Thursday 07.22.2021 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

Hey yo. Am I hard of hearing or is my girlfriend just a low talker? I don't know for certain but there's one easy solution for either problem. Talk louder!! *Wanna get ahead in life? Want to be the person calling all the shots? A new study may have discovered the secret to success. Talk a lot. When you find yourself in a meeting with fifteen other coworkers, keep talking. Even if your ideas are bad and you're making up nonsense, people will look to you for answers. *Doomscrolling!! A man who ended up in the hospital with covid says he'd rather end back up in the hospital than get vaccinated. Is WW3 gonna be a global dispute about ice cream? Cocaine cake looks delicious but it's a little out of my price range. *Do you still get embarrassed to buy certain thing at the store? I can't be the only one who feels eyes on me while I scan the personal lubricant shelf at a sex shop. *According to a new study, men are responsible for global warming. Why might that be? Male CEO's of greedy corporate polluters? CEO's at fossil fuel companies spending billions to convince us oil is harmless? The guy who came up with the term "Clean Coal"? Those are all good guesses but you're wrong. It's your car and your chicken strips. *Another viral video of someone thinking she closed zoom but didn't. What does that story have to do with Slimfast singing Boy George and rubbing his own feet in his face? O'm not sure. *We got one more show this week and I am seriously looking forward to it. Until next time -Everybody Wang Chung!!

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Hey yo. Am I hard of hearing or is my girlfriend just a low talker? I don't know for certain but there's one easy solution for either problem. Talk louder!! *Wanna get ahead in life? Want to be the person calling all the shots? A new study may have discovered the secret to success. Talk a lot. When you find yourself in a meeting with fifteen other coworkers, keep talking. Even if your ideas are bad and you're making up nonsense, people will look to you for answers. *Doomscrolling!! A man who ended up in the hospital with covid says he'd rather end back up in the hospital than get vaccinated. Is WW3 gonna be a global dispute about ice cream? Cocaine cake looks delicious but it's a little out of my price range. *Do you still get embarrassed to buy certain thing at the store? I can't be the only one who feels eyes on me while I scan the personal lubricant shelf at a sex shop. *According to a new study, men are responsible for global warming. Why might that be? Male CEO's of greedy corporate polluters? CEO's at fossil fuel companies spending billions to convince us oil is harmless? The guy who came up with the term "Clean Coal"? Those are all good guesses but you're wrong. It's your car and your chicken strips. *Another viral video of someone thinking she closed zoom but didn't. What does that story have to do with Slimfast singing Boy George and rubbing his own feet in his face? O'm not sure. *We got one more show this week and I am seriously looking forward to it. Until next time -Everybody Wang Chung!!

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.