Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Tuesday, 07.05.22

Welcome back! How was your 4th? Lazlo almost blew up his house in his continued tradition of being bad at fireworks. Lindsay Lohan got married and we are concerned for Lazlo and how he will take the news. Whats the most passive aggressive thing to say? We've got a list of the top 10. Doomscrolling. Why did our big boss pull Snowcone into the hallway? That can't be good. Did you have shitty parents? These traits may point to yes. A video from a prom a few years ago is making the rounds and......

Bad Parents

Did you have bad parents? These traits may point to yes

Passive Aggressive

The top 10 passive aggressive comments

Lindsay Lohan Got Married

Lindsay Lohan got married and we are concerned for Lazlo

Lazlo and Fireworks

Welcome back! Hope you had a great 4th. Lazlo damn near blew up his house

Friday, 07.01.22

We did it! Five-day work week baby! You won't find a group of harder working people in podcasting. You got five quality shows this week and it didn't cost ya a thing! *Slimfast's days of being a dad are already behind him. Now he can get back to smashing and dancing. *Gentleman, if you have these opinions, don't go telling them to women on a first date. *Doomscrolling!! No matter how badly your day is going, just be thankful you're not Britney Griner. Hi! I'm calling because my records indic...

Red Flag Opinions

What are some red glad opinions that men have that can easily scare off women

Daddy Slim

As Landon's visit with Slim and Brooke comes to an end, Slim recounts his time as being a dad

Thursday, 06.30.22

Whelp, the guys missed a couple meetings. And these weren't just any meetings. They were important meetings. Something about a weiner that whistles? Sounds cool. Would you get mad if you saw another dude tickling your wife? Of course you wouldn't, you cuck. Slimfast gets us caught up on the news. Julia gets the honor of a lifetime and won't quit telling everyone about it. Lazlo is thrilled to ride her coattails. Reddit on the other hand, has had enough of Julia and makes it known. That's it....

Wednesday, 06.29.22

Canada

The gang reconts some of their Canadian stories

Streaming Services

If you could only choose one steaming service, what would it be?

On The Radio

Tuesday, 06.28.22

Could we be action stars, plan b and vasectomies, ambien groping pandemic, doom scrolling, we're on in a dollar general, things to not tell your partner

Ambien Groping

Apparently there's a pandemic of ambien groping on airplanes

Plan B & Vasectomies

Plan B and Vasectomies, get em while you can 

Action Stars

Do any of us think we could be action stars? What about contestants on Wipeout or that Ninja Warrior show.

Monday, 06.27.22

Hi there! Welcome back to our silly little show. Did you have a good weekend? Snowcone spent his getting drunk and possibly(?) sleeping at the station. Slimfast is a dad for the week and recounts his experience so far. The most confusing things about men. Slimfast gets us caught up on the news. Whats the biggest fuck up you had as a child? Ben Affleck's son probably has you beat. A new/old nickname for ol Julia makes its debut. A TikTok video of a creepy septuagenarian hitting on two young g...

Creep

A TikTok video of an old creepy dude hitting on young girls. Lazlo and Slim rush to his defense

The PP

What's the biggest fuck up you had as a kid? Was Lazlo a bully? A new/old nick name for ol Julia

Confusing Things About Men

Papa Slimfast

Slimfast is a dad for the week and tells us about his experience so far

Friday, 06.24.22

Yo! How ya feeling? You do anything fun last night? Got big plans for the weekend? *Another day, another article trying to freak us out about our own mortality. I swear we've seen this before but this study apparently came out last week and it says you need to be able to stand on one leg for 10 seconds if you want to be ten years from now. *Who would you rather have a drink with? Vince Vaugh or Vince Neil? Mr. T or Mr. Rogers? Lazlo or Lady Gaga? *Doomscrolling!! This country is f***ing unbe...

Thursday, 06.23.22

Sucking on a chili dog, sucking on a dog, sucking on a chilli dog. Sucking on a chili dog. Sucking on a chili, sucking on a chili dog, a chili dog. Sucking on a chili dog, SUCKING on a CHILI DOG. Sucking on a chili dog, sucking on a dog, sucking on a chilli dog. Sucking on a chili dog. Sucking on a chili, sucking on a chili dog, a chili dog. Sucking on a chili dogSucking on a chili dog, sucking on a dog, sucking on a chilli dog. Sucking on a chili dog. Sucking on a chili, sucking on a chili ...

Old Country Buffet

The age old debate: was the circumstances of lazlos' grandmas death a good or a bad thing

Juneteenth Sign

An insurance broker in Maine put up a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad sign for Juneteenth and are now facing backlash

Justin Timberlake

Justin Timberlake is being dragged online for some terrible dance moves. Julia enacts a JT embargo 

Smoothies

Lazlo brought a smoothie into work and it got us talking

Wednesday, 06.22.22

Let's play a game! Where Hasn't Lazlo Lived? Pittsburgh? Good guess but I'm sorry. Toledo? Ohhh, so close! *Looking to have a conspicuous midlife crisis but you can't afford that brand new Miata? Don't worry, we've got plenty of alternatives for you. *Doomscrolling!! Election workers testify that their lives have been a living hell since election day. Bill Cosby is still alive. Joe Biden is anti-tax. Goodbye Juul and goodbye feel-good cigarettes. *It's Wednesday and we're playing GTK! Today,...

Molly

Someone other than Nick called us...and we answered? Molly had a complaint she wanted to share but Lazlo suspects there's something deeper to it

Cheap Midlife Crisis

What does a cheap midlife crisis look like?

History of Lazlo 101

A brief readers digest version of Lazlo's past

Tuesday, 06.21.22

Lazlo is running late today. He decided to skip out on work to go get a root canal. I guess the summer heat has got him in full party mode because he can't seem to stop doing fun things. *Julia tries to explain a popular meme to Slimfast and does a poor job. *In Lazlo's absence, Julia and Slimfast do the news. We still don't know what happened with the police in Uvalde but we're getting more info every day. The CDC approves COVID vaccines for children under 5. Your upcoming flight has probabl...

First Date Icks

A list of things that aren't really red flags but 'icks' on a first date

Lazlo's Return

Lazlo is back from the dentist!

She's A 10 But

Keep going, bro

Twitter Route Canal

Lazlo decided to play hooky and go get a route canal

Thursday, 06.16.22

Something seems a little off. Why is there tension in this room? Lazlo, tell us what's wrong. Did Snowcone do something to irritate you again? *Lazlo says he's got a story for us about a ranch, a horse, and a plus-size model. We're all ears. *Disney announced a new VIP treatment that even Lazlo thinks is pricey. *Doomscrolling!! A juror from the Amber Heard v Johnny Depp trial spoke to the media and explained why they believed Johnny over Amber. Pet owners want answers after they claim a popu...

Wednesday, 06.15.22

Hey, Sexy! What's that? You're not feeling sexy? You must not be 53. *Imagine you work up the courage to tell your boss all the things you've been wanting to say for years and finally walk away from your job. Now, you're finally going to do the thing you've always wanted to try but always been too scared. What is that thing? You gonna finally write that novel? Learn how to cook for the stars? Maybe you could blog about how you never travel. We'll think of something. *Doomscrolling!! Skynet is...

Amber Heard Speaks

Amber Heard gives her first public interview

Dream Jobs

What's your dream job? Here are the most common answers and what their annual salaries are

Cool 50-Year-Olds

We return to the topic from the other day of things you shouldn't do at a certain age. This time we take on the 50's

Tuesday, 06.14.22

You ever show up to work and discover half of your team is missing? It seems to happen around here a lot. Hopefully, we didn't miss a memo. Whatever the case, half of us are here to get things started and hopefully, everyone else can join us shortly.  *Lizzo has apologized AND changed the lyrics to her song after someone on Twitter expressed hurt feelings. *Warning from police: If you see money on the ground, DO NOT PICK IT UP! *Doomscrolling!! Your Amazon package is on the roof. How to make ...

Monday, 06.13.22

You wouldn't think you'd need to tell your kids not to jump in front of moving vehicles but you need to tell your children not to jump in front of moving vehicles. *Going to Chuck E Cheese by yourself, eating hot fudge sundaes for lunch, wiping boogers on the back of the school bus seat, and other things you should stop doing after 30. *Doomscrolling!! A family is suing Meta for their daughter's Instagram addiction. Authorities in Idaho are keeping their militias well regulated. Congress migh...

Too Old For 30's

A list of things that you shouldn't be doing anymore in your 30's

Angel of Death

Welcome back! How was your weekend? There's a new TikTok challenge called Angel of Death that has already killed 2 teenagers. So that aIn't great

Thursday, 06.09.22

We found a way to get rich! All you need is good car insurance, a sexually transmissible disease, and a friend! *What could you see at someone's house that would turn you off enough to leave? Floor-to-ceiling garbage? Wall-to-wall animal waste? White appliances. *Doomscrolling! Stop trying to kill politicians and judges. A Marine chopper crash killed 5 people. Hackers just stole my Ape NFT again. Why would anyone want to outlaw fake urine? *Lazlo may daydream about knocking off ATM's but a Ho...

Biggest Turn Offs

What would turn you off when visiting your partners home? These are the most common answers

Lottery

What would you do if you won the lottery? Here is a list of the most common responses

Car STD's

A woman got an STD while in her ex-boyfriends car and sued Geigo. And won?