Tuesday, 04.19.22

Stop telling kids that drugs won't make them feel good. Be honest with them and tell them they'll feel great until they feel worse. You could also remind them that they don't want to grow up to be Lazlo and Slim. *What is "classic rock" and do bands like Green Day and Weezer qualify? *What is something you really want but definitely don't need? Lazlo wants a jumbotron for his house and Slim is still looking for a Sharper Image Roswell-alien from the 90s. *Doomscrolling!! Peacock and chill? Who killed a NY mother and placed her body in a duffle bag? A 14-year-old scared away a home intruder with a steak knife. Jaden Smith thinks kids are idiots. Kim K had a sex tape? Elon Musk is homeless. *Things men and women secretly do but never admit. *Can you guess which celebrities were born rich and which were self-made? Lazlo tries to guess by their names but I go with looks alone. *Julia wishes you farewell! Thanks for listening and have a great day! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!