Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Tuesday, 11.01.22

Are people actually upset about Billie Eilish and her boyfriend or are we taking the bait? I mean, they're both young right? I don't want to live in a world where 31 isn't young because it's significantly older than I am and my mom says I'm still a young man. *Why do people get so worked up about cheating in baseball? *Put on some deodorant and quit the pity party, gentleman. *Doomscrolling!! Takeoff from Migos was killed in a Halloween night shooting. If Elon wins this week's $1 billion Pow...

What Is The Ultimate Woman Repellent

Cheating In Baseball

Billie and Her Boyfriend

Monday, 10.31.22

Toxic and Problematic, 10.29.22

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Friday, 10.28.22

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Thursday, 10.27.22

Spencer swears he's not still mad about yesterday but he'd also prefer to stop talking about it. Lazlo has an amazing idea! Kanye and Britney should join forces! Imagine the possibilities! *Taylor Swift trims the fat and sends it over to Disney+. *The best and worst parenting advice you're bound to hear when you're a new parent. *Doomscrolling!! Another day, another abortion. Several people were injured on a train ride at an amusement park in Missouri. The Powerball jackpot is big enough to ...

Parenting Advice

The best and the worst

Taylor Swift Drops The F Word. Outrage In The Streets

Should Britney Date Kanye?

Wednesday, 10.26.22

Have you seen The Watcher on Netflix yet? I don't have the patience for all these long series but I want to be up on my pop culture. This is where Lazlo comes in. *Today, Lazlo has a parenting question for you. *Doomscrolling!! There's a crazy stat about this year's World Series. Even if you're not a baseball or sports fan, this is shocking. Could magic mushrooms help you kick your smoking habit? Kids who play (a lot of) video games have better impulse control and memories. *You're pretty wh...

The Parent Teacher Conference

Lazlo accidentally signed up for a parent teacher conference and he's unsure about whether he's supposed to go or not 

Is Lazlo The Watcher or The Watchee?

Lazlo watched The Watcher on Netflix and it recalled an old story of the time he got a letter in the mail

Tuesday, 10.25.22

Don't oversleep unless you want to miss the school bus again. You know the school bus. That metal tube of bullying hell where everyone lives by prison rules and there's almost zero adult supervision. *A few years back, Lazlo went to Florida and almost left his leg behind at a minute clinic. Turns out, he was luckier than we thought. *Doomscrolling!! Brittney Griner's appeal has been rejected by the Russian courts. A Sacramento teacher is in trouble for hiding a teen at her house for two year...

Basic Facts That Everyone Should Know

2+2=4, don't put out a grease fire with water, Rilo Kiley is the most underrated band of all time, ya know the basics

Hurricane Ian Volunteer Dies

One time Lazlo (a man from Michigan) got an infection in his leg while on vacation in Florida and almost lost his leg. Basically the exact same thing happened to a volunteer after hurricane Ian, but unfortunately he died

Prison Rules on The Bus

Our morning routines and what happens on the bus

Monday, 10.24.22

How about those Chieeeefs!? If you're not a Chiefs fan, you'll have to excuse our excitement but we only discuss for a few minutes. *Two men show up at school to pick up their daughter. The only problem is that they're trying to pick up the same girl and neither man has ever seen the other until now. Chaos ensues. *Speaking of two dads, what was the premise for that My Two Dads show in the '80s? Did they ever figure out which one was her dad? And why was the custody judge constantly checking...

Does Your Son Have Two Dads?

A guy went to pick up his son, but there was another guy already there claiming to be the real dad

Toxic and Problematic, 10.22.22

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Friday, 10.21.22

It's Friday! So a little bit of best of, a little bit of new stuff, and today an entire Headlines segment featuring Elton John psychic from when Headlines were about an hour long. Hope you enjoy! Don't forget, new Toxic and Problematic tomorrow at 10a.

Thursday, 10.20.22

Lazlo is back and he's got beef with Slimfast about aliens and Unsolved Mysteries. *We want to see if we can get a text from all 50 states. Text us anytime day or night, tell us your state, and Snowcone will check area codes to make sure they originate from that state. I think we're already halfway there! *Thanks to our subreddit www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo Slimfast has a news story about horny ghosts. Lazlo hates ghosts but he loves horny. How will he react? *Doomscrolling!! Some Texas p...

The Father, Son, and Horny Ghost

A woman in Texas claims there's a horny ghost haunting her house

Unsolved Mysteries Recap

What did Lazlo actually think about that episode

Tuesday, 10.18.22

Kanye has been running his mouth again and this time it might get him sued. Snowcone is here to defend him, as always. *Over half of us are still friends with at least one ex. Why? *I guarantee our parents' generation wasn't hanging out with their exes. We discuss a few more things our parents got right. *Doomscrolling!! Man fights bear, Lazlo gets excited. Women might be getting cancer from straightening their hair too often. People are taking diabetes medication to lose weight. A Texas wom...

Things Your Parents Generation (Think They) Got Right

Are You Friends With Your Ex?

What The Hell Is Going On With Kanye?

Plus Slimfast has big news

Monday, 10.17.22

We all know that The Chiefs lost on Sunday. What we want to know is whether or not Nick sent Snowcone $200. *Snowcone needs Lazlo's advice about how to handle a very delicate situation involving fatherhood. *Doomscrolling!! Class of Nuke 'Em Elementary. The Cookie Wars of 2022. NATO is prepping for the end of the world. We learn about Van Gogh and his impact on current warming trends. *Seth Green says Bill Murray treated him like trash. *"We didn't land on the moon" and other things stupid p...

Snowcone Needs Some Dad Advice

Whelp That Was A Tough Loss

It's Monday and we're coping with the Chiefs loss to the Bills

Toxic and Problematic with Slim and Lazlo, 10.15.22

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Friday, 10.14.22

Thursday, 10.13.22

Wednesday, 10.12.22

You watching anything good? Lazlo is obsessed with The Patient. Slimfast is obsessed with falling asleep while the sun's still up. *We're gonna teach you how to be a good guest when you're at someone else's house. We're not saying you can't go through the medicine cabinet but you should at least bring a bottle of wine first. *Doomscrolling! Cops shooting teens for eating McDonald's, incels trying to kill college girls, and Alex Jones going broke. *Do you hide your browsing history from someo...

Rudest Things To Do In Someone's House

I <3 Hot Youth Pastors

A youth pastor is in trouble for passing out stickers saying "I <3 Hot Youth Pastors." Probably a bit weird, right?

Tuesday, 10.11.22

I apologize if you're not a sports fan but we've got to talk a little football. The Chiefs game last night was a nail-biter but that's not the only reason it's in the news today. People are upset by something Troy Aikman said during the broadcast and the cameraman who got pushed to the ground by Davante Adams has filed a police report. *How many dumb people do you think you encounter on a daily basis? Your estimate is way too low. Here are five rules to follow if you want to survive in this ...

5 Rules To Survive In A World Full of Stupid People

A Couple of People Are In Trouble For Their Actions at The Game Last Night

Monday, 10.10.22

Slimfast is going to the Chiefs game tonight so he had to leave a little early. So a little bit of new stuff, a little bit of best of. See you here tomorrow? Same place, same time?

Doom Scrolling

Prime Day is Tomorrow

A Study on Fast Food

Friday, 10.07.22

Toxic and Problematic with Slim and Lazlo, 10.08.22

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Thursday, 10.06.22

Songs About Serial Killers

Serial Killers Favorite Bands