Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Dressing Up As Dahmer For Halloween. Yea or Nay?

Alexa, Shut The Hell Up

Wednesday, 10.05.22

Let's decorate for fall! Men, stop being a statistic and start buying some pretty fall decorations for your place. *Fans are sick and tired of having to adjust their TVs just to see what the hell is happening in House of the Dragon. Snowcone didn't notice because he memorizes the episodes before they air. *The youths are throwing around a lot of new dating terms that we don't understand. *Doomscrolling!! Aaron Judge breaks a record but he did actually break the record. Your college acceptanc...

Aaron Judge Breaks Record...Or Did He?

New Dating Terms

The Guys Put Up Fall Decorations

Tuesday, 10.04.22

Is It Cheating?

The Legned of Morganna

Gyro and Chacho Hate Music Class

Monday, 10.03.22

It's Monday and that means we need to go around the table and see if anyone got rich watching sports this weekend. *The hot new parenting trend is something called "sittervising". What is it? I'm not totally sure. I think it's when your kids go play and you aren't constantly up their ass. *How do non-Americans spot Americans in other countries? There are several ways and I'm not apologizing for any of them because I'm American! *Doomscrolling!! One of the doctors who helped evaluate Tua Tago...

Nick Wright

Our buddy Nick Wright from First Things First on FS1 to celebrate his birthday and he wont shut up about it

How To Spot An American

Or why we are so fucking awesome

A New Parenting Trend Sweeping The Nation

Its called letting your kid(s) play

Toxic and Problematic with Slimfast and Lazlo, 10.01.22

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Friday, 09.20.22

That Time That Julia Interviewed Hanson and Slim Kept Interrupting

The Hyper-Sexter

I like it all, baby

What Is Going On With This Olivia Wilde Movie?

Seems like there's new drama about it everyday

Thursday, 09.29.22

The flute and a flautist. No, it's not a posthumously released Mark Twain novel. People are seriously worked up about a flute. *Millennials and Gen X-ers lost an icon last night. RIP Coolio. shorturl.at/asX08 *Women want men to know about some of the difficulties they face every day. This is a time to listen and learn. Lazlo, please behave. *Lazlo refuses to pay Slimfast rent. Are their retirement plans falling apart? *Did you get made fun of for your car in high school? Did you have a bully...

Things That Men Will Never Understand About Women

Coolio Dead at 59

Lizzo Desecrates American Values and Ideals...By Playing A Flute

Yes you read that right

Wednesday, 09.28.22

Remember, if you think a question is worth asking during a meeting, it's probably not. Similarly, you will never have two questions worth asking. *It's National Drink Beer Day. Here are some suspicious facts Slim found online about beer and why it's always a good decision. *When you hear that a celebrity has started an OnlyFans, you have to check it out. Even if it's Rachel Dolezal and you're not willing to pay, you'll still spend some time trying to find those leaked pics on Twitter. I self...

Rachel Dolezal Nudes Leaked

Remember her? The white chick who identifies as black. Yeah she's got an Only Fans now

National Drink Beer Day

We celebrate appropriately 

Morning Meeting With Top Brass

We had a meeting this morning with some of the corporate higher ups and somehow we all made it (mostly) on time

Tuesday, 09.27.22

Who doesn't love a good Tuesday? The weekend cobwebs have been knocked off and you find your rhythm. *A new survey found that adults have made an average of four "major wrong decisions" throughout life. That number seems awfully low. *What's your favorite thing to flush down the toilet that you know you're not supposed to? This article says we're flushing too many things that we shouldn't but I'm afraid someone will see that old condom in a trash can. *Doomscrolling!! A look back on Lazlo's ...

Walking Aaron Judge

Was it wrong of the Toronto Blue Jays to walk Aaron Judge? His mom seemed to think so

Monday, 09.26.22

Yo! It's Monday and that means we've got a lot to discuss today. Our reality must have flipped upside down recently because Slim watched a baseball documentary on Netflix that Lazlo hasn't seen! This gets us thinking, who's the local sports legend in your town and does seniority impact your rankings? *Everyone loves Pumpkin Spice but what does your home state seem to love putting Pumpkin Spice in more than the others? (We didn't discuss this on the air but it also got me thinking about Pumpk...

Sleeping With A Married Woman

Do Not Flush These Things Down The Toilet

How Many Bad Decisions Have You Made In Life?

Dog Poops In Mouth

Pumpkin Spice Everything

Who Is KC's Ultimate Sports Legend To You?

Toxic and Problematic with Slimfast and Lazlo, 09.24.22

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Friday, 09.23.22

Thursday, 09.22.22

Who won big money? Lazlo won big money!! Tune in for Lazlo's pick of the week! *STD's are on the rise. Why? No one knows but you should go get checked out. *Who doesn't love a little friendly fraud? Why would you buy a brand new suit to only wear once? *Doomscrolling!! If you live in Illinois and you've noticed your neighbors have been spending a lot of money lately, you should try to befriend them. Putin thinks it would be agreeable for you to join the Russian military and fight the West. I...

Wednesday, 09.21.22

Least Attractive Hobbies For Men According To Women

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Oh You Like This Band? Name 4 Songs

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Happiest and Unhappiest States

Tuesday, 09.20.22

Nick Wright With His Drew Lock of The Week

Restaurants 9/11 Themed Menu Sparks Outrage

A Massive Pop Stars Secret Alternative Album

And other unreleased albums

Radio Host Goes On Brutal Tirade of Cohost

A radio host in St Louis freaks out on his cohost

Monday, 09.19.22

I love Mondays! I'm sorry, I know that many of you don't share my passion but I can't think of a better feeling in the world than showing up to work on Monday, my key card working, and everyone looking at me like I'm supposed to be here. *Did you win your bets this weekend? Me neither! *What's the dumbest cheating excuse you've ever heard from a guy? Next time he should try the old, "It was my birthday!" *Doomscrolling!! How long would you wait in line to see a famous dead person? Long hard ...

Nick Wright Unlocked

Our buddy Nick Wright from First Things First on FS1 calls in to try and explain what the term 'lock' actually means in betting parlance