Thursday, 05.12.22

When your boss calls you into the office for a surprise meeting, you fear the worst. The last thing you expect is the handed $5,000. *Our bosses keep accidentally sending Lazlo emails that he's not supposed to see. Sometimes that ends up being a good thing but today it kind of sucked. *Three judges rule that commenting on a man's baldness is sexual harassment. (All three judges suffer from hair loss) *Doomscrolling!! America just hit a grim milestone. Finland says they're done being neutral. People really love Avatar. Another day, another kid in Livonia Michigan trying to be cooler than Lazlo. Andy Dick is having a terrible, no good, very bad century. *Are you the type of person who puts food in the microwave, walks away, and lets the timer ding all three times? Of course you're not because only crazy people do that. *According to one woman, there are five types of guys on college campuses that you should avoid at all costs. *You've heard of second-wave COVID infections but what about second-wave Matt Damon hate? *Thanks for listening to the podcast and thanks for being you. I love you more than you'll ever know. See you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!