young gave Spotify an ultimatum: Him or Joe Rogan

Nipples & Crack Pipes

January 25, 2022 21:48 - 9 minutes - 8.28 MB

Nipples may fall and paraphernalia

Monday, 01.24.22 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

January 25, 2022 02:03 - 1 hour - 79.5 MB

Yo! Everyone have a good weekend? If you're currently residing in the United States, there's a pretty good chance you watched a little football this weekend. If not, you can't fast forward a couple of minutes. *A woman didn't know she won a $3 million lottery prize because the notification ended up in her email's junk folder. *Speaking of checking junk folders and going through your mail, what are some other things about adulthood that no warned you about? *Doomscrolling! A first-year junior ...

Experiences

January 25, 2022 01:56 - 7 minutes - 7.02 MB

Experiences that every adult should have

Teaching Kids

January 25, 2022 01:52 - 11 minutes - 10.4 MB

Things they should really teach kids in school

Mr. Cooper

January 24, 2022 22:01 - 5 minutes - 4.77 MB

Slimfast freaked out because of his mortgage or something

Friday 01.21.22 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

January 22, 2022 00:26 - 1 hour - 82.4 MB

Happy Friday! Meat Loaf died. *M&M's have announced that they are going to make the green m&m a little less sexy, the orange one less anxious, and the red one less cruel. *Doomscrolling! January 6th, Peloton stock prices, and dead celebs. *Let's go over a few things everyone should do before hooking up with someone off tinder. *You can buy a girl flowers to say you're sorry, to say you love her, or to let other people know you love her. Is their an equivalent gift for guys? *Let's make Lazlo ...

Doomscrolling Full

January 22, 2022 00:23 - 31 minutes - 29 MB

All the news you need in about 30 minutes

What To Get Guys

January 22, 2022 00:21 - 8 minutes - 7.98 MB

Slim tells the ladies what guys really want. Lazlo has thoughts.

Things To Know For Tinder

January 22, 2022 00:20 - 20 minutes - 18.5 MB

6 things that everyone should ask before hooking up with someone from Tidner

Doomscrolling Pt 2

January 22, 2022 00:19 - 20 minutes - 18.3 MB

The rest of the news for the day

Doomscrolling Pt 1

January 22, 2022 00:18 - 11 minutes - 10.7 MB

Slim does his best to get us caught up on the news

M&M's

January 21, 2022 23:40 - 11 minutes - 10.8 MB

Society is imploding because M&M's are doing a redesign to be more inclusive

The Day The Music Died

January 21, 2022 22:09 - 11 minutes - 10.3 MB

The gang discusses the death of Meatloaf 

Thursday 01.20.22 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

January 21, 2022 01:06 - 1 hour - 80 MB

Would you trade feeling good for being rich? Can you be rich and not feel good? *Julia says her boyfriend admitted to something today. Something bad enough that Julia no longer feels bad for staining the seats in his car with her hair dye. *Doomscrolling! States with low vaccinates rates are running out of room in the ICU. A Florida woman survives a bear attack and she says it wasn't a fun experience. The FBI has a stark warning for Americans today. The Supreme Court just threw Trump under th...

Money or Drugs, 70's Rock, Josh's Revenge, and Basketball

January 20, 2022 22:11 - 18 minutes - 17.1 MB

Would you give up drugs/booze for money, the guys rock out, Julia's boyfriend accidentally gets even, and Lazlo and Slim relive their glory days 

Josh's Accident

January 20, 2022 22:07 - 5 minutes - 5.15 MB

Julia's boyfriend Josh gets even for the hair dye on his seat

Wednesday 01.19.22 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

January 20, 2022 00:20 - 1 hour - 75.3 MB

If you're an average or below average-looking guy, what can you do to be more attractive? Lose some weight? Gain some muscle? Make more money? Get hair plugs? Sure, that stuff probably works but you could also just put on a mask. It's scientifically proven to make average dudes more attractive. *If you're single, don't be sad. Embrace the hot new trend! Solo Living! *Doomscrolling!! 5G vs Airlines. Russia vs Ukraine. Snapchat vs Parents. Britney vs Jamie Lynn. *The Gen X Museum is coming! Laz...

Gen X Museum & Show Ideas

January 20, 2022 00:16 - 25 minutes - 23.5 MB

A Gen X Museum is opening in Springfield and Snowcone's family sends us some ideas for the show

Full Doomscrolling

January 19, 2022 23:51 - 31 minutes - 28.4 MB

Slimfast catches us up on all the news we will ever need. Ever.

The Solo Movement

January 19, 2022 23:36 - 11 minutes - 10.8 MB

A new movement sweeping the nation. Lazlo wants in.

MGK + Megan Fox

January 19, 2022 23:31 - 4 minutes - 3.93 MB

More details about just how weird this couple is

Are Masks Attractive?

January 19, 2022 22:13 - 7 minutes - 6.64 MB

A new study asks whether masks make you more or less attractive? And Lazlo of course brings up Ben Affleck somehow

Tuesday 01.18.22 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

January 19, 2022 01:09 - 1 hour - 78.2 MB

Good lord. It's only been two weeks and Snowcone is already texting Julia late at night while she's in bed. Time for an intervention and a lesson on manners. *Doomscrolling! Best Korea is testing missiles. Your student loans might get paid off. Omicron might finally be on the decline! It's time to start buying up real estate in the Metaverse. *Nick Wright is on the show and we're talking playoffs! *A woman tells other women how not to annoy men. *Julia has a question about dongs that she's be...

Annoying Habits

January 19, 2022 00:50 - 14 minutes - 13.1 MB

A woman wrote a list of annoying habits that women do to men. So don't get mad at us.

Nick Wright from FS1 calls in

January 19, 2022 00:34 - 12 minutes - 11.8 MB

Our friend from First Things First on FS1, Nick Wright calls in to talk about all the playoff football over the weekend 

Death By Sushi

January 18, 2022 23:50 - 7 minutes - 6.66 MB

A woman apparently ate so much sushi that she ended up in the ER. We discuss why that will likely happen to us

Snowcone Texted Julia?

January 18, 2022 23:48 - 6 minutes - 5.86 MB

Snowcone texted Julia at midnight. What was so important that it couldn't wait?

Thursday 01.13.22 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

January 14, 2022 00:15 - 1 hour - 73.4 MB

Yo! Where the hell are Julia and Spencer? Slimfast is trying to get to the bottom of it now. *MGK and Megan Fox got engagaed. Unrelated, let's talk about celbrities we've lost respect for. *Doomscrolling! Biden on Omicron! Kroger employees walked out. Is this helicopter crash ironic? Boris the Party Animal Johnson is under fire. Bob Saget is so beloved! What can we do to reach that status? *Julia has a secret story about Chris Martin from Coldplay. *We discover that Julia turned down a once-i...

Doomscrolling

January 13, 2022 23:47 - 28 minutes - 26.5 MB

MGK, Lost Respect, and Next Door

January 13, 2022 23:37 - 29 minutes - 26.6 MB

Wednesday 01.12.22 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

January 13, 2022 00:18 - 1 hour - 75.5 MB

Yo! You like dumb promotioms? Lay's has got an NFL deal for you! *Uh oh!! Lazlo found the Banana bottle. *Do you pay money to avoid inconvenience? We are shocked at the cheapness of some Americans. *Doomscrolling! You know the deal, Omicron,. Fauci, the usual. *Boy oh boy, do we have a story you. We've been holding on to this Snowconwe secret for way too long!!! *Britney's sister did an interview today and everyone is talking about it. Julia gets us up to speed. Tonights podcast includes Detr...

Jaime Lynn and Paraphimosis

January 12, 2022 23:42 - 31 minutes - 29.3 MB

Homegrown Chips, Bananas, and Minor Inconveniences

January 12, 2022 21:34 - 20 minutes - 18.3 MB

Tuesday 01.11.22 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

January 12, 2022 00:52 - 1 hour - 86.3 MB

Yo! I'm super excited about today's show! We've got some great stuff to discuss. Our favorite love-advice columnist has a new "article" about where to kiss guys! *But first, let's talk about the most boring movies of the last 15 years and why we think the internet is wrong about some of these picks. *Doomscrolling! Man oh man, people really loved Bob Saget. A man successfully received a pig's heart and he's been living with it for 4 days! (I call dibs on the pig's liver) Your Omicron booster ...

Phone Habits and Neighbors

January 12, 2022 00:14 - 22 minutes - 20.7 MB

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