Wednesday, 06.08.22

We're back! We were only gone for a day. Why is everyone wearing Ed Hardy and carrying tiny purses? Does your ass say "Juicy"?  *Keeping up with fashion trends is one thing you don't have to worry about as an adult but everything else is on the table. *Doomscrolling! A fired Cincinnati cop who wants you to think he's pure evil is trying to get his job back promising he's just smarter than us. Matthew McConaughy gave an impassioned speech at the White House. A Uvalde teacher describes what was going on in the classroom as the police retreated. Trevor Reed says Russian food sucks. A Kansas woman who joined ISIS was in court this week. A new trial drug cured all test recipients of cancer. *What's your biggest sexual fantasy baby? I say we leave everything on the table, including Lazlo's Navy uniform. *Thanks for listening to the podcast! Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @churchoflazlo and join our subreddit r/churchoflazlo We'd also love to have you stop by our website www.lazlo.church See you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!