Tuesday, 03.29.22

Are you ready to be entertained? You've come to the right place. We've got laughs by the bucket and it won't cost you a dime. *You're a grown adult. Why are you scared of going into the basement? Why isn't Slimfast's doctor scared of seeing Slim naked? *Doomscrolling!! Radioactive zombie Russian soldiers are now a thing. Will Smith apologized for acting like a lunatic on tv. THERE ARE NO LITTER BOXES IN SCHOOL BATHROOMS!! The truckers are giving up. Stop cheating at Wordle. *A woman shares advice! Text messages you should never send a guy include, "What are we?" and "My period is late." *Is Lazlo about to sweep this Hot Dad contest? *If given the option, would you live to be 150? Lazlo and Slimfast think it sounds like too much work. *Have a great day! Thanks for listening and don't forget to follow us on Twitter and Instagram @churchoflazlo  Tomorrow is Wednesday so get your GTK questions in at www.reddit.com/r/churchoflazlo  See you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!