Monday, 05.24.2021 - The Church Of Lazlo Podcast

Isn't Monday the best? You're well rested from the weekend and it feels so good to be back at work. Speaking of getting back to work, Kevin Spacey got a job. *Here's a story that won't surprise you at all. Administrators at a school in Florida just photo-shopped pictures of 80 girls in the yearbook. Why? No idea. Why are Americans so weird about sex and so obsessed with how high school girls dress? Get a hobby!! *Doomscrolling! The road rage stuff has got to end, cable cars in Italy need to be safer, kilos of cocaine that wash up on the beach need to be easier to sell, people need to get vaccinated, seniors need to stop crying just because they can't walk at graduation. Who cares? Who wants to go to graduation anyway? *Bennifer update! We want to be your most trusted source for Bennifer rumors and misinformation. *A real life Sleepless In Seattle just played out on twitter except the ending was way funnier. *What's the worst thing you've found while cleaning out a dead person's house? *If you ever drop your phone in a giant dinosaur statue, just get a new phone. *Bigfoot is real. I can't believe it either. I really didn't see this one coming. *Slimfast loves drinking alone at home and crying himself to sleep while watching the opening scene from Angus. (https://youtu.be/AXDR6YX801g ) If you love the idea of crying yourself to sleep tonight, we've included a link. *Have a great day! Go be great and get that thing done that you've been putting off. You'll feel better about yourself. Also, text/call one of your old HS friends that you haven't talked to in awhile. Don't forget the most important thing........... Everybody Wang Chung!!!

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Isn't Monday the best? You're well rested from the weekend and it feels so good to be back at work. Speaking of getting back to work, Kevin Spacey got a job. *Here's a story that won't surprise you at all. Administrators at a school in Florida just photo-shopped pictures of 80 girls in the yearbook. Why? No idea. Why are Americans so weird about sex and so obsessed with how high school girls dress? Get a hobby!! *Doomscrolling! The road rage stuff has got to end, cable cars in Italy need to be safer, kilos of cocaine that wash up on the beach need to be easier to sell, people need to get vaccinated, seniors need to stop crying just because they can't walk at graduation. Who cares? Who wants to go to graduation anyway? *Bennifer update! We want to be your most trusted source for Bennifer rumors and misinformation. *A real life Sleepless In Seattle just played out on twitter except the ending was way funnier. *What's the worst thing you've found while cleaning out a dead person's house? *If you ever drop your phone in a giant dinosaur statue, just get a new phone. *Bigfoot is real. I can't believe it either. I really didn't see this one coming. *Slimfast loves drinking alone at home and crying himself to sleep while watching the opening scene from Angus. (https://youtu.be/AXDR6YX801g ) If you love the idea of crying yourself to sleep tonight, we've included a link. *Have a great day! Go be great and get that thing done that you've been putting off. You'll feel better about yourself. Also, text/call one of your old HS friends that you haven't talked to in awhile. Don't forget the most important thing........... Everybody Wang Chung!!!

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