Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Friday, 08.26.22

Act Your Wage and Quiet Firing

It's Britney and Elton, Bitch

Britney Spears is back with a new/old song with Elton John

Thrusday, 08.25.22

We got another package! Who sent us this one? Snowcone's girlfriend? What are these things? What are you supposed to do wi....ohhhhh. *Teachers in Missouri are begging for clearance to beat up your kids and those permission slips have already started to roll in. *What do you regret most in life? If it doesn't involve a missed romantic connection from grade school then I don't want to hear about it. *Doomscrolling! Uvalde school police chief is now the former Uvalde school police chief. What ...

A Game We Promise To Never Play Again

Whats Your Biggest Regret?

Slimfast found a list of the top regrets people have in life and somehow not being able to play the recorder is on there...?

Off Air: Slimfast Watches A Makeover

A little look into what Silmfast does when Lazlo goes to smoke

Spanking At School

A school in Missouri has brought back spanking in school

Snowcones Girlfriend Sent The Guys a Gift

But is it a sex toy?

Wednesday, 08.24.22

Great news! The best years of your life are still ahead of you! As long as you're under the age of 35 but I can't imagine anyone listening to this podcast is older than 30. *Young people are canceling their streaming services to save money. Of all the lousy ways to save a buck, this has got to be the lamest. *Doomscroliing!! Happy Ukraine Independence Day! What kind of plastic surgery will you be spending your vacation allowance on? Dinosaurs in Dinosaur Park. Get the ass out of Alabama. Kee...

When Were You Happy?

What were the best years of your life?

Tuesday, 08.23.22

Close your eyes. Okay, don't actually close your eyes because I need you to be able to read this. With your eyes open, think back to the athletes in your high school. You see them walking down the halls and socializing in the cafeteria. Try to think about the different people from different sports and visualize their uniforms. Now, did you see any baseball players walking around? *About half of American adults over the age of 21 consider themselves to be smart drinkers. What the hell does th...

Are You A Smart Drinker?

Slimfast found a list of what makes a person a smart drinker and he puts Lazlo to the test

High School Sports

Lazlo is back after his bout of the Sunday Scaries. His kids are getting signed up for sports and it takes Slimfast down memory lane from when he was the all star high school quarterback that led his team to a national championship.

Monday, 08.22.22

Lazlo is suffering from a severe case of the Sunday Scaries that bled over into Monday so he went home sick. Silmfast and Snowcone do their best to hold down the fort

Friday, 08.19.22

Oh boy do we have a show for you today. We've got news about our contracts !

Thursday, 08.18.22

Snowcone bought a dragon and he's been riding it to work all week. *Americans are officially watching more TV on streaming services than cable and Slimfast officially spends more time watching crap on discovery+ than any other guy. *Don't pick at your toes in public. For that matter, put on shoes before you leave the house. *Doomscorlling!! Jonah Hill has a new documentary coming out. You shouldn't be getting into fights with other adults at little league games and you certainly shouldn't be...

The Most Annoying Things People Do In Public

Slimfast found a list of the most annoying things people do in public

Streaming Finally Surpasses Cable

What's Your Obsession?

House of The Dragon premiers Sunday and Snowcone is back on his bullshit. Slimfast wonders if Lazlo has any obsession besides sports

Wednesday, 08.17.22

Why didn't any of our school counselors ever help us get jobs with the postal service? What the hell is a civil service exam and why is my boss recommending I take one soon? *About 1 in 6 Americans think they know about a business that is secretly just a front for criminal activity. *The Manti Te'o documentary on Netflix is amazing. Whatever you thought you knew about that story, you were probably wrong. You don't have to be a sports fan. Just watch it. *People get fired for things they post...

The TikTok Teacher

A teacher brags on TikTok about not showing up early. Should she get in trouble?

Do You Know Any Local Fronts?

Doesn't every city have that place or business that everyone knows is just a front

Lazlo Goes To College

Lazlo received a full scholarship offer from a top university and considers his options

Tuesday, 08.16.22

This is the place and now is the time. Let's do this. *The guy in the old Phish shirt is making fun of Slimfast's outfit. *What happened to Manti Te'o? Is he doing alright? What's that you say? There's a documentary? *Snoop has his own cereal, Madonna is blowing out candles, and blah blah blah, Slim's mom. *Doomscrolling! Trump v FBI started out promising but now it feels like the 5th round and you can tell it's gonna go 12. An 88-year-old woman was gardening when she slipped into a pond and...

The Ol' Deep Poke

Something about Madonna and Facebook and of course, Slim's mom

Wait So What Happened With Manti Te'o?

Remember that whole thing? That was weird. Anyways there's a new show about it

Monday, 08.15.22

There's nothing like showing up to work and discovering that you've been sent a care package. Especially when that care package doesn't detonate. Now, who wants to be the first to taste this booze in the unmarked bottle that was sent in a box with no return address? Snowcone! Get in here! *Making money is hard but this hypothetical scenario from Slimfast is a quick way to make a million dollars. But it's gonna be a not-so-fun twelve hours. *I don't get embarrassed buying things like condoms ...

Here's What The Cashier Really Thinks of You

Cashiers open up about what they actually judge you for

The Guys Take Mushrooms and Listen To Phish

Along with the whiskey, there was also something else included in the mail

The Guys Make Snowcone Drink Poison (Possibly)

Someone sent us some homemade whiskey and we're not sure if it's safe to drink or not

Friday, 08.12.22

Today, we say goodbye but not for good. I'm not crying! You're crying! *Don't forget to bookmark our website www.lazlo.church if you have not already. Have a great weekend! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!

The Last One

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Seemed Normal in High School

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Julia and FourLoko

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How The Surprise Came Together

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So Kevin Arnold is Kind of a Dick?

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Julia Flew To KC and Scared the Hell Out of Lazlo

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Tuesday, 08.09.22

Yo! What are everyone's thoughts on Slim's new shirt? Does he really think he's cool enough to try and be different? Can a person wear Tommy Hilfiger and not be cool? Julia arrives just in time to settle this debate. *Remember back in the '90s when you'd get made fun of because your family had enough money for the latest video game console? Neither do we. *Doomscrolling!! The FBI raided Trump's house last night and agents were seen walking out with stacks of boxes full of documents. Snapchat...

Things That Are Weirdly Acceptable in 2022

Slim Is Bringing Back 90's Fashion

Slimfast is rocking a tommy hilfiger shirt today and we take a trip down memory lane

Monday, 08.08.22

Kim and Pete have called it quits. You'd think that would be the end of the story but when Kanye is involved, it's never the end of the story. *Could there possibly be any downside to being Britney Spear's kid? *Summer is almost over? But I didn't get to do anything cool yet :(  *Doomscrolling!! Pete and Kim call it quits. Olivia Newton-John from Grease passed away at 73 and Roger Mosley from Magnum P.I. passed away at 83. Anne Heche was in a serious car accident over the weekend but was las...

Back To School Movies

Whats the best one?

Should Britney Be Dancing Naked on Instagram?

Kevin Federline and Britney Spears are in a war of words and it got us thinking

Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian: Breakup of The Century

Julia catches the guys up with whats going on with the biggest couple in the world

Friday, 08.05.22

It's Friday! There is no one on earth we'd rather spend a Friday afternoon with than you. Seeing as how we're such good friends, do you think we could have your WiFi password? *Cracker Barrel done goofed! We go there for giant packs of Pez and miniature bottles of half-real syrup. We do NOT go there for Woke Burgers! *Our merch store has a new look and new stuff! Check it out www.lazlo.church  *What's stressing you out today? Inflation and wars in eastern Europe cause a lot of Americans to s...

The Stressors of Life

We've Got New Merch!

New merch items just added to our store! Check them out! https://lazlo,chruch/

Cracker Barrel Adds Woke Burgers to Menu

The commies over at Cracker Barrel have done it again and this time, we ain't standin for it

Thursday, 08.04.22

Howdy! Great to see you folks on this fine day. Not a whole lot to report today other than the fact that Slim had a meeting this morning with one of the bosses. Lazlo wasn't there but all signs point to him being the next one invited for a sit-down. The good news for us is that our key cards still work and we're still on the air. We really can't ask for anything more. *Sex is supposed to be fun and exciting but it can also lead to injury. Let's go over the top ten most common sex injuries an...