Monday, 06.13.22

You wouldn't think you'd need to tell your kids not to jump in front of moving vehicles but you need to tell your children not to jump in front of moving vehicles. *Going to Chuck E Cheese by yourself, eating hot fudge sundaes for lunch, wiping boogers on the back of the school bus seat, and other things you should stop doing after 30. *Doomscrolling!! A family is suing Meta for their daughter's Instagram addiction. Authorities in Idaho are keeping their militias well regulated. Congress might actually pass some gun laws. Put your trash in me, sexy. *Playing chutes and ladders with your friends at daycare, watching your BluRay copy of Frozen with director commentary, stealing lunch money from kids at school, and other things you should stop doing at 40. *Nick Wright is on the program and he's using some really hurtful ableist language. *A photograph has been released of the three adult females suspected of stealing a kid's Lightning McQueen scooter and Lazlo wants them caught. *Thanks for downloading the podcast! Don't forget to follow us on Instagram and Twitter @churchoflazlo and join our subreddit r/churchoflazlo  -Everybody Wang Chung!!