Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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Wednesday, 06.08.22
June 08, 2022 23:29 - 1 hour - 68.3 MBWe're back! We were only gone for a day. Why is everyone wearing Ed Hardy and carrying tiny purses? Does your ass say "Juicy"? *Keeping up with fashion trends is one thing you don't have to worry about as an adult but everything else is on the table. *Doomscrolling! A fired Cincinnati cop who wants you to think he's pure evil is trying to get his job back promising he's just smarter than us. Matthew McConaughy gave an impassioned speech at the White House. A Uvalde teacher describes what was...
BEST OF: Tuesday, 06.07.22
June 07, 2022 23:00 - 51 minutes - 47 MBWe're off today and tomorrow so here is a little best of to hold you over
Monday, 06.06.22
June 06, 2022 23:35 - 1 hour - 84.3 MBIt's Monday and we're downing margaritas and firing off sexts! Let's get this thing started! *Julia is still recovering from her Christmas theme party she had this weekend. How long can you make it if you start drinking at 2pm? For me, not long. *Guys are doing a lot of things that unintentionally scare women. Stop picking girls up, calling them "Baby", and blocking their cars in with your car. Wait..who's doing that? *Doomscrolling! Only ten mass shootings over the weekend. If you love heari...
Scary For Girls
June 06, 2022 21:06 - 12 minutes - 11.3 MBGirls share the top things men do that scare them. Lazlo makes the case that all of the things they list are scary for anyone
Sleep Paralysis
June 06, 2022 21:04 - 9 minutes - 8.77 MBWelcome back! Julia recaps her christmas themed birthday party and why she's afraid Josh is planning to kill her
Thursday, 06.02.22
June 02, 2022 22:48 - 1 hour - 69.1 MBFeeling low? The stress of life got you down? Is work the last place you want to be? Try Slimfast's backpack! Slimfast's backpack has been shown to improve symptoms of depression and apathy. If you're ready to make a change, ask Slimfast about his backpack! *Are you trying to work up the courage to ask her out because she's been throwing crazy signals? Careful! Those might not be signals! *Doomscrolling! Now that the dust is starting to settle, where do we all stand with this Johnny/Amber tri...
Misinterpret Flirts
June 02, 2022 20:53 - 13 minutes - 12.3 MBThe top things that guys misinterpret as flirting
The Magic Backpack
June 02, 2022 20:52 - 8 minutes - 7.93 MBLazlo is stressed today so Dr Feelgood (Slimfast) busts out the ol magic backpack
Wednesday, 06.01.22
June 01, 2022 22:45 - 1 hour - 64.5 MBIt's all about Johnny and Amber right now! The verdict was coming in right as we were going on the air and it's all we talked about until we got to Doomscrolling. *Doomscrolling!! This school shooting story just keeps getting weirder. The investigation into the police response looks like it's going to be interesting. Are you listening to the podcast on a plane? You might want to go check on the pilot and make sure he's awake. Stop stealing catalytic converters!! We end things with a story abo...
The Verdict Is In...Almost
June 01, 2022 21:26 - 7 minutes - 6.74 MBThe jury is back from deliberating in the Depp v Heard case, but apparently they did something wrong and needed to go back
Tuesday, 05.31.22
May 31, 2022 23:00 - 1 hour - 80.5 MBWe assumed Lazlo would come rolling in here today carrying money bags but I guess he's waiting on a blockbuster to do a better than Top Gun. *It's time to learn something new! Schools set benchmarks for kids based on their age but there's no reason adults shouldn't do the same for themselves. Today, we'll share the things we learned in our 30's. *Doomscrolling! There are still way too many unanswered questions about the school shooting in Texas. Meanwhile, Dems are going to try and pass some ...
What Do Guys Want To Hear?
May 31, 2022 22:38 - 12 minutes - 11.5 MBOur friend Bryan is back with another article and this time it's telling ladies what they should say to their man and what they want to hear. Can you think of any Bryan missed?
We Quit!
May 31, 2022 22:33 - 13 minutes - 12.3 MBNah, just kidding we didn't....yet. But a lot of other people have and it's led to some awkward experiences. Slimfast shares one that just happened to him at a pizza place
Learned In Your 30's
May 31, 2022 21:31 - 11 minutes - 11 MBWhat's something you learned or figured out in your 30's?
Movies
May 31, 2022 20:55 - 8 minutes - 7.72 MBWelcome back! We talk about the record breaking box office weekend at the movies
Friday, 05.27.22
May 27, 2022 22:54 - 1 hour - 71.3 MBSnowcone surprised Lazlo with a gift today! Unfortunately, that gift bag did not include cigarettes. *Do you steal from the self-checkout? You're not alone. You might want to be careful though because Walmart is starting to crack down. *Doomscrolling! More updates on the school shooting in Texas. Many Apple employees are about to get a raise. The NRA convention is happening but Lee Greenwood won't be performing. Ellen said goodbye yesterday. Kevin Spacey is in more trouble. The Johnny and Amb...
Thursday, 05.26.22
May 27, 2022 16:08 - 1 hour - 77.5 MBWell, this can't be good. We walked into the studio today and someone has changed all of our phones. They changed our text line number, our request line, and the hotline without telling any of us. Lazlo just checked with our boss(?) but he couldn't help. As a matter of fact, he informs us that the other stations in the building got to keep their phone numbers. They only changed our numbers and they did it to "save money". This can't be good. Oh well, the show must go on (hopefully). *How late...
New Phone Number
May 27, 2022 00:13 - 10 minutes - 9.2 MBWe got new phones and apparently a new phone number. As Lazlo would say, that ain't great
Tuesday, 05.24.22
May 24, 2022 22:57 - 1 hour - 67.2 MBYo! I hope you're ready because Lazlo has another old documentary about old people to recommend! *Before you watch anything though, you need to make sure you get permission from your partner. Depending on the activity, it might be best to actually get that permission in writing. *Let's Doomscroll! We now know more details about the viral video of that fight at the airport. Does monkeypox come from a monkey or a monk? We investigate. Johnny Depp will not take the stand again after all but Kat...
Are They Religious
May 24, 2022 22:40 - 13 minutes - 12 MBA new game where Slimfast gives the rest of the gang a celebrity and they have to guess if they're religious or not
Permission
May 24, 2022 21:33 - 12 minutes - 11.7 MBDo you need to get permission from your significant other? What's that like?
Monday, 05.23.22
May 23, 2022 22:48 - 1 hour - 73.6 MBWe're back! There's nothing better than hearing the sound of that electric lock turning its gears and that little light flashing green after you hold up your keycard for the first time on Monday morning. The second best feeling is probably when you're paying for your stuff with a long line of people behind you and the credit card screen flashes "Approved" even though you'd had your doubts. Anyway, it's good to be here! *Fact: Riding on a tap-dancing horse makes a guy way hotter. In case you d...
Womens Questions For Men
May 23, 2022 20:59 - 11 minutes - 10.5 MBSome personal questions that women have always wanted to ask men. Any that we missed that you've always been curious about?
Invites
May 23, 2022 20:55 - 6 minutes - 6.21 MBDo kids still have to invite every kid in their class to their birthday party? Remember that? That was always so awkward
Are Male Equestrians Attractive?
May 23, 2022 20:51 - 8 minutes - 7.8 MBJulia's friends boyfriend is an equestrian and she thinks it's an attractive quality. The guys couldn't disagree more
Friday, 05.20.22
May 20, 2022 23:00 - 1 hour - 83.4 MBYo! It's Friday and we're kicking things off with a poem. Slimfast wants to get everyone's thoughts on this hot guy who's been hitting on his friend. *Storytime! If you've got a story request, just swing by our subreddit (r/churchoflazlo) and add it to the list. Lazlo was the luckiest guy to ever drive around without a license. *Doomscrolling!! Elon Musk prefers to pay people in horses rather than setting up a Venmo account or driving to the atm. Your future car might be DUI proof. The 911 di...
Ghosting
May 20, 2022 22:13 - 8 minutes - 7.83 MBA major league baseball pitcher ghosted his wife and the guys think he's a genius. Julia is less than thrilled with them.
Storytime
May 20, 2022 21:21 - 9 minutes - 8.28 MBIt's Friday which means it's storytime! Lazlo recalls the time he got into two accidents in one day and why it was actually lucky
Tinder Catfish
May 20, 2022 21:18 - 11 minutes - 10.3 MBBrookes sister met a guy on Tinder and Slimfast is obsessed with him
Thursday, 05.19.22
May 19, 2022 23:17 - 1 hour - 78.2 MBHow much money do you need to be rich? It depends on who you're asking. Young people are much easier to impress than our parents and grandparents. I think I'll know I've made it when I can finally buy a phone directly from Apple instead of meeting a stranger from Facebook in a parking lot somewhere. *A marriage counselor says that women have one specific complaint about their husbands more than every other complaint combined. *Doomscrolling!! Old & Busted = COVID. New Hotness = Monkeypox. Ga...
Hanson
May 19, 2022 21:48 - 6 minutes - 5.94 MBJulia interviewed Hanson today and Slimfast used the opportunity to try and reconnect with his old friend, Zac Hanson. Julia was shall we say less than thrilled.
Complaints From Wives
May 19, 2022 21:26 - 8 minutes - 7.87 MBA marriage counselor on TikTok gave the most common complaints that come from wives. Do you have any that she missed?
How To Be Rich
May 19, 2022 20:12 - 13 minutes - 12.1 MBHow much does it take to be rich? Well it depends on what generation you ask. But once you do get rich, what should you have in your house? We've got the answers for you!
Wednesday, 05.18.22
May 19, 2022 00:44 - 1 hour - 64.2 MBHave you ever wondered why those nude Greek statues have small packages? I haven't either but one woman on Tik Tok seems to think it's probably something we've thought about and she explains why you never see Dirk Diggler on display at the museum. *A lot of people said they would jump at the opportunity to have a clone of themselves and they would put that clone to work immediately. *Doomscrolling!! Amber Heard and Johnny Depp are still stealing all the headlines. A teenager died after being ...
GTK
May 19, 2022 00:39 - 11 minutes - 10.5 MBAnother round of Get To Know us! If you would like to ask us a question, head on over to our subreddit www.reddit,com/r/churchoflazlo
No Number Ones
May 19, 2022 00:37 - 5 minutes - 4.93 MBArtists you would be surprised haven't had a number one song
Greek Dicks
May 18, 2022 21:12 - 8 minutes - 7.57 MBApparently there's a reason all those Greek statues have small dicks
Tuesday, 05.17.22
May 18, 2022 01:43 - 1 hour - 78.1 MBIs Cara Delevingne doing okay? Was she under the influence of something? Also, who is Cara Delevingne? *Moving on. Is Neil Patrick Harris okay? Why is he in trouble for something he did twelve years ago? Why did he have a cake made to look like the corpse of Amy Winehouse? I'm beginning to think that 2011 was a lot longer ago than it sounds. *Accepting the painful realities of life can be difficult but that's just the way it is. Life sucks, get over it. *Doomscrolling!! Congress wants to know...
Winehouse Cake
May 18, 2022 01:40 - 6 minutes - 6.07 MBNeil Patrick Harris is in trouble again for a cake (or meat tray) he had made of Amy Winehouse
What's Going On With Cara Delevingne
May 17, 2022 22:14 - 7 minutes - 7.25 MBCara Delevinge was acting really strange at an awards show and people are speculating she was on drugs. Julia wants to ask some experts on drugs, which everyone else on the show happens to be.
Monday, 05.16.22
May 16, 2022 22:51 - 1 hour - 70.6 MBYo! Julia's back and she's off the wagon! This calls for celebration and hard kombucha! Speaking of booze, it's not cheap at the PGA Championship. *The Great Friendship Decline. People report having fewer and fewer friends and Dad reports having zero. *Doomscrolling- We have to start with the terrible news out of Buffalo this weekend but we try to lighten things up from super depressing to just regular depressing.*Do your kids know how to cuss proficiently? If not, you might want to teach the...
How To Tell If He's Cheating
May 16, 2022 22:48 - 8 minutes - 7.39 MBEveryone's favorite love expert, Bryan, is back with some mind blowing advice on how to tell if he's cheating on you.
Life Coach
May 16, 2022 22:46 - 8 minutes - 7.43 MBA life coach that gives parenting advice says she knows the secret of what kids should do if a stranger tries to take them. AND THE RESULTS WILL SHOCK YOU!
Friends
May 16, 2022 22:38 - 10 minutes - 9.89 MBHow many friends do you have? Like actual friends? A new study says people, especially men, are losing friends rapidly.
Friday, 05.13.22
May 13, 2022 23:29 - 1 hour - 62.5 MBI love Friday the 13th! I haven't been in this good of a mood in months. It's just the guys today. Julia will be back on Monday. *One thing about being on the radio in your hometown is that your mother can hear you. Lazlo swears it doesn't bother him but Slimfast still censors himself in case mommy is listening in the car. *Are married women the best women to date when you're single and middle-aged? *A recent poll of 2000 delivery drivers said that 25% of them have had sex in their van/truck....
Thursday, 05.12.22
May 12, 2022 23:00 - 1 hour - 65.7 MBWhen your boss calls you into the office for a surprise meeting, you fear the worst. The last thing you expect is the handed $5,000. *Our bosses keep accidentally sending Lazlo emails that he's not supposed to see. Sometimes that ends up being a good thing but today it kind of sucked. *Three judges rule that commenting on a man's baldness is sexual harassment. (All three judges suffer from hair loss) *Doomscrolling!! America just hit a grim milestone. Finland says they're done being neutral. ...
Microwave Habits
May 12, 2022 21:39 - 12 minutes - 11.9 MBLet's settle this once and for all: do you have to open the microwave before the beep, or do you not care and let is beep like a psychopath?
Bald See You Next Tuesday
May 12, 2022 20:23 - 6 minutes - 5.65 MBIs calling someone bald sexual harassment? Well over across the pond, they seem to think so and Lazlo agrees. What about you?