Friday, 06.24.22

Yo! How ya feeling? You do anything fun last night? Got big plans for the weekend? *Another day, another article trying to freak us out about our own mortality. I swear we've seen this before but this study apparently came out last week and it says you need to be able to stand on one leg for 10 seconds if you want to be ten years from now. *Who would you rather have a drink with? Vince Vaugh or Vince Neil? Mr. T or Mr. Rogers? Lazlo or Lady Gaga? *Doomscrolling!! This country is f***ing unbelievable. The White House wants oil companies to increase production. Congress passed some sort of gun legislation while the Supreme Court expanded access to guns. You took the roof off the wrong house! Fix it! *Every guy should at least know how to _____. *You spoke and we listened. For those of you who haven't heard it or just want to hear it again, Lazlo is about to tell the story of his dead cat. *Are you unloveable? Here are the signs. See if there's a single trait that you don't possess. *Have a great weekend! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @churchoflazlo and join our subreddit www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo See you Monday! -Everybody Wang Chung!!