Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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Wanna Have A Catch? 4.2.22
April 02, 2022 22:22 - 20 minutes - 18.5 MBLazlo and his son Gyro sit down again to discuss opening day, some of their favorite payers this year, and what fictional manager Gyro would choose to manage his team.
Thursday, 03.31.22
March 31, 2022 23:13 - 1 hour - 60.8 MBYo!!! Guess who's coming to town? Someone is about to spend some quality time with their mother. *Cadillacs, bathroom carpet, and other things that used to scream "money" but have lost some luster over the years. *Doomscrolling!! A new article about Bruce Willis suggest people on set have been worried about him for years. Biden is sick and tired of people thanking him for high gas prices. Facebook might have been behind a lot of the negative press surrounding tik tok. Who's thirsty? I've got ...
Wait, They're Friends?
March 31, 2022 22:59 - 8 minutes - 8.09 MBDid you know Taylor Hawkins and John Stamos were good friends? Weird right? It got us thinking about other odd celebrity friend pairings
High Class
March 31, 2022 22:54 - 12 minutes - 11.1 MBWhat are some things that used to be considered high class that aren't anymore? And Slimfast proves once again just how weird he really is.
Wednesday, 03.30.22
March 30, 2022 22:40 - 1 hour - 76.9 MBIt took over a year but someone has finally sent some Julia hate-mail. *Stuff Millennials Love! I'm sure they like lots of things but tweeting about stuff they love seems to be near the top of their lists. *Doomscrolling!! Bruce Willis is stepping away from acting while Lazlo and Slimfast are googling Aphasia. Jim Carey thinks Chris Rock should sue Will Smith for $200 million. Will's mom says her son is an angel. Jetpacks For Doctors is the coolest business idea you'll hear this week. How far...
Millennial Likes
March 30, 2022 21:08 - 12 minutes - 11.1 MBTwitter (and everyone) sure does love talking about things millennials like/hate. Well there's a new list and we discuss. Anything you can think of left off the list?
Favorite Child
March 30, 2022 21:06 - 7 minutes - 6.68 MBDo you have a favorite child? Come on, stop lying. You know you do. Everyone knows. Its ok! Some kids are just slightly better than others.
Ja Rule Bath
March 30, 2022 21:05 - 7 minutes - 7.1 MBJulia walks us through the bath routine called the Ja Rule Bath that is sweeping the nation by storm
Tuesday, 03.29.22
March 29, 2022 23:22 - 1 hour - 66.5 MBAre you ready to be entertained? You've come to the right place. We've got laughs by the bucket and it won't cost you a dime. *You're a grown adult. Why are you scared of going into the basement? Why isn't Slimfast's doctor scared of seeing Slim naked? *Doomscrolling!! Radioactive zombie Russian soldiers are now a thing. Will Smith apologized for acting like a lunatic on tv. THERE ARE NO LITTER BOXES IN SCHOOL BATHROOMS!! The truckers are giving up. Stop cheating at Wordle. *A woman shares ad...
Hot Dadness
March 29, 2022 22:39 - 3 minutes - 3.21 MBThe results for Lazlo's first round in Hot Dadness are in. Also, for the love of god if you're reading this, vote for me tomorrow. I cant lose in the first round
What Not To Text
March 29, 2022 22:33 - 10 minutes - 9.29 MBSlimfast found a list of things you shouldn't text guy and they're pretty funny. You got any recommendations or personal horror stories?
Doom Scrollng Full
March 29, 2022 22:32 - 24 minutes - 22.1 MBAll of the news you will ever need in one place
Doom Scrollng Pt 2
March 29, 2022 22:32 - 12 minutes - 11.5 MBSlimfast finishes getting us caught up on the news
Doom Scrollng Pt 1
March 29, 2022 22:14 - 11 minutes - 10.6 MBSlimfast gets us caught up on the news
Adult Fears
March 29, 2022 22:13 - 11 minutes - 10.5 MBWhat are fears you have now as an adult that you didn't have as a child? We discuss some of the most common ones. What's yours?
Pickle Moments
March 29, 2022 22:10 - 7 minutes - 6.92 MBA pickle moment is when you finally learn that pickles are cucumbers. Slimfast found a list of the most common ones and we discuss.
Monday, 03.28.22
March 28, 2022 23:18 - 1 hour - 74.9 MBWelcome back! Hope your weekend was half as fun as Julia's. She spent the weekend touring strip clubs in Atlanta. *We gotta talk about the Will Smith slap. Is this real life? The whole thing felt totally unhinged and unreal. *Doomscrolling!! Looks like some of us are about to have booster-envy. Why are Peacocks walking with their heads so high? Have you heard all the audio from the Oscar slap? How did Will Smith not get escorted out of the building? Taylor Hawkins of the Foo Fighters passed a...
Outdated Expectations of Women
March 28, 2022 23:07 - 11 minutes - 10.3 MBSlimfast found a list of outdated expectations that society has for women. Do any of them ring true? Or are the ones that the list missed?
Will & Jada
March 28, 2022 23:06 - 10 minutes - 9.82 MBThere's a lot we didn't know about Will and Jada Smith before today and it's...sort of bizarre
The Slap
March 28, 2022 20:37 - 12 minutes - 11.1 MBThe slap heard around the world. Last night at The Oscars, Will Smith walked on stage and slapped Chris Rock over a joke at his wife's expense
Julia's Trip
March 28, 2022 20:31 - 7 minutes - 6.82 MBJulia took a weekend trip to Atlanta this weekend and things did not start off on a good note
Friday, 03.25.22
March 25, 2022 23:00 - 1 hour - 65 MBYo! What the hell is going on with middle schoolers? Lazlo's son's school has turned into the Thunderdome. Did we fight this much when we were 14? *Gather 'round the fire kids, Uncle Lolaz is about to tell us a story about crackheads. *Doomscrolling!! Clarence Thomas is home from the hospital. The Denver Broncos need to put out a few fires before their season starts. A California man hates going to the dentist so much, he decided to play guitar about it. A teenager on vacation in Orlando died...
Don't Send Nudes
March 25, 2022 22:15 - 10 minutes - 9.55 MBReasons why you should never send nudes. And spoiler, they're all wrong.
Ignoring Symptoms
March 25, 2022 22:14 - 11 minutes - 10.5 MBSlimfast came up with a list of symptoms were probably ignoring. And he decided to tell us about it on a Friday. This guy
Story Time
March 25, 2022 21:13 - 4 minutes - 3.97 MBIt's Friday which means it's Story Time with Uncle Lotzi! Today's selection: that time Lazlo was almost killed at a crack house
School Fights
March 25, 2022 21:09 - 10 minutes - 9.41 MBLazlo's son Gyro said there have been 12 fights at his school this week and that is shocking to us. Does that seem normal? It doesn't, right?
Thursday, 03.24.2022
March 24, 2022 23:06 - 1 hour - 74.7 MBSlimfast is running the board today so wish us all luck! *Never put any of your thoughts in writing. You don't want to end up like the guy at Applebee's. *Julia is entering Lazlo into a hot dad contest. Lazlo tries to start a contest for hot girls with no kids. *What movie did Bruce Wayne go to see with his parents on that fateful evening? *Doomscrolling!! The airlines are sick of masks too. The state dept says they've contacted Britney Griner. A man used a chip implanted on his brain to requ...
Wednesday, 03.23.22 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast
March 23, 2022 23:53 - 1 hour - 78.4 MBAre Lazlo's diamond-handed dreams about to come true? *What is bisexual hair and why does Julia have it? The return of the mullet for men! *When you were a kid, did you ever have an adult call you an idiot and tell you that you'd never amount to crap? If so, thank a teacher. *Doomscrolling!! More nuclear threats from Russia. Police are looking for a missing teen in Nevada. Starbucks is trying to save the planet. How much prison time would you have to be facing in the U.S. to cause you to seek...
Teacher Freakout
March 23, 2022 21:13 - 13 minutes - 12.6 MBAudio has been released of a high school teacher freaking out on his students. What would you say/do if he said this to your kid?
Bisexual Hair
March 23, 2022 21:10 - 6 minutes - 6.19 MBWhich one of us found out that we have bisexual hair? Hint: it's the girl. Also, what are all the different pride flags?
Band Shirts
March 23, 2022 21:07 - 9 minutes - 8.5 MBAt what age is it inappropriate to wear a band shirt to work? Does your job make a difference? Please god tell me it does
Tuesday, 03.22.22 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast
March 22, 2022 22:59 - 1 hour - 64.8 MBPoor Julia's been in meetings with the bosses all day. I'm sure there are worse things at work than constructive criticism but I can't think of anything at the moment. *A burglar breaks into your home in the middle of the night. You have the ability to lock the perp in and start playing loud music to startle them. What song do you choose? *Doomscrolling!! We still don't know for certain who was driving the flying Tesla. Grub Hub is being accused of hiding fees and ripping people off. Amanda B...
Kids These Days
March 22, 2022 22:48 - 11 minutes - 10.7 MBThe top skills that old people claim young people lack
Karen Momemts
March 22, 2022 22:45 - 12 minutes - 11.5 MBTed Cruz, also known as Cancun Karen, freaked out on airport employees and it got us wondering if we had have had a similar Karen moment. We owned up to ours. Now it's your turn. What did you ever act like a Karen?
Intruder Songs
March 22, 2022 21:35 - 6 minutes - 5.58 MBHere's the scenario: You're in your bedroom at home and you hear someone break into your house. You have an app for home security that shuts and locks your bedroom door so you're safe, locks every other door in the house, and plays one song throughout the house at full volume. What song are you choosing?
Monday, 03.21.22 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast
March 22, 2022 00:12 - 1 hour - 69.7 MBWe all remember our first and we were all terrible. Some things never change. *Why is Julia sending her personal assistant down the hall to take pictures of men without their permission? *"So, why are you still single?" and other questions you should always ask on a first date. *Doomscrolling!! Is Russia a bully? Is the dude from Stained a genius? Can I eat roadkill legally in my state? Learn the answers to these questions and more. *I don't mean to swing my privilege around in everyone's fac...
The McDonalds Diss
March 22, 2022 00:07 - 5 minutes - 4.87 MBRapper Pusha T apparently is upset that he wasn't paid enough for his role in creating the 'I'm Lovin It' tagline for McDonalds. So what's a man to do? Well...he teamed up with Arby's and made a McDonalds diss track. Yes, seriously.
Free Gas!
March 22, 2022 00:01 - 11 minutes - 10.8 MBA few states are offering a tax free gas holiday and people are losing their minds. How long would you wait in line for tax free gas? Lazlo says it ain't long
Questions you shouldn't ask on a first date
March 21, 2022 23:08 - 10 minutes - 9.84 MBThe show plays the Heardle of the day, and it's a tough one. Slimfast's brother asked a woman on a date, so Slim found a list of questions you absolutely should never ask on a first date and shares them with the show. Any we didn't mention or any personal horror stories?
First Time On Radio
March 21, 2022 23:06 - 8 minutes - 8.07 MBLazlo and his son Gyro did a baseball podcast over the weekend. Since it was Gyros first time on the radio, it got everyone thinking about their first time on the radio.
Wanna Have A Catch?
March 21, 2022 00:48 - 19 minutes - 18.2 MBLazlo and his Gyro sit down to discuss all things baseball. How did Gyro go from hating baseball to becoming obsessed with it? They talk about Gyro's first at bat and how he almost got hurt shortly after, who won and lost during off season signings, and Gyro makes a compelling case for why it's all about the hall of fame.
Thursday, 03.17.22 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast
March 18, 2022 00:26 - 1 hour - 69.7 MBHappy St Patrick's Day! It's times like this when we miss broadcasting live from gas stations while handing out free keychains and pop. I guess we're no longer wanted anywhere. *First Snowcone with the late-night texts. Now, Slimfast is calling Julia after work? Is it time for Julia to hit the block button? *Who was the edgiest kid in school? It's all about fingerless gloves and sticking safety pins in your hands. *Doomscrolling!! Lindsey Graham is cold-blooded. Chris Cuomo is going down swin...
Secretly Hate
March 18, 2022 00:19 - 14 minutes - 13.4 MBWhat do you secretly hate about your partner? Nothing? Come on, stop lying. We wont tell! We discuss the most common answers given.
The Most Edgy
March 17, 2022 21:40 - 13 minutes - 12.6 MBWhich person on the show was the most edgy in high school? Slimfast has a list of questions to help us find out. Any of this sound familiar? How edgy were you?
The Phone Call
March 17, 2022 21:36 - 5 minutes - 5.42 MBSlimfast called Julia on the phone last night and it got a little awkward
The Church of Lazlo Live on Location!
March 17, 2022 21:03 - 6 minutes - 5.67 MBLazlo and Slimfast reminisce about all the times they were live on location and how much they miss it
Wednesday, 03.16.22 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast
March 17, 2022 00:10 - 1 hour - 77.8 MBYo! How's everybody doing? Do anything fun last night? Feeling good today? If not, try listening to this labor-of-love podcast. *Lazlo's kids have a seriously demanding sports schedule yet Lazlo never misses a minute of any game or practice. Did your parents come to your games? My parents tried to come to my bowling league nights but I told them not to because I didn't want them to know I bowled. *How much would you pay to see a concert? Perhaps the better question is, what's the most you hav...
Ticket Prices
March 16, 2022 23:07 - 13 minutes - 12.7 MBSlimfast went to a concert last night and was surprised at how much tickets cost. It got us wondering, what show would you pay top dollar for?
Kids Sports
March 16, 2022 22:42 - 4 minutes - 4.57 MBLazlo's son Gyro got his upcoming baseball schedule and being a parent to that kid sounds exhausting
Tuesday, 03.15.22 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast
March 15, 2022 23:10 - 1 hour - 76.9 MBWhy are Snowcone and Slimfast watching sitcoms together at night in their own homes? What else are they watching? *Everyone you've ever "thought about" while you were alone. Do you know what I'm getting at? Now imagine all those people are suddenly in a room with you. What happens next? *Scott Hall died after suffering three heart attacks. We discover that he was Lazlo's muse. "Hey yo.." *Domscrolling! The war rages on in Ukraine and the United States wants China to stay out of it. That grif...