Tuesday 10.19.2021 - The Church Of Lazlo Podcast

Why do some people get canceled while others get to star in the new John Wick prequel series coming to STARZ? *Talk about yourself too much? No good. Don't talk about yourself enough? No good. Do you look angry all the time? No good. Do you smile too much? No good. Is there anything you can do that won't make people hate you? Based on this article, it sounds unlikely. *Doomscrolling! The FDA might be getting ready to say it's okay to mix and match vaccine boosters. People protest vaccine mandates in California. China's got a hypersonic missile and the pentagon says it's probably time to surrender. Trump is suing someone again. The Haitian gang wants $17 million to release the hostage missionaries. Two injured and one dead after two separate falls at a Phish concert. Apple is going to start selling something you can actually afford but probably don't want. A woman's house was sold without her knowledge but it sounds like she never owned the house to begin with and technically the house doesn't even exist anyway. (It sort of makes sense if you listen) *Did he stop texting you back? Why some guys love to ghost people. *Are you parent? Do you have parents? Did you used to have parents? If you answered yes to any of these questions, this segment is for you. *The lead singer of Ministry said he never planned on making it past 27. Don't lots of young people think like that? *Diseases that can kill you in a day. Why? It popped up as clickbait on my computer. *People share stories of unpleasant celebrity run-ins. *How would you feel if your teenager told you they want to start going to church with their friends? *That's it! Send it to the archives, we're out. Until tomorrow.... -Everybody Wang Chung!!

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Why do some people get canceled while others get to star in the new John Wick prequel series coming to STARZ? *Talk about yourself too much? No good. Don't talk about yourself enough? No good. Do you look angry all the time? No good. Do you smile too much? No good. Is there anything you can do that won't make people hate you? Based on this article, it sounds unlikely. *Doomscrolling! The FDA might be getting ready to say it's okay to mix and match vaccine boosters. People protest vaccine mandates in California. China's got a hypersonic missile and the pentagon says it's probably time to surrender. Trump is suing someone again. The Haitian gang wants $17 million to release the hostage missionaries. Two injured and one dead after two separate falls at a Phish concert. Apple is going to start selling something you can actually afford but probably don't want. A woman's house was sold without her knowledge but it sounds like she never owned the house to begin with and technically the house doesn't even exist anyway. (It sort of makes sense if you listen) *Did he stop texting you back? Why some guys love to ghost people. *Are you parent? Do you have parents? Did you used to have parents? If you answered yes to any of these questions, this segment is for you. *The lead singer of Ministry said he never planned on making it past 27. Don't lots of young people think like that? *Diseases that can kill you in a day. Why? It popped up as clickbait on my computer. *People share stories of unpleasant celebrity run-ins. *How would you feel if your teenager told you they want to start going to church with their friends? *That's it! Send it to the archives, we're out. Until tomorrow.... -Everybody Wang Chung!!

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.