Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Wednesday, 08.03.22

Our Man Nick Wright

Nick Wright from First Things First on FS1, and CoL superfan calls into the show

A Segment About Amanda Bynes

That's it

Anniversary Shows

While we don't have contracts yet, the company announced 2 shows celebrating our 20th anniversary

Julia Catches Snowcone Naked In The Studio

Why was Snowcone naked in the studio? Who knows, but Julia unfortunately found out the hard way

Tuesday, 08.02.22

Julia is back! It's been too long but we're happy to see her again! We have two more days living that Contract Life and we're going to enjoy every minute of it! Speaking of which, we have nothing new to report but we'll keep you posted. Shoutout to the mayor of Kansas City Missouri for showing some concerns about our employment on his official Twitter last night. *How many writers does it take to write a terrible song and how many tweets does it take to apologize to Beyonce? *Doomscrolling!!...

Texting Your Boss

At one point is it too late to text your boss? And should you ever text your boss?

The Church of Lazlo: Toxic & Problematic

Turns out some people don't like us. But is it someone we work with?

Beyonce Strikes Back

Dianne Warren had some choice words for Beyonce and her songwriters

Welcome Back Julia

Julia's back and she recaps Lollapalooza for us

Monday, 08.01.22

If anyone else said this, you wouldn't believe a word. The fact that it's coming from us probably makes it not only believable but in some ways expected. Remember on Friday when we said it was our last day under contract? Well, Slimfast went home that night and looked at his actual contract. Turns out we are under contract until Thursday. So here we are!! *The Johnny vs Amber trial should be ancient history by now but it's not. We don't make the news, we just discuss it. The lesson of this J...

Biting Your Tongue

Is it better to be brutally honest or bite your tongue?

Amber and Johnny

New documents from the Amber Heard v Johnny Depp trial have come out and shed some light on their relationship

The Show Goes On

Well our key cards still work so we're here. But turns out our contracts are not up...yet

Friday, 07.29.22

Winning The Lottery

So what do you do if you win? We've got answers

Private Jets

Private Jets. Hot or not?

Thursday, 07.28.22

Wednesday, 07.27.22

Today's the day. You've been tweeting, sending DM's, and posting on our subreddit. Everyone has the same question, "How did Lazlo's dinner go last night?". Well, today you'll get the answer. -Everybody Wang Chung 

Tuesday, 07.26.22

Elon's Affair

Elon Musk is accused of ruining the cofounder of Googles marriage. There's not much to like about that guy, is there?

What Are The Odds

Raising Canes bought a lottery ticket for every employee and it goes us thinking about odds

New Glasses

We were off yesterday and Lazlo tells us why

Friday, 07.22.22

We all know that every boy band has a token bad boy but not every boy band has a truly good man. More importantly, which group was JC Chasez in? *A couple of days ago, we received a text from a woman who caught her husband sexting. She said they'd been married for fifteen years and that they have a very healthy sex life. Lazlo gave the best advice he could, based on the limited amount of information we were given. It's time for an update because she has texted again and given us all the impo...

Sleeping With Kids...Wait, Not Like That

Alicia Silverstone cosleeps with her 11-year-old. Weird or not weird?

Sexting Update

We got an update from our listener from Tuesday's Sexting segment

Boy Band Guys

Think you know members of boy bands? Think again

Thursday, 07.21.22

Wednesday, 07.20.22

Happy Moon Landing anniversary! Or was that hoax? Lazlo and his roundtable of wizards will decide. *We've already given our pitch for American Treasure status which provides social and financial safeguards to former child stars. Now we've gotta figure something out for heroes. This guy in Indiana who ran into a burning house and saved a bunch of people should be set for life. The only question is, should we make him rich or just give him enough to survive? *When is it okay to push little kid...

Baseball Douche

A video of a man trying to get a baseball signed has the entire league hating him

Incentivizing Heroism

A story about a hero rescuing kids from a fire has us discussing incentivizing heroism

Arnold, Wizards, and Moon

A whole bunch of topics in this open

Tuesday, 07.19.22

Yo!! Our vacation is over and our key cards still work! Lazlo went to Houston, Slimfast sat on his couch, Snowcone drank White Claws, and Julia worked all week. *Imagine if Twitter was around in the early 2000's. Buzzfeed compiled the top events that would have dominated Twitter and most of them involved Britney Spears. *Lazlo needs a minute to make sure he understands this 'Secret Service text message' scandal. *Doomscrolling!! Bennifer 2.0 are married!!! More updates on Uvalde and the Indi...

Womens Complaints

The top complaints from women. Lazlo of course is a huge fan

Early 00's Twitter

What major event's in the early 2000's would cause Twitter to explode?

And We're Back

We are all back from vacation and we've missed you so

Best Of: (2016) - Nuclear War

Slimfast freaks out about nuclear war. A tale as old as time.

Best Of: (2017) - Staying Sane with Soren Bowie

For those who aren't familiar, Soren Bowie was the editor of Cracked.com and would call in to the show once a week to discuss articles from the site. He became a good friend of the show and is now a writer for American Dad. In this segment, the guys discuss an article about staying sane in a culture of outrage.

Best Of: (2016) - Dirty Talk

What women really want in the bedroom

Best Of: (2018) - Radio Questions

The most common questions we get as employees of a radio station

Best Of: (2019) - Why You're Depressed

Best Of: (2017) - The Gas Crisis

We're on vacation this week and Monday of next week, so I figured I'd post some Best Of segments in lieu of the podcast. Thanks for listening and have a great week! -Snowcone

Friday, 07.08.22

Slimfast Mathews5:27 PM (1 hour ago)to meIf you're listening to this podcast right now, there's a good chance that you're wearing some of Lazlo's old clothing, driving his old moped, driving his old car, or living in his old house. *After we remind Lazlo that Doja Cat is a pop star and not a cryptocurrency, we get him up to speed with the latest pop culture debate. *Doomscrolling!! The former prime minister of Japan was assassinated, Biden is trying to project reproductive rights, and news a...

Doja Cat

Lazlo's favorite crypto is down

Leave The Keys

The most Lazlo shit ever

Thursday, 07.07.22

Thursday, 07.07.22 CoL Podcast

Wednesday, 07.06.22

Yo! Hope you're having a great week! We're just sitting here doing a show while we wait for our bosses to either tell us to go home or give us contracts to stick around. Lazlo's got some great stories today. I can't believe I've never heard about this stuff. *The news is depressing as always. Gas is expensive and Tucker Carlson is saying mean crap again. *A girl on Tik Tok exposes a secret about body scents that will drive guys crazy. *The internet claims to have great advice on how to be st...

Street Smarts

Are you street smart? Lazlo's got some good advice

Nicest Celebrities

Who are the nicest celebrities? Well, as luck would have it, Slimfast has a list!

Voulnteer Firefighters

A news story about volunteer firefighters gets Lazlo heated. On fire even