Wednesday 07.07.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

Ever had someone come to your house trying to sell magazines? Have you ever actually tried to buy magazines from one of those people? If not, you may be surprised to learn that you can buy a magazine subscription for a mere $180 and all of your personal information. *First it was PPE's, then it was toilet paper, then it was appliances, then it was cars, then it was gas, and now Americans are experiencing a friend shortage. *Doomscrolling!! An amusement park ride in Iowa malfunctioned and killed a little boy. The delta variant is causing all kinds of problems, especially in a handful of states. Police departments might be retiring their K-9 units for good in many states. We tried doctors offices, minute clinics, grocery stores, and even bars but perhaps vaccines at McDonalds will help us hit our goals. A white guy in New Jersey was caught screaming racist garbage on camera and then the cameras caught him being escorted into a police cruiser. Teenagers can be really annoying but when they force you to cancel your vacation they deserve jail time. *America's Got Talent met their "tear-jerker episode" quota last night. *Leave Megan Fox alone!!! *What do guys wish women knew about men? Forget it. I was gonna tell you but you obviously don't care. No, it's fine. I can tell when I'm annoying you. Go play video games or DM that new girl from work. Seriously! I'm not mad. I've been meaning to call my mom anyway. Don't worry, I'll go to the bedroom and close the door. Wouldn't want to inadvertently remind you that I exist. *Nick Wright is on the show!! He's talking sports, parenting, and opens up about his least favorite person on our show. *That's it! You may notice that the show dribbles on for a few more minutes but that was just an oversight on my part. Have a great day, text your friend before you become strangers, and call that family member. You know the one. Just get it over with. -Everybody Wang Chung!!!!! 

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Ever had someone come to your house trying to sell magazines? Have you ever actually tried to buy magazines from one of those people? If not, you may be surprised to learn that you can buy a magazine subscription for a mere $180 and all of your personal information. *First it was PPE's, then it was toilet paper, then it was appliances, then it was cars, then it was gas, and now Americans are experiencing a friend shortage. *Doomscrolling!! An amusement park ride in Iowa malfunctioned and killed a little boy. The delta variant is causing all kinds of problems, especially in a handful of states. Police departments might be retiring their K-9 units for good in many states. We tried doctors offices, minute clinics, grocery stores, and even bars but perhaps vaccines at McDonalds will help us hit our goals. A white guy in New Jersey was caught screaming racist garbage on camera and then the cameras caught him being escorted into a police cruiser. Teenagers can be really annoying but when they force you to cancel your vacation they deserve jail time. *America's Got Talent met their "tear-jerker episode" quota last night. *Leave Megan Fox alone!!! *What do guys wish women knew about men? Forget it. I was gonna tell you but you obviously don't care. No, it's fine. I can tell when I'm annoying you. Go play video games or DM that new girl from work. Seriously! I'm not mad. I've been meaning to call my mom anyway. Don't worry, I'll go to the bedroom and close the door. Wouldn't want to inadvertently remind you that I exist. *Nick Wright is on the show!! He's talking sports, parenting, and opens up about his least favorite person on our show. *That's it! You may notice that the show dribbles on for a few more minutes but that was just an oversight on my part. Have a great day, text your friend before you become strangers, and call that family member. You know the one. Just get it over with. -Everybody Wang Chung!!!!! 

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.