Thursday 12.02.2021 - The Church Of Lazlo Podcast

Is the last hour of work or school the hardest hour? Lazlo's son seems to think so but we can't blame him. *Someone on the text line is offering to let Slimfast test drive his 1995 sedan. Details are scarce but the model year is appealing. *It's a Christmas miracle! Lazlo has been looking for the perfect gift for his kids and today his prayers have been answered today. *Doomscrolling! The school shooter is not currently cooperating with police. Omicron has made it to the States. Unmoved by whiney babies on Facebook, Germany is implementing serious lockdowns for the unvaccinated. Democrats have heard your cries and say they are ready to end "Grinch Bots". You can now stay in the house from Home Alone and it sounds like Buzz might stop by. Alec Baldwin now says he never pointed the gun at anyone and certainly never pulled the trigger. Your Alexa is ready to cheat with you. Chicago's most infamous carjacker has been arrested and he's eleven years-old. Panhandlers are now using Ring doorbells to ask for cash. Man gets pulled over for speeding, man is suspected of DUI, man's passenger calls in fake robbery. *A woman on tik tok staged an entire fake wedding just to get attention from her ex. Looks like it didn't work but the phots are beautiful. *What's something really common that you've never experienced? Don't worry, none of us have ever been loved either. *People think they'll finally get a chance to relax when they're 43. If you're like us, you didn't stop relaxing until 40. *We all need last minute gift ideas. Lazlo needs autographed sports stuff, Julia needs a humidifier, Jeriney needs new coworkers, and Slimfast needs a clue. *You're the best! There's no one we would rather hang out with during the week than you. Please visit http://www.lazlo.church​ if you feel like supporting us and follow us on twitter and insta @churchoflazlo  Have a great day! See you tomorrow! 

  -Everybody Wang Chung!!!

Is the last hour of work or school the hardest hour? Lazlo's son seems to think so but we can't blame him. *Someone on the text line is offering to let Slimfast test drive his 1995 sedan. Details are scarce but the model year is appealing. *It's a Christmas miracle! Lazlo has been looking for the perfect gift for his kids and today his prayers have been answered today. *Doomscrolling! The school shooter is not currently cooperating with police. Omicron has made it to the States. Unmoved by whiney babies on Facebook, Germany is implementing serious lockdowns for the unvaccinated. Democrats have heard your cries and say they are ready to end "Grinch Bots". You can now stay in the house from Home Alone and it sounds like Buzz might stop by. Alec Baldwin now says he never pointed the gun at anyone and certainly never pulled the trigger. Your Alexa is ready to cheat with you. Chicago's most infamous carjacker has been arrested and he's eleven years-old. Panhandlers are now using Ring doorbells to ask for cash. Man gets pulled over for speeding, man is suspected of DUI, man's passenger calls in fake robbery. *A woman on tik tok staged an entire fake wedding just to get attention from her ex. Looks like it didn't work but the phots are beautiful. *What's something really common that you've never experienced? Don't worry, none of us have ever been loved either. *People think they'll finally get a chance to relax when they're 43. If you're like us, you didn't stop relaxing until 40. *We all need last minute gift ideas. Lazlo needs autographed sports stuff, Julia needs a humidifier, Jeriney needs new coworkers, and Slimfast needs a clue. *You're the best! There's no one we would rather hang out with during the week than you. Please visit http://www.lazlo.church​ if you feel like supporting us and follow us on twitter and insta @churchoflazlo  Have a great day! See you tomorrow! 

  -Everybody Wang Chung!!!