Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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Who here has Golden Penis Syndrome?
November 02, 2021 22:23 - 25 minutes - 23.5 MBHour 3 - There are a list of things that Gen Z wants to get rid of. There's an actual thing called "Golden Penis Syndrome"....think anyone here has it? Full podcast available at the end of the show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
All your Doom Scrolling and monkey talk in one place!
November 02, 2021 21:50 - 29 minutes - 27 MBHour 2 - If you know, you know. Full podcast available at the end of the show! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Are we still talking about that monkey?
November 02, 2021 21:14 - 10 minutes - 9.62 MBOh we're still Doom Scrolling, so you know it! Full podcast available at the end of the show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It's time to Doom Scroll with Slimfast!
November 02, 2021 20:41 - 11 minutes - 10.7 MBIn the first part of today's Doom Scroll we learn about an emotional support monkey and the "Pole Assasin"! Full podcast available at the end of the show See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We need an drink...and a hobby!
November 02, 2021 20:27 - 23 minutes - 21.9 MBHour 1 - We realize that the best way to cure a hangover is to have another drink! Also, during pandemic most people have picked up some sort of hobby. Well...not us. Full podcast will be available at the end of the show! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Monday 11.01.2021 - The Church Of Lazlo Podcast
November 01, 2021 23:16 - 1 hour - 101 MBYo! How was your weekend? Watch any good football games? Did Julia win the costume context on Saturday night? *Creepy or Romantic? Getting a woman's phone number from her dog's collar and then texting out of the blue. Women say it's creepy but it's not stopping guys from trying. *Doomscrolling!!! Alec Baldwin spoke to members of the media. A bus driver was fired for leaving a five year-old on the bus. The mayors of St Louis and Kansas City met to discuss gun violence but their meeting was int...
Do you search your kid's rooms?
November 01, 2021 23:09 - 29 minutes - 26.7 MBHour 4 - A sheriff shows the internet how to search your kid's rooms. We all tell a few little white lies, right? And, what jobs are paid too much? Full Podcast will be up shortly! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Who's life would be the best reality show?
November 01, 2021 22:39 - 28 minutes - 25.8 MBHour 3 - There are new rules for dating. What are the signs of being upper class? Who's life would make the best reality show and Slimfast is mad because he didn't invent Tinder for dogs! The whole podcast will be available at the end of the show! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Lazlo "accidently" bought someone he was dating a couch.
November 01, 2021 21:51 - 33 minutes - 31.1 MBHour 2 - Here's all of today's Doom Scrolling in one place!! Also, have you ever accidently sent an Amazon purchase to the wrong person? If it was someone you were dating would you ask for it back? Full Podcast available at the end of the show! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We learn so many things in Doom Scrolling!
November 01, 2021 21:46 - 13 minutes - 12.5 MBIf someone came after you and your kids, what would you do? Slim would use his child (if he had one) as a human shield! This, and much more in part 2 of Doom Scrolling. Full show podcast will be available at the end of the show! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It's time to start Doom Scrolling with Slimfast!
November 01, 2021 21:39 - 12 minutes - 11.2 MBNeed to get caught up on the news? Well, Slimfast has got you covered! Whole podcast will be available at the end of the show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Julia likes to dress up as a little boy...on Halloween.
November 01, 2021 20:06 - 19 minutes - 17.6 MBHour 1 - How did Julia's "Home Alone" halloween costume work out? Why does she seem to always dress up like an old man or little boy instead of something "sexy"? Also, is it creepy if you get a call from someone who took a picture of your dog? More of the show to come and of course, the full podcast will be available at the end of the show! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Lazlo had a rough weekend
November 01, 2021 19:51 - 5 minutes - 5.05 MBHappy Monday!! Let's just get this out of the way...Lazlo had a rough weekend. Don't worry, the full podcast will be uploaded at the end of the show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Friday 10.29.2021 - The Church Of Lazlo Podcast
October 29, 2021 23:32 - 1 hour - 93.1 MBMinutes before we got to the studio to start the show, someone pulled up outside and dropped something off for Lazlo that would change our day completely. *Reddit and Lazlo finally got to Slimfast. His life savings is on the line. Diamond Hands to the moon!! *Doomscrolling! Do you love calling people who never answer the phone? You'll love 911. The Pope says no one should turn down Biden for communion. Eat that wafer fam! Breast implants are gonna start coming with a warning. Panic at LAX! Cu...
Non Sexual things and new words in the dictionary
October 29, 2021 23:21 - 25 minutes - 23.8 MBHour 4- What things turn you on that are not "sexual"? Did you know oobleck is now in the dictionary? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nick Wright, Lazlo's got some advice....and a Venmo account
October 29, 2021 22:17 - 16 minutes - 15.4 MBHour 3 - Our buddy Nick checks in! Lazlo gives out some advice...that may or may not be "good" and also has a special use for his Venmo account! We're getting close to the full podcast that will be uploaded at the end of the show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
All the news you need for the weekend.
October 29, 2021 21:49 - 31 minutes - 28.4 MBHour 2 - Full podcast up at the end of the show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It's time to start a Friday Doom Scroll
October 29, 2021 20:43 - 10 minutes - 9.57 MBA President, the pope, breast implants....an so much more! Full Podcast will be available at the end of the show! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Island Boy and Diamond Hands
October 29, 2021 20:39 - 27 minutes - 25.7 MBHour 1 - What exactly is an Island Boy and does it have anything to do with Diamond Hands? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Not a bad way to start a Friday!
October 29, 2021 20:29 - 6 minutes - 6.38 MBRemember, if you're waiting for the full podcast it will be posted at the end of the show! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Thursday 10.28.2021 - The Church Of Lazlo Podcast
October 28, 2021 23:15 - 1 hour - 93.1 MBYou ever wonder what celebrity couple's sex lives are like? Ever wonder how celebrities teach their kids about sex? Neither do we but it didn't stop us from discussing a few celeb headlines. *Stop shaming small dongs. Stop trying to fit the word "dong" into movies titles. *Doomscrolling! If hell is a place, this couple is going. Starbuck and Costco are raising their starting pay and giving employees raises. The CEO of Spanx just gave her employees first class tickets to anywhere in the world ...
A group of elementary students walk into a gay bar....discuss.
October 28, 2021 23:07 - 25 minutes - 22.9 MBHour 4 - A model takes pictures in front of her dad's casket. Weird? A teacher takes her elementary kids on a field trip to a gay bar. Weird? We're almost done....full podcast coming soon! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What exactly is "Pretty Privilege"?
October 28, 2021 22:49 - 24 minutes - 22.5 MBHour 3 - We get an update on the Homecoming Lapdance story from yesterday. What is a tampon tax? Do pretty people have more privilege than non-pretty people? And what should we pool our money on to get a Christmas gift for lazlo out of the Holiday Neiman Marcus Catalogue? Full podcast will be available after the show! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
All the news and more uses for the word "dong"
October 28, 2021 21:44 - 30 minutes - 28.1 MBHour 2 - This was a busy hour! If you are waiting for the full podcast, it will be posted at the end of the show! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
More news and Lazlo asks Jeriney to read a whole story....
October 28, 2021 21:40 - 12 minutes - 11.4 MB...probably because Slimfast didn't? If you're wondering where the full podcast is, don't worry! We'll post it at the end of the show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Time for the news with Slimfast...he's wicked smart!
October 28, 2021 21:32 - 12 minutes - 11.2 MBDon't forget, coming up at the end of the show we will post the entire podcast. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dawn of the Dong....
October 28, 2021 21:00 - 21 minutes - 19.6 MBHour 1 - Julia's watching a company costume party while she's working and we find a fun new way to use her favorite word! Want the full podcast? We'll post it at the end of the show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Time to get this party started!
October 28, 2021 20:44 - 8 minutes - 7.62 MBDon't worry....full podcast will be posted at the end of the show! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Wednesday 10.27.2021 - The Church Of Lazlo Podcast
October 27, 2021 23:29 - 1 hour - 86.2 MBHalf of us are here! Jeriney is coming in late which means Slimfast is producing the show and he can't get Julia's mic to work. Slimfast is bragging to everyone about his booster shot. *We got Julia! Let's talk about how 22% Americans will believe in anything. Ghosts, werewolves, zombies, aliens. *What's the most annoying thing about being a guy? Listening to other guys complain about not getting enough validation. *Doomscrolling! Facial recognition to board a plane, Keanu Reeves continues to...
Things only A-Holes would say.
October 27, 2021 23:15 - 17 minutes - 15.8 MBHour 4 - Well...I'm sure we've said a few of these! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
So many things to discuss.
October 27, 2021 22:09 - 25 minutes - 23.6 MBHour 3 - Dad shoots his son, Slim is uncomfortable with cheerleaders and what things would you like to stick around after covid? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
All the Doom Scrolling you could ever need....
October 27, 2021 21:55 - 30 minutes - 28.1 MBTesticle baths. Testicle baths. Slimfast's testicle. Testicle baths. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Testicle wash....do we really need to say more?
October 27, 2021 21:47 - 10 minutes - 9.44 MBOh...we do! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It's time to Doom Scroll!
October 27, 2021 21:21 - 12 minutes - 11.1 MBWho wants to take bets on if Slimfast ready the WHOLE story and know what he's talking about? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Things that go bump in the night....
October 27, 2021 21:07 - 20 minutes - 18.8 MBHour 1 - What kind of creepy goblins do you believe in? We know Slim believes in greys! Also, guys have got some complaints about being guys. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Awwwww yes....time to belly up to the bar!
October 27, 2021 20:22 - 4 minutes - 3.79 MBTime to get this show on the road! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tuesday, 10.26.21- The Church of Lazlo Podcast
October 26, 2021 23:21 - 1 hour - 106 MBYou know it's a good day when every topic up for discussion is political and divisive. *Dave Chappelle says he's willing to sit down and speak with members of the trans community but he has a few conditions. *Let's play a round of "Would You Rather" and fantasize about being rich and alone. *Doomscrolling! There was a shooting at an Idaho mall. Amazon is trying to buy their way out of the supply shortages and bottlenecks. The FDA says your kids can soon get vaccinated. A new breast cancer vac...
Nick Wright, Bad Decisions, and Brand Loyalty
October 26, 2021 23:18 - 31 minutes - 29.2 MBNick Wright calls the program to give his take on Brady Ball and also takes a minute to critique Lazlo's friendship. Slimfast got stuck in line at the gas station behind a woman who COULD NOT make a single decision. People have voted on which brands are worth the loyalty and the extra costs. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tom Brady wants his ball, Tony Roma....well.
October 26, 2021 22:41 - 15 minutes - 14.2 MBHour 3 - So much talk about Giselle and Tom Brady's ball. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
All the news you can use in one place
October 26, 2021 21:17 - 34 minutes - 32 MBHour 3 - Slimfast spends a lot of time, each day, halfway reading news stories and a few headlines to bring you the latest headlines. Or things from 4 years ago... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
More news from our "newsman"?
October 26, 2021 21:13 - 14 minutes - 13.1 MBThe price of Disney tickets is too damn high! (according to some), a boy in Oklahoma was mauled to death by the family dog, you thought your landlord was bad, and a Tik Tok celeb pleads not guilty to double murder in San Diego. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Let's Doom Scroll with Slimfast!
October 26, 2021 21:05 - 14 minutes - 13.6 MBVaccines for everyone! You get a vaccine! You get a vaccine! Yes, you get a vaccine! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A little bargument goes a long way.
October 26, 2021 20:36 - 33 minutes - 30.4 MBHour 1 - We kick off the show with a left turn that leads us to a discussion of our favorite touring bands. It then goes into some Dave Chappelle talk and a bargument about money. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Time to belly up to the bar!
October 26, 2021 19:38 - 8 minutes - 7.55 MBLet's get this thing started...by talking about touring bands we love. Ok? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Monday 10.25.2021 - The Church Of Lazlo Podcast
October 25, 2021 23:20 - 1 hour - 101 MBYo! How was your weekend? Did your kids win their games? Did you drink a little too much? Did you text Nick Wright so many times that he blocked you? *If you need advice taking care of your kitten/cat, don't ask Lazlo or Slim. *Doomscrolling!! More details are emerging about the accident on the set of Alec Baldwin's. Gunther from Friends passed away. USC and MU fraternity's facing criticisms. Brian Laundrie's family say they will not have a funeral. Children killed and others injured at a dr...
Scams and Nostalgia...
October 25, 2021 23:13 - 28 minutes - 25.7 MBHour 4 - We learn what scams we just deal with and what decade we would be nostalgic for. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Julia's poor boyfriend has to dress up for Halloween...
October 25, 2021 22:42 - 33 minutes - 30.6 MBHour 3 - We start the hour with a list of things guys do that scare women and then Julia scares the guys with her idea for Halloween. There was a tragedy at a costume party that Julia didn't attend over the weekend and how much would you pay for a bottle of water at a sporting event? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
All the news you didn't know you needed....
October 25, 2021 21:45 - 29 minutes - 26.9 MBHour 2 - This is where we Doom Scroll. A little of this, a little of that...and then a little more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Time for the lighter side of Doom Scrolling with Slimfast.
October 25, 2021 21:37 - 11 minutes - 10.4 MBHe usually tries to "lighten" it up...sometimes you win, sometimes....not so much. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It's time to Doom Scroll....
October 25, 2021 21:00 - 12 minutes - 11.6 MBDo you think Slimfast read ALL of these stories? Take a listen and find out! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.