Wednesday 07.21.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

I could be dreaming, this could be a simulation, or perhaps I'm the only person not in on the joke. Whatever the case may be, I'm going to describe what I perceived to happen on the show this afternoon. The country seems to be going through different seasons with their "billionaires are evil" phase. We're now on to the "these are the things he could do with his money instead of flying rockets" season. It's hard to comprehend some of the stuff they claim Bezos could pay for. I want to know how much it would cost to buy a country. I'm not talking about corrupting a president or prime minister with cash. I'm talking about buying the country, changing the flag, writing my own constitution, and calling it Bezosland. It sounds like he has the money to make that happen so why hasn't he? BTW, buying a little island doesn't count. *It's National Hot Dog day. If you're like me, it's been a long time since you've gone 24 hours without eating at least one gas-station hot dog and an even longer since you can remember enjoying one. So let's try to remember that we don't have to feel sad for ourselves when we stop by the gas station tonight for dinner. I'm thinking about driving a couple minutes out of my way and going to a different gas station where they don't recognize me. *Doomscrolling! People are getting way too used to these  apocalyptic headlines. People getting swept away by floods in China, mosquito tornadoes in Russia, fire tornadoes in the ocean, Portland hitting 112 degrees, and armadillos suddenly living in my neighborhood but most people seem unphased. Perhaps this Taco Bell food shortage will get a few people's attention. *Women get turned on by some really random stuff. Wish I'd known about these things sooner. *Women have questions for men and Lazlo is here to answer them all. (I promise it floats) *The dictionary just added a bunch of new words and Lazlo's favorite made the list. *The pettiest reasons people have ended a relationship. I thought this discussion was funny. One guy said he went to her house and she had a Live Laugh Love sign on the wall.  *You are my favorite person and I want nothing but good things for you. Have a great day and we'll touch base tomorrow!  -Everybody Wang Chung!!

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I could be dreaming, this could be a simulation, or perhaps I'm the only person not in on the joke. Whatever the case may be, I'm going to describe what I perceived to happen on the show this afternoon. The country seems to be going through different seasons with their "billionaires are evil" phase. We're now on to the "these are the things he could do with his money instead of flying rockets" season. It's hard to comprehend some of the stuff they claim Bezos could pay for. I want to know how much it would cost to buy a country. I'm not talking about corrupting a president or prime minister with cash. I'm talking about buying the country, changing the flag, writing my own constitution, and calling it Bezosland. It sounds like he has the money to make that happen so why hasn't he? BTW, buying a little island doesn't count. *It's National Hot Dog day. If you're like me, it's been a long time since you've gone 24 hours without eating at least one gas-station hot dog and an even longer since you can remember enjoying one. So let's try to remember that we don't have to feel sad for ourselves when we stop by the gas station tonight for dinner. I'm thinking about driving a couple minutes out of my way and going to a different gas station where they don't recognize me. *Doomscrolling! People are getting way too used to these  apocalyptic headlines. People getting swept away by floods in China, mosquito tornadoes in Russia, fire tornadoes in the ocean, Portland hitting 112 degrees, and armadillos suddenly living in my neighborhood but most people seem unphased. Perhaps this Taco Bell food shortage will get a few people's attention. *Women get turned on by some really random stuff. Wish I'd known about these things sooner. *Women have questions for men and Lazlo is here to answer them all. (I promise it floats) *The dictionary just added a bunch of new words and Lazlo's favorite made the list. *The pettiest reasons people have ended a relationship. I thought this discussion was funny. One guy said he went to her house and she had a Live Laugh Love sign on the wall.  *You are my favorite person and I want nothing but good things for you. Have a great day and we'll touch base tomorrow!  -Everybody Wang Chung!!

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.