Monday, 08.15.22

There's nothing like showing up to work and discovering that you've been sent a care package. Especially when that care package doesn't detonate. Now, who wants to be the first to taste this booze in the unmarked bottle that was sent in a box with no return address? Snowcone! Get in here! *Making money is hard but this hypothetical scenario from Slimfast is a quick way to make a million dollars. But it's gonna be a not-so-fun twelve hours. *I don't get embarrassed buying things like condoms or anti-fungal creme but I feel like the cashiers do judge me when I buy kids a pack of smokes and a sixer. *Doomscrolling!! If the civil war don't getcha, the polio lazy river will. Honey, didn't I park the KIA right here? Headed to the beach before summer is officially over? Watch out for those pricey umbrella rentals. *Lazlo has spent his entire adult life trying to overcome the Sunday Scaries and CNN finally heard his cries for help. *I don't want to have to steal but I've got bills to pay! Now Venmo me already!! *Cheers! Bookmark our website www.lazlo.church and have a great night! -Everybody Wang Chung!!