Wednesday, 07.20.22

Happy Moon Landing anniversary! Or was that hoax? Lazlo and his roundtable of wizards will decide. *We've already given our pitch for American Treasure status which provides social and financial safeguards to former child stars. Now we've gotta figure something out for heroes. This guy in Indiana who ran into a burning house and saved a bunch of people should be set for life. The only question is, should we make him rich or just give him enough to survive? *When is it okay to push little kids out of the way for an autograph? Lazlo says never but Slimfast says always. *Doomscrolling!! Those Secret Service texts were finally handed over! Oops, I meant text. Europe is finally cooling down after a rather warm start to the week. A woman sues over a bad date but the judge isn't having it. *How To Hold Your Husband. Some advice never ages. *How do you punish a teenage son? You could ground him, take away his phone, or change his curfew but if you really want to get your message across, tell him you don't love him anymore. Worked for Slimfast's parents. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Don't forget to follow us on Twitter and Instagram @churchoflazlo and join our subreddit r/churchofazlo Have a great day! -Everybody Wang Chung!!