Thursday 10.28.2021 - The Church Of Lazlo Podcast

You ever wonder what celebrity couple's sex lives are like? Ever wonder how celebrities teach their kids about sex? Neither do we but it didn't stop us from discussing a few celeb headlines. *Stop shaming small dongs. Stop trying to fit the word "dong" into movies titles. *Doomscrolling! If hell is a place, this couple is going. Starbuck and Costco are raising their starting pay and giving employees raises. The CEO of Spanx just gave her employees first class tickets to anywhere in the world and $10,000 to spend when they get there. The circus is coming back but it promises to be a lot less circusie. An American Airlines passenger broke a flight attendant's nose. A man in Texas is dead after officials tried to mow his lawn. Tom Hanks crashed a wedding. Tom Hanks crashed a wedding. *Cyndi Lauper wasn't being very nice when Lazlo ran into her fifteen years ago. *Update on the Kentucky High School where students gave faculty members lap dances. *You've heard of white privilege but what about pretty privilege? *If you see a Spiegel catalog in Slim's house, don't touch it. *An Instagram influencer is taking some heat for posting pictures of herself posing in front of her dad's open funeral casket.  *The headlines read, "Elementary School Students Taken To Gay Bar On Field Trip". There's gotta be more to the story right? Maybe not. *So long! Hopefully you'll be back tomorrow! We'd love to see you again before the weekend. Have a great day! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!!

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You ever wonder what celebrity couple's sex lives are like? Ever wonder how celebrities teach their kids about sex? Neither do we but it didn't stop us from discussing a few celeb headlines. *Stop shaming small dongs. Stop trying to fit the word "dong" into movies titles. *Doomscrolling! If hell is a place, this couple is going. Starbuck and Costco are raising their starting pay and giving employees raises. The CEO of Spanx just gave her employees first class tickets to anywhere in the world and $10,000 to spend when they get there. The circus is coming back but it promises to be a lot less circusie. An American Airlines passenger broke a flight attendant's nose. A man in Texas is dead after officials tried to mow his lawn. Tom Hanks crashed a wedding. Tom Hanks crashed a wedding. *Cyndi Lauper wasn't being very nice when Lazlo ran into her fifteen years ago. *Update on the Kentucky High School where students gave faculty members lap dances. *You've heard of white privilege but what about pretty privilege? *If you see a Spiegel catalog in Slim's house, don't touch it. *An Instagram influencer is taking some heat for posting pictures of herself posing in front of her dad's open funeral casket.  *The headlines read, "Elementary School Students Taken To Gay Bar On Field Trip". There's gotta be more to the story right? Maybe not. *So long! Hopefully you'll be back tomorrow! We'd love to see you again before the weekend. Have a great day! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!!

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.