Monday, 08.29.22

Yo! It's Monday but there's no rule that says you can't keep drinking and partying like it's Saturday. *Every decision you've ever made in life has led you here to this locked bathroom with no food, no phone, and no one who misses you. *If you don't quit AirDropping naked pictures of yourself, I'm gonna turn this plane around and have you written up. *If you want your boss to cover up and downplay serious allegations made against you, you're gonna have to be more important than the punter. *Doomscrolling! Special Masters of the Universe. Your baseball card collection sucks. The COVID test gravy train has come to an end. If I give you some money, do you think you could go inside and buy me and my friends some Reddi-Wip? *No friends, no car, no family, no facebook, no money, no references, no problem. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please swing by www.lazlo.church when you get a chance. See you tomorrow. -Everybody Wang Chung!!!