Thursday, 06.02.22

Feeling low? The stress of life got you down? Is work the last place you want to be? Try Slimfast's backpack! Slimfast's backpack has been shown to improve symptoms of depression and apathy. If you're ready to make a change, ask Slimfast about his backpack! *Are you trying to work up the courage to ask her out because she's been throwing crazy signals? Careful! Those might not be signals! *Doomscrolling! Now that the dust is starting to settle, where do we all stand with this Johnny/Amber trial? The Queen's Jubilee is happening and we're all stuck at work. Elon wants Tesla employees to return to work and that has angered many non-Tesla employees. A Frenchman just set a new bungee jumping record. Elvis has left the building. *Serial Killer beer is here but we don't recall ever asking for it. *Need advice? Lazlo is here to answer all your questions and solve all your problems. *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Don't forget to say hello on Twitter and Instagram, @churchoflazlo and on our subreddit r/churchoflazlo Have a great day! -Everybody Wang Chung!!