Monday, 05.16.22

Yo! Julia's back and she's off the wagon! This calls for celebration and hard kombucha! Speaking of booze, it's not cheap at the PGA Championship. *The Great Friendship Decline. People report having fewer and fewer friends and Dad reports having zero. *Doomscrolling- We have to start with the terrible news out of Buffalo this weekend but we try to lighten things up from super depressing to just regular depressing.*Do your kids know how to cuss proficiently? If not, you might want to teach them because it could save their life. *Julia's back and so is Bryan! Are they actually the same person? Probably not but that doesn't stop Slim from speculating. This week's advice? How to spot a guy who's fallen out of love with you. *What do crack pipes, scrambled eggs, and vacuum cleaners have in common? Well, we've all gotta have at least one area of expertise. *You're not my daddy! *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @churchoflazlo and check out www.lazlo.church  See you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!