Thursday, 06.09.22

We found a way to get rich! All you need is good car insurance, a sexually transmissible disease, and a friend! *What could you see at someone's house that would turn you off enough to leave? Floor-to-ceiling garbage? Wall-to-wall animal waste? White appliances. *Doomscrolling! Stop trying to kill politicians and judges. A Marine chopper crash killed 5 people. Hackers just stole my Ape NFT again. Why would anyone want to outlaw fake urine? *Lazlo may daydream about knocking off ATM's but a Houston rapper went through with it. *Snowcone found an old blog where a woman ranked rockstars on their sexual appeal, abilities, and kinks. "Run!" *Snowcone has done something that almost certainly will upset Julia. She doesn't like this nickname being used and it's only going to cause more tension between the two of them. *Do centipedes really live in vagectums? *Have a great day! Thanks for listening and don't forget to follow us on Twitter and Instagram @churchoflazlo See you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!