Monday, 04.11.22

Happy Birthday! Is it your birthday? Then that made a lot of sense. If not, continue on to the description. *Is Lazlo's kid destined to be a baseball hall of famer? Bennifer 2.0 just got a whole lot cooler! *Ever had sex? Ever experienced an awkward moment in the bedroom? Perhaps you were breaking the unspoken rules of sex. Why are they unspoken? Let's speak about them right now! *Doomscrolling! Britney's having a baby! Lazlo thinks she'll be a great mom. Biden cracks down on ghost guns. Dwayne Haskins was killed over the weekend in a tragic accident. A stripper was fired for lying about being the cousin of the Orlando theme park victim. *If you're going to his house for the first time, here are some things you should do to prepare. *We take the petty test to figure out which of us is the biggest Karen.*No more talk about ***** 's mom. Lazlo once again tries to convince us that our mothers all acted like porn stars when they were young. *Have a great day! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @churchoflazlo and join our subreddit r/churchoflazlo See you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!