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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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Worst Excuses For Cheating

September 19, 2022 21:37 - 11 minutes - 10.2 MB

Slimfast gives a list of his excuses that haven't worked out for him

NFL Stadium Prices

September 19, 2022 21:35 - 10 minutes - 10.1 MB

Welcome back. The guys recap their weekend of betting and which stadiums will accept your first born for a beer

Toxic and Problematic with Slim and Lazlo

September 17, 2022 15:00 - 42 minutes - 38.6 MB

Yo! Welcome to the very first Toxic and Problematic with Slim and Lazlo. Here we cover things we wish we would've or could've talked about on the regular show, but for one reason or another, we weren't able to. We fancy ourselves on equal footing with Radiohead, so if you liked what you heard and want to help us get that bread, fam, click here! It would go a long way in helping Slim cover his ass on that Binky Baker bet he just lost. Thanks!

Friday, 09.16.22

September 16, 2022 23:26 - 1 hour - 87 MB

Yo! It's Friday and we're hanging out and reminiscing about segments from the past. Don't forget tomorrow is the very first Toxic and Problematic with Slim and Lazlo. Maybe you're not used to checking the podcast on the weekends, but that's about to change. Set your alarms for 10a tomorrow!

Thursday, 09.15.22

September 15, 2022 22:47 - 1 hour - 82.2 MB

The saga of Slimfast: Gambling Addict continues yet again, Britney took a break from typing with emojis to talk shit on her old rival, how to win in a fight you stupid bitch/dick, doom scrolling, the content creators of tomorrow call in and share their secrets with us, and Nick Wright calls in because he's concerned about Slimfast gambling. Yes, you read that right- NICK WRIGHT is concerned about it. For all things show related or to check out some of our new shirts, click here!

How To (Win A) Fight

September 15, 2022 21:42 - 12 minutes - 11.2 MB

Listen to this segment you stupid dick

Britney Drags Christina. Yass Kween, Slay

September 15, 2022 21:41 - 10 minutes - 9.46 MB

18 rose emoji's, 3 roller skate emojis, 26 diamond ring emojis, 1 flag of Azerbaijan emoji

Wednesday, 09.14.22

September 15, 2022 01:54 - 1 hour - 70.5 MB

Is Slimfast a sports gambling degenerate or genius?  I guess we'll know by the end of the podcast. *Have you written a novel? Visited all the continents of the world? Well, you better get moving because you've got a lot of things to do before you turn 40. *Doomscrolling!! The Queen is dead but that hasn't stopped her from visiting all the must-see spots in London this week. Lindsey Graham wants to ban abortions nationally. F**k Lindsey Graham. Somebody really hates virtual reality. The FBI g...

Find Hot, Single, Ohio Dad's In Your Area

September 15, 2022 00:20 - 8 minutes - 7.87 MB

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Details On Our New Podcast and Some Entitled Cop

September 15, 2022 00:17 - 13 minutes - 12.1 MB

40 Things You Should Do Before Turning 40

September 14, 2022 22:27 - 13 minutes - 12.5 MB

The Ongoing Saga of Slimfast: Gambling Addict

September 14, 2022 22:26 - 5 minutes - 5 MB

Tuesday, 09.13.22

September 13, 2022 22:53 - 1 hour - 74.9 MB

Oh, the places we'll go! Slimfast is officially a degenerate gambler. He's now betting on baseball games and European soccer matches because he can't wait for Thursday Night Football. *Twitter is arguing about American chain restaurants but we mostly stand up for them. Good chance you could find all of us at Olive Garden or Chili's tonight. *Doomscrolling!! The Emmys were last night. I'm sure you watched the broadcast but here's a quick recap anyway. The Broncos lost which means we're all a ...

Our Old Buddy Nick Wright

September 13, 2022 21:47 - 10 minutes - 9.23 MB

Most Hated Chain Restaurants

September 13, 2022 20:46 - 13 minutes - 12.4 MB

Cannot believe Slim kept his cool during this segment

Okay It's Gotten Out Of Hand

September 13, 2022 20:42 - 8 minutes - 8.09 MB

Slim needs help

Monday, 09.12.22

September 12, 2022 23:42 - 1 hour - 74 MB

Lazlo's team is getting better every day. We just have to get the defense to start listening to their coach. *Football started this weekend! Did your team win? Snowcone and Slimfast got to watch their Chiefs dominate in their season opener. Lazlo learned that his team might have more problems than expected. Did you at least win some money? Slimfast accidentally won $40! Unfortunately, Lazlo lost enough to buy a pretty sweet used motorcycle. *Things that need to end because it's 2022 and we'r...

Slimfast Becomes A Gambling Addict

September 12, 2022 22:44 - 8 minutes - 7.71 MB

Socially Acceptable Things That Need To Just Go Away

September 12, 2022 21:15 - 14 minutes - 13.6 MB

NFL Week 1 Recap

September 12, 2022 21:14 - 10 minutes - 10 MB

Friday, 09.09.22

September 09, 2022 23:34 - 1 hour - 81.1 MB

Big Sus got a flat tire on the way to work but he made it here just in time! *There's a mascot trying to get into our studio. "Snowcone! Barricade the door!" *It's Lazlo's favorite time of the year! The dictionary is adding all of his hip slang words. *Doomscrolling! Despite Elton John"s best efforts, the queen is still dead. I guess we're supposed to discuss it for fifteen minutes. *The missing hiker was found dead in California. Elon is worried about WW3. *What is your biggest regret about...

The Queen Is Dead and So Is Punk Rock

September 09, 2022 22:12 - 7 minutes - 6.54 MB

Long live The Clash

Hot Piece of Ass

September 09, 2022 22:12 - 12 minutes - 11.9 MB

Can you still say that?

Avoiding KC Wolf

September 09, 2022 22:06 - 13 minutes - 12.2 MB

KC Wolf and Chiefs Cheerleaders are walking around the building because it's the first red friday and our sister station carries The Chiefs games. We're trying to avoid having to talk to any of them

Thursday, 09.08.22

September 08, 2022 22:50 - 1 hour - 65.2 MB

The Queen is dead. There's a news station in our building and a guy who works there walked around the entire building, stepped into every office, stopped every passerby in the hallway, and even went into the MENS ROOM to tell everyone that the queen had died. I guess he doesn't know that we all have the internet on our phones. Snowcone and I decided to let him have his moment and thanked him for sharing the "news". *Football is here! Are you betting on the games? I downloaded an app and I'm ...

The Guys Signed Contracts!

September 08, 2022 22:39 - 14 minutes - 13.7 MB

Football Is Back

September 08, 2022 20:52 - 12 minutes - 11.9 MB

The Queen Is Dead

September 08, 2022 20:52 - 12 minutes - 11.8 MB

Wednesday, 09.07.22

September 07, 2022 23:41 - 1 hour - 72.2 MB

We're here but we're distracted. Nick got us a new tv for the studio so that we can watch his show while we're on the air. *Five drugs in two minutes. It's a challenge that no one should attempt but someone did and it's on our subreddit. Now we're trying to figure out why Lazlo was using so many poppers in the 80s. *Why are all the girls tennis shoes at the store platforms? And why does Lazlo suddenly sound like a teenage twitch star? *Doomscorlling!! Bannon, roller coasters, top secret docu...

Nick Wright From Third Things Third

September 07, 2022 21:46 - 9 minutes - 8.96 MB

Will These Fashion Trends Be Around In 20 Years

September 07, 2022 21:41 - 10 minutes - 9.94 MB

And Lazlo goes full Gen Z

What The Hell Are Poppers

September 07, 2022 21:39 - 8 minutes - 7.45 MB

Seriously, what the fuck are they?

Our New TV

September 07, 2022 21:38 - 6 minutes - 6.26 MB

We finally got the new TV that Nick sent us set up

Tuesday, 09.06.22

September 06, 2022 23:55 - 1 hour - 85.2 MB

It's Tuesday and we're back, baby! Did you watch any football this weekend? Did you see Lazlo's kid's team get their asses handed to them? A lot of people are saying they have a coaching problem. Dave Grohl introduced Taylor Hawkins's son onstage in London over the weekend. His name is Shane and he's 16 years old. He played My Hero with the band and I'm not crying, you're crying! *What was the most embarrassing moment you ever had in school? Did it involve puking? Pooping? Getting called a b...

A Very Special Surprise Guest

September 06, 2022 23:41 - 15 minutes - 14 MB

An old friend calls in to wish the guys a happy 20th anniversary

Most Embarrassing Moments In School

September 06, 2022 23:37 - 13 minutes - 12.1 MB

Chachos First Game

September 06, 2022 23:36 - 8 minutes - 8.25 MB

Chacho had his first game of football over the weekend and whoo boy

Thursday, 09.01.22

September 01, 2022 23:21 - 1 hour - 78.3 MB

Boy do we have a show for you today

Wednesday, 08.31.22

September 01, 2022 00:15 - 1 hour - 90.6 MB

When you were a kid, you either showed your parents your grade card with pride or you were on a list of struggling students who had to get their grade card signed by their parents. If your dad was on the radio, you may have had a slightly different experience. *Reminder: You do not have to be a sports fan to watch the Netflix sports documentaries. *Why are we fighting about vacuuming? I'll tell you why! You've got the damn thing on "hard floor" mode while you're using it on the damn carpet!!...

The Top Reasons For Fights In Relationships

August 31, 2022 21:02 - 13 minutes - 12.8 MB

Thoughts On That Manti Te'o Doc

August 31, 2022 20:59 - 12 minutes - 11.1 MB

Get Those Grades Up, Gyro

August 31, 2022 20:57 - 9 minutes - 8.91 MB

Apparently now you can just see your kids grades at all times. Fuck that

Yesterdays Last Segment

August 31, 2022 19:04 - 3 minutes - 3.13 MB

Sorry about that

Tuesday, 08.30.22

August 31, 2022 00:06 - 1 hour - 73.5 MB

Oops…copy and pasted wrong email. We did not in fact talk about merch all day. Enjoy. 

If You Like This Comedian, We're Judging You

August 30, 2022 21:16 - 12 minutes - 11.2 MB

Emegency Funds

August 30, 2022 21:14 - 12 minutes - 11.2 MB

Do you have enough money to cover an emergency? That's ok, most Americans don't either

Monday, 08.29.22

August 29, 2022 22:51 - 1 hour - 82.4 MB

Yo! It's Monday but there's no rule that says you can't keep drinking and partying like it's Saturday. *Every decision you've ever made in life has led you here to this locked bathroom with no food, no phone, and no one who misses you. *If you don't quit AirDropping naked pictures of yourself, I'm gonna turn this plane around and have you written up. *If you want your boss to cover up and downplay serious allegations made against you, you're gonna have to be more important than the punter. *...

The Punter From Buffalo

August 29, 2022 22:07 - 13 minutes - 12 MB

Gambling is about to be legal in KS and Lazlo doesn't know how to go about it. Also, what's going on with that punter from Buffalo

Trapped In The Bathroom

August 29, 2022 20:50 - 8 minutes - 7.47 MB

It's Thrones Season

August 29, 2022 20:50 - 9 minutes - 8.78 MB

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