Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Elon Buys Twitter

Elon Musk has officially bought twitter. What could that mean for the social media giant going forward?

Friday, 04.22.22

It's Friday! I hope you're feeling half as good as Lazlo is today! Lazlo's got a bone to pick with Julia about this whole Dad contest. *Why did Slimfast walk to work today? *Billy Murray caused the production of his new movie to get shut down over allegations that he behaved inappropriately. *Doomscrolling!! Mike Tyson is in trouble and we feel bad for him. The Jonny Depp trial has certainly been interesting this week. Snoop Dogg says he gets paid $250K for one verse on someone else's song an...

Nathan Lane Update

In case you forgot, Lazlo's mom is still in town

Bill Murray

Bill Murray is under investigation for inappropriate behavior on a movie set that stopped production

Slim's Car

Slimfast is not having a good day

Hot Dad Contest

Julia's hot dad contest is coming to a close and Lazlo has made the final round, but he's got a problem

Thursday, 04.21.22

Yo! One of my favorite things to discuss is leaked celebrity riders. If you got really famous, like KE$HA famous, what would you put on your rider? *Survival tips so bad they'll get you killed. I've spent infinitely more time reading about survival tips than actually doing anything adventurous outside. *Doomscrolling! More from the Johnny Depp trial! Plus, plenty of weed and meth talk. *A man exposed himself outside of a hair salon for 40 minutes and the cops never came to arrest him. *What's...

Bryan - Guys Texts

Our favorite relationship expert is back and this time he has tips ladies can use to tell if a guy is into them based on his texts

Work Secrets

Do you have any secrets that people don't know about where you work or what industry you work in? Here are some of the top answers

Terrible Survival Tips

Remember all those survival tips you were taught growing up? Yeah well most of them were wrong.

Riders

Unusual artist riders are making the rounds again and Lazlo does his best to help us understand some of the strange requests 

Wednesday, 04.20.22

Happy 420! Does anyone remember what we talked about today?

Translating Guys

Last week we played a game where Julia had to translate what guys actually meant when they said something. Today, we finish that game

The Death Party

A few years ago, a man broke his wife out of a nursing home and threw her a meth fueled death party. That got us thinking, what would your death party consist of?

Who's High

Well it's that time of the year again and we are playing a little game: Who's high?

Tuesday, 04.19.22

Stop telling kids that drugs won't make them feel good. Be honest with them and tell them they'll feel great until they feel worse. You could also remind them that they don't want to grow up to be Lazlo and Slim. *What is "classic rock" and do bands like Green Day and Weezer qualify? *What is something you really want but definitely don't need? Lazlo wants a jumbotron for his house and Slim is still looking for a Sharper Image Roswell-alien from the 90s. *Doomscrolling!! Peacock and chill? Wh...

Born Rich

Which celebrities do you think are self made and which ones were born with a silver spoon?

Secrets

What are some things that all guys/girls secretly do, but won't admit?

Want But Don't Need

What are things you want but don't need and vice versa? Here are the most common answers for adults

Crack and Classic Rock

Nothing like a good conversation about smoking crack and classic rock to start the show

Monday, 04.18.22

We're here! I apologize for our recent absence. Everyone freaks out and sends you home if you try and come to work sick these days. Plus, Slim needed some time off because he wanted to chase down some Marketplace deals that were a little too good to be true. *How old is too old to be on your parents' cell phone plan? How old is too old to do a backflip into the pool? How old is too old to sleep in a racecar bed? 40. The answer is always 40. *Doomscrolling!! Russia isn't happy about the loss o...

Assholes

Who is the asshole in your life?

Certain Age

What are the ages you need to give up or stop doing certain things? Slimfast found a list 

Slim Ruins a Family

Welcome back! How was everyone's weekend? Slimfast spent his breaking apart a family

Wednesday, 04.13.22

Lazlo's not feeling 100% today but there's something other than allergies bothering him. He can't seem to get away from cigarette moochers. *Are the ads on Instagram better than the actual posts from the people you follow? Yes. *Oh boy. Julia has some information that is going to rock this program to its core. Did Snowcone betray Lazlo? *Doomscrolling!! What's in a word like genocide? The suspect in the NY attack yesterday has been arrested. Inflation is too damn high. Why did a pizza deliver...

The Betrayal

Judas Iscariot, Benedict Arnold, The Rosenbergs, Fredo, and Snowcone

Instagram Ads

Those damn targeted ads will get you everytime 

Bumming Smokes

There's nothing worse than someone claiming they're trying to quit smoking but constantly bumming smokes from other people. Any guesses on who from the show might've done this? Its Snowcone of course

Tuesday, 04.12.22

Yo! We're trying to do a show today but it's difficult when Slimfast is glued to the Johnny Depp trial. He literally brought a tablet to work, just to live stream Court TV. *Is the Great Wall of China the only man-made thing visible from space? No. Let's take a moment to go through a few other debunked myths. *Doomscrolling!! Terrorist attack in Ney York but the details were still coming in during the show. Can Biden and Big-Corn help ease the pain at the pump? Etsy vendors are going on strik...

Common Myths

Here are the most common myths believed by people in America. Any we left off the list?

Johnny Depp Trial

Slimfast cannot stop watching the Johnny Depp trial. He also can't stop talking about it

Monday, 04.11.22

Happy Birthday! Is it your birthday? Then that made a lot of sense. If not, continue on to the description. *Is Lazlo's kid destined to be a baseball hall of famer? Bennifer 2.0 just got a whole lot cooler! *Ever had sex? Ever experienced an awkward moment in the bedroom? Perhaps you were breaking the unspoken rules of sex. Why are they unspoken? Let's speak about them right now! *Doomscrolling! Britney's having a baby! Lazlo thinks she'll be a great mom. Biden cracks down on ghost guns. Dway...

First time at a guys house

Here is a list of what to do and what not to do when visiting a guys house for the first time

Unspoken Rules for Sex

A list of the unspoken and unwritten rules of sex. Are there any we missed that you think should be added?

Bennifer 2.0

Lazlo's son is really good at baseball and Bennifer 2.0 is engaged!

Friday, 04.08.22

Yo! It's Friday and everyone is feeling good! Lazlo doesn't have the boys this weekend but he does have his mother. Can they learn to coexist? *Rumor has it that someone is going to rehab. Is it Lazlo? Slimfast? Will Smith? *A listener has been dating someone new. He really likes her but he noticed some older pictures on her Instagram that intrigued him. What's in those pictures? Lazlo and a magic shower! *Doomscrolling!!! We have a new justice! Pelosi is kissing with COVID. Will Smith is ban...

Jack White Calls In

Jack White calls into the show to talk some music, baseball, and...bacon flavored popcorn?

The Crush

One of our listeners has a crush on someone that Lazlo may or may not know...well. He's not sure how to handle it

Going To Rehab

Will Smith might have checked into rehab according to some sources

Open

We open todays show with the ongoing saga of Lazlo's mom being in town and her taking the kids to dinner

Wednesday, 04.06.22

Happy Birthday, Lazlo! Slimfast got you "loads" of stuff to celebrate! *Another family is claiming their Ring camera was talking to their toddler. What was it saying? "You want ice cream?" Not creepy at all. *Doomscrolling!! Did you tweet something that didn't go over well? Just change it. The US is teaming up with the UK and Australia to build hypersonic weapons. MLB introduces new tech for players. An Ohio man has been surviving on nothing beer and multivitamins for over 30 days. *It's Wedn...

Tuesday, 04.05.22

Marriage Advice

Married couples share their do's and dont's for a successful marriage 

Movie Houses

One time Lazlo rented out the house from Field of Dreams and it got us thinking, what would be the best house from a movie to rent out? Whats yours?

Baseball Movies

What are the best baseball movies of all time?

Shut Up Snowcone

Lazlo likes to make Snowcone drink with him and then likes to say that Snowcone talks too much, but unfortunately for him I write these descriptions and hes a filthy liar

Monday, 04.04.22

Hi. Sorry, I'm awkward at hellos and goodbyes. I guess I'm awkward in between too but I'll try my best. At least I've never slapped someone on tv. That sort of thing will cost you some jobs. If you don't believe me, just ask Will Smith. *It has begun. Lazlo's mother is in town. She's staying with him! In his house! For a MONTH! We're currently on day 3. Let's catch up with Lazlo and see how things are going. *Doomscrolling!! Biden doubles down on the war criminal thing. Some kids in Pennsylva...

Fired Teachers

What was the scandal or incident at your school that got a teacher fired?

Adulting Sucks

A list of things that suck about being adult. God, that list could honestly go on forever. What are your top things?

Mama Lotzi

Mama Lotzi is in town to visit Lazlo for a month and is already making some changes