Friday, 05.13.22

I love Friday the 13th! I haven't been in this good of a mood in months. It's just the guys today. Julia will be back on Monday. *One thing about being on the radio in your hometown is that your mother can hear you. Lazlo swears it doesn't bother him but Slimfast still censors himself in case mommy is listening in the car. *Are married women the best women to date when you're single and middle-aged? *A recent poll of 2000 delivery drivers said that 25% of them have had sex in their van/truck. I had no idea things like this happened so often in real life. I should leave the house more often. *Doomscrolling!! Crypto crashed. Sorry if you lost money but maybe it's time for idiots like me to start buying something I don't understand. Finland is building bunkers because Russia is already threatening them for joining NATO. Chile and Ireland are gonna send us some baby formula that we desperately need. Is Elon trying to get out of buying Twitter? Rich people are confusing and we don't understand a speck of it. *Nick Wright is on the program! We're allowed to poke fun at Nick but when other people do it we get angry. Nick sent Slim a Rolex and it's already drawing attention. *School is almost out for summer. Do parents really have parties and burn old books and homework? *Women are finally turning the tables and discussing the red flags in men. Will this get Lazlo worked up? You'll just have to listen. *Have a great day! Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @churchoflazlo @lazlothebuzz @slimfast965 @theradiohag @snowcone965 See you monday!   -Everybody Wang Chung!!!