Monday, 09.26.22

Yo! It's Monday and that means we've got a lot to discuss today. Our reality must have flipped upside down recently because Slim watched a baseball documentary on Netflix that Lazlo hasn't seen! This gets us thinking, who's the local sports legend in your town and does seniority impact your rankings? *Everyone loves Pumpkin Spice but what does your home state seem to love putting Pumpkin Spice in more than the others? (We didn't discuss this on the air but it also got me thinking about Pumpkin Spice products I'd expect to see but haven't. Do they make Pumpkin Spice blunt wraps? If not, there's your million-dollar idea. *There are far too many dog owners out there who don't fear their pets enough. Your dog is too small to fear, you say? Think again. *Doomscrolling! Russia v USA is a fight I don't want to see. Italy elects their first female PM but I guess we're not supposed to be excited about it because she's a fart face. James Earl Jones is retiring as Darth Vader but his voice will live on. Alec Baldwin or Brett Favre, which one's going to jail? *We all worried about dumb stuff when we were kids. Mean teachers, wearing the wrong clothes, getting a bad grade, AOL sending my mom a letter with a list of websites I'd visited that month. Those were just a few of the things that kept me up at night. But of all that stuff, what was the dumbest thing we worried about as kids? *What TV show did you love in the beginning but ultimately gave up on? Don't tell Snowcone but I'm not sure how much longer I can try to keep up with House of Dragons. *That's a wrap! Please please please please, visit www.lazlo.church There, you'll find links to all of our social media accounts and our subreddit. Please go there and follow us on everything because our bosses really look at that stuff. While you're there, you can pick out a new fall/winter wardrobe. Thanks for listening to the podcast. See you tomorrow.

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