Tuesday, 07.19.22

Yo!! Our vacation is over and our key cards still work! Lazlo went to Houston, Slimfast sat on his couch, Snowcone drank White Claws, and Julia worked all week. *Imagine if Twitter was around in the early 2000's. Buzzfeed compiled the top events that would have dominated Twitter and most of them involved Britney Spears. *Lazlo needs a minute to make sure he understands this 'Secret Service text message' scandal. *Doomscrolling!! Bennifer 2.0 are married!!! More updates on Uvalde and the Indiana mall shooting. If Tom Brady was in Britney Griner's position, would he be home already? Netflix is celebrating the loss of 1 million subscribers. Europe is on fire. *A marriage counselor on Tik Tok shared the most common complaint she hears from wives and Lazlo wants to use this opportunity to listen and learn. *Do you know the login info for your ex's bank account? How about their Facebook? *What is proper airplane etiquette? Are we allowed to take off our shoes and socks while we listen to Christian music on our Bluetooth speaker? *Thanks for listening! Please follow us on Twitter and Instagram @churchoflazlo and join our subreddit www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo  Have and great day!  -Everybody Wang Chung!!