Tuesday, 06.14.22

You ever show up to work and discover half of your team is missing? It seems to happen around here a lot. Hopefully, we didn't miss a memo. Whatever the case, half of us are here to get things started and hopefully, everyone else can join us shortly.  *Lizzo has apologized AND changed the lyrics to her song after someone on Twitter expressed hurt feelings. *Warning from police: If you see money on the ground, DO NOT PICK IT UP! *Doomscrolling!! Your Amazon package is on the roof. How to make the most of the upcoming recession. It's time to start using Instagram for something practical. Amber Heard has done her first interview since the trial. Jennifer Aniston says influencers ain't s**t. Judges say elephants aren't human, no matter how happy they are. *Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards are the proud parents of an OnlyFans content creator! *Lazlo is getting his Mask movies confused. *Take off your socks, get it over with, and stop annoying your partner in the bedroom. *Are you about to get fired? Let me just submit my answers to this little questionnaire and.......oh boy. *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Please follow us on Twitter and Instagram @churchoflazlo and join our subreddit r/churchoflazlo See you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!